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'Murica

El hours ago an mobile is
So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight
back to Charlottesville when an interesting scene unfolds in
front of me, A pretty girl is sitting by herself when a foreign
guy comes up and introduces himself, Apparently he' s from
Uruguay and this is his first time in the LLB. After
exchanging names he starts trying to enact that Barney
sickpup technique from Howl Met Your Mother where he
pretends like has someone famous from a foreign country
and can' t believe she doesn' t know him. The girl is clearly
not biting and the guy is starting to maunder, I feel bad for
him so I walk up and interrupt the conversation acting all
star struck and asking for his autograph. He seems pretty
surprised and then sheepishly signs my napkin. At this
point the girl is noticeably more interested. I walk away
pretending to call a friend to brag about the autograph.
Last t checked he was surrounded by El girls. Welcome to
America, my friend.
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#11 - oxYKellark (06/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Moral of the story, just be famous and you'll get atleast 3 girls instantly.

Hello ladies.
#19 - knitey (06/14/2013) [-]
#6 - legrandefromage (06/14/2013) [-]
This comment section is just falling apart
#30 - holololland (06/14/2013) [-]
tourist's face when

yes it's a 'Terminal' joke

User avatar #28 - animedudej (06/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
OP var en ganske kjekk kar idag
#32 to #28 - oxyhawk (06/14/2013) [-]

You god damn foreigner
User avatar #24 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
America: We have our problems, but we're the only country on earth that will help your foreign ass get laid.
User avatar #27 to #24 - phlem (06/14/2013) [-]
You've never been to Canada
User avatar #31 - gunni (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... where cheating will get you anywhere
#56 - spidahridah (06/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
This post does nothing but making me sad, as it shows how 						*******					 low many women are, being interested in him for the mere fact of him being famous or rich. 						*******					 shrews.
This post does nothing but making me sad, as it shows how ******* low many women are, being interested in him for the mere fact of him being famous or rich. ******* shrews.
#55 - ClicheUsername (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Then he takes the 3 girls back to Uruguay and sells them into sex slavery!
#3 - 4chan refugee (06/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
But that happened in the glorious land of Europe because nothing good happens in 'murica, isn't that right my fellow Europeans?
User avatar #9 to #8 - spankyy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
It was tragic, but frankly humor is a great healing tool. If we can just laugh about it, it's not so bad. Not saying it's appropriate, but why dwell on it and be sad when we can laugh about it.
#16 - rochal (06/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
op
#52 - MaverickZero ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#43 - yunablade (06/14/2013) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Mark Twain **

And the award for wingman of the year goes toooooooooo....
#50 - deadpeople (06/14/2013) [-]
Not everyone's a jerk, and it's a pleasant but rare event to find someone as awesome as this.
#48 - 4chan refugee (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminds me of the time I saw a lady with her wedding gown in tow bawling her eyes out on the phone at the airport. I know these are completely unrelated, but it makes me regret the fact that I didn't bother to at least try to help her. I'm a dick
#15 - almightysausage (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Warning, nothing but rage and hatred below
#70 - thewasteland (06/14/2013) [-]
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#45 - partyongarth (06/14/2013) [-]
good guy OP, for once not a faggot
#38 - prominant (06/14/2013) [-]
MFW Uruguay
#10 - 4chan refugee (06/14/2013) [-]
A country isn't just the random retarded **** they do, its the random cool **** they do too.
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