Profit

#1 - delicioso

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(06/14/2013)[-]

woah

#10 to #1 - snoe

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(06/14/2013)[-]

#51 to #1 - analleakage

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I found a minor flaw in your photo

#73 to #51 - delicioso

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I like yours better

#133 to #1 - slurpeesurprise

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I'm so baked and i thought to myself this is so funny baked then i see baked shaggy

#13 - uzerc

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(06/14/2013)[-]

What do we have for 20:14?
I don't know how a bible works.

#15 to #13 - bronybox

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(06/14/2013)[-]

And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

Can't have sex with your wife's mum.

#20 to #15 - Crusader

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(06/14/2013)[-]

No, it just means they have to be hot

#28 to #20 - poniesareghey

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(06/14/2013)[-]

well done

#50 to #20 - snaresinger

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(06/15/2013)[-]

#18 to #15 - lockhart

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(06/14/2013)[-]

#16 to #15 - uzerc

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(06/14/2013)[-]

That renders my dreams of Koiito Kinenby coming true completely hopeless.

#17 to #16 - uzerc

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(06/14/2013)[-]

Koiito Kinenbi*

#19 to #17 - bronybox

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(06/14/2013)[-]

The bible is like, split up by book author (Leviticus in this case) then a certain section of the book (20) then like, the part of that section (14). So yeah, future reference, useless knowledge you could have lived your whole life not knowing.

#112 to #19 - snaresinger

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Pretty much correct, except it's not always the author's name (we actually don't know the authors for sure), and those "sections" are called "chapters," a concept I'm sure uzerc is familiar with.

So yeah, useless minutiae about the useless knowledge you could have gone your whole life without knowing. Yay for going to sunday school for 18 years!

#68 to #19 - anon id: 04b8d584

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(06/15/2013)[-]

You felt like people didn't know this?

#67 to #17 - anon id: 9e85551a

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I'm pretty sure you spelled it right the last time...

#39 to #13 - bloodyshart

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(06/15/2013)[-]

How do I bible?

#48 to #39 - threeeighteen

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I knew once, then I forgot, that's Catholic education for ya.

#3 - junkk

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(06/14/2013)[-]

#40 - hybridxproject

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Day 1 of marijuana legalization

#61 to #40 - jarofdirt

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(06/15/2013)[-]

More like this

#44 to #40 - Greekkenyan

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Still laughing at that. What has the internet done to me?

#46 to #40 - sinclairr

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I do sure hope no ******* air pilots fly high [pun/pun]

#103 to #40 - anon id: 9a64b0a0

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Yeah, I would definately feel up for driving to the airport and steal a plane when I've smoked a joint...

#14 - bronybox

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(06/14/2013)[-]

I did research.
It says:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So, not stoned, put to death.

#35 to #14 - socialoutcast

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(06/14/2013)[-]

#59 to #14 - smudgycarrot

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Their blood shall be upon them

upon them as in turning against them,

AS IN AIDS

#41 to #14 - rainbowrush

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Maybe it was different in the original, and it got changed one of the times it got remastered.

#45 to #41 - harleycurnow

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(06/15/2013)[-]

We can only hope.

#27 to #14 - lolfire

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(06/14/2013)[-]

No, this guy's right.

I've checked over 20 different versions of the bible, none of them say stoned.
Every single version says "their blood shall be upon them"

Strange, I always thought it said shall be stoned... it just doesn't.

#31 to #27 - jocosejenkins

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(06/14/2013)[-]

I hate to sound like I'm speaking against my faith, but after reading the bible it's pretty much implied that everyone is getting stoned. Some people for even less than this.

gay - Stoned
Lose virginity before marriage - Stoned
Any form of adultery really - Stoned
Pretty much anything to do with sex - Stoned

People got in **** for walking around too much on a Sunday or wearing clothing made of different types of material. If something happened that they didn't like there answer was to pretty much just throw rocks at it until it died.

#37 to #31 - CyrilKeir

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Hey, at least if I rape someone and they are a virgin, I can pay their dad 20 pieces of silver and marry her

>.> lolbible.

#98 to #31 - clockworkphysicist

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(06/15/2013)[-]

In rome rapists had their testicles crushed between stones....

#38 to #31 - bloodyshart

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Sounds like *******.

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#32 to #31 - lolfire

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(06/14/2013)[-]

I know it was a usual punishment in those days, I just always thought there was a direct order to stone homosexuals in Leviticus, but I can't find one version where it says "must be stoned"

#136 to #14 - anon id: 733aaab6

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(06/15/2013)[-]

I love how the Bible contradicts itself.
"Thou shalt not kill."
"They shall be put to death."
Apparently they were stoned while writing it.

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(06/15/2013)[-]

Depends on the translation.

#99 to #14 - clockworkphysicist

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