dog. friend.. I talk to my wife like that. Drawing RE Dog EYEGLASSES pet
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#10 - iwatchshowsforplot (06/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I did.
User avatar #14 to #10 - mattmanhemi (06/15/2013) [-]
guessing your dog lost weight
User avatar #24 - ningyoaijin (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I talk to my wife like that.
User avatar #3 - apocalypticburrito (06/14/2013) [-]
yes i do
alothough every now and then he looks staight at me
i think he knows
User avatar #5 - mrwatcher (06/14/2013) [-]
i thought i was the only one all my freinds say its wierd
User avatar #15 - mookiez (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I talk to my cat that way. He weighs like 30 pounds.
#47 - luiselvergas (06/15/2013) [-]
i miss my dogs.....
i miss my dogs.....
#67 - adamhateseve (06/15/2013) [-]
>Be at the vet with my fat dog
>Vet comes out to meet us, pausing a moment when he sees my dog
>He clears his throat, nervously, and starts giving my dog a basic physical exam
>Half way in he turns to me, and without missing a beat, declares that my dog is, quote on quote "gross"
>"Your dog is gross."
>"Is that your official diagnoses?"
>Fat dog attempts to vomit
>Vet bullied my dog into bulimia
#46 - thepandaking (06/15/2013) [-]
I wish I had a dog... I almost got a Swedish Vallhund recently... I'm in love with these.

I'm dying to get one.
User avatar #39 - brehon (06/15/2013) [-]
I talk to my cat like that, he just stares at me grumpily
User avatar #27 - skylights (06/15/2013) [-]
My dog is actually really fat because she's old, had operations, and likes to eat goddamn everything. Her name is Taffi and apparently I named her when I was a kid. First off, yes, that's like the candy, taffy. My stepfather was talking to her like that and said 'If fat' and 'I fat'. He then pointed out that I had doomed that dog the moment I named it. Sorry Taffi.
User avatar #26 - Danzig (06/15/2013) [-]
I just say "Hey you're a doooog" "Yes you are, you are a dog" Bitches be waggin their tails and ****
#17 - makonendrak ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
I used to call her " ****** "
#12 - slenderchild (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yes you are because people who actually love their dog and care about their health dont let them get fat
User avatar #1 - twi (06/14/2013) [+] (24 replies)
my friend had a dog named fatty and it had a blue eye and a brown eye

he was fun as ****

one day he just disappeared

I think the chinese got him
User avatar #53 to #51 - coolioplasm (06/15/2013) [-]
He might be. But probably not.
User avatar #25 - tigersstripes (06/15/2013) [-]
One time i was barking at my friends dogs, they barked back and all my friends stared at me like there was something wrong with that.
User avatar #20 - ebperik (06/15/2013) [-]
I can't call my dog fat, ugly or any bad name. It makes me feel like I really insulted him. Like seriously, I feel guilty when I leave the house or do anything without him.
Damn him and his cute everything
User avatar #19 - TheMather ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
To be fair, my dog really is overweight. He sleeps all day and we feed him one more time per day than we should just because we couldn't bear not to, knowing how much he loves food (he's a labrador).
User avatar #13 - BerryLicious (06/15/2013) [-]
I call my two "Chumbawumba". My oldest gives me filthy looks when I do and her son just farts.
#11 - Rollerofdouble (06/14/2013) [-]
This is Tootsie, we call her the Whale, Because she's black and white, and weighs a tonne. I just call her fat dog all the time and she looks up to me as if to say "What?"
User avatar #7 - fireprincess (06/14/2013) [-]
I talk to almost all animals and babies this way. It's safe to say I'm considered weird.
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