Profit

And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

Can't have sex with your wife's mum.

No, it just means they have to be hot

well done

That renders my dreams of Koiito Kinenby coming true completely hopeless.

Koiito Kinenbi*

The bible is like, split up by book author (Leviticus in this case) then a certain section of the book (20) then like, the part of that section (14). So yeah, future reference, useless knowledge you could have lived your whole life not knowing.

Pretty much correct, except it's not always the author's name (we actually don't know the authors for sure), and those "sections" are called "chapters," a concept I'm sure uzerc is familiar with.

So yeah, useless minutiae about the useless knowledge you could have gone your whole life without knowing. Yay for going to sunday school for 18 years!

How do I bible?

I knew once, then I forgot, that's Catholic education for ya.

I'm so baked and i thought to myself this is so funny baked then i see baked shaggy

More like this

Still laughing at that. What has the internet done to me?

I do sure hope no ******* air pilots fly high [pun/pun]

Their blood shall be upon them

upon them as in turning against them,

AS IN AIDS

Maybe it was different in the original, and it got changed one of the times it got remastered.

We can only hope.

No, this guy's right.

I've checked over 20 different versions of the bible, none of them say stoned.
Every single version says "their blood shall be upon them"

Strange, I always thought it said shall be stoned... it just doesn't.

I hate to sound like I'm speaking against my faith, but after reading the bible it's pretty much implied that everyone is getting stoned. Some people for even less than this.

gay - Stoned
Lose virginity before marriage - Stoned
Any form of adultery really - Stoned
Pretty much anything to do with sex - Stoned

People got in **** for walking around too much on a Sunday or wearing clothing made of different types of material. If something happened that they didn't like there answer was to pretty much just throw rocks at it until it died.

Hey, at least if I rape someone and they are a virgin, I can pay their dad 20 pieces of silver and marry her

>.> lolbible.

Sounds like ******* .

In rome rapists had their testicles crushed between stones....

I know it was a usual punishment in those days, I just always thought there was a direct order to stone homosexuals in Leviticus, but I can't find one version where it says "must be stoned"

One of the versions I read said "Beheaded"
I don't know why but decapitation always seemed like one of the worst ways to die to me.

it weren't written in english m8.

people died in 2013! :0 its true!!

knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/italian-spiderman
It's from Italian Spiderman

burtgasm

he looks like the singer of Arctic Monkeys.

they have a "singer"?

i'm confused about your insult. are you just saying he has a bad voice, or...?

oxoocler

when somebody answers this mention me. I wanna know too

just above you sir

I saw it

Awesome.

You keep that **** .

but it does say to not get drunk as to cause debauchery, which most people interpret as don't do drugs because they alter your personality

such an articulate reply. i don't really know what you're trying to say, but i'm guessing you are trying to insult me

**** off you ******* nazi *** ****** pi. ill ***** you mother. bitch dont test me. huffe

you must get mentioned a lot

not really. when i do it's usually not in a way that can let me jump in to the convo.
usually it says i need to be friends with voiceoftruth to see the comment.

That's a warframe reference, wanna play with me and my bros sometime? We have void keys and a clan if you're interested.

Sounds awesome dude. How about now?

I'm going to play something else for a bit, just pm me your in game name and I'll get you added.

its snakefire41

You are already in a guild

Oh yeah...