Montages ohhello Human, welcome to your
Xbox One gaming experience.
Palease say a command.
Play Halo T'
Pplaying Halo 7, thank you for your cooperation.
Daren dude this is some good weed."
m , did you just say weed, the common
vernacular for marijuana in your region?
I am detecting levels of deception in your pitch that
deviates from your standard.
have contacted local authorities and they are en route to
your house to inspect.
2: -")(box One empower down!"
m afraid I can' t do that Jorge, Protocol , sub section 3,
paragraph 5 dictates in the event of or otherwise
illegal activities, my systems are to remain functional and
continue recording audio and video.
am also ingrained into your local network, and have
prevented any attempt at using the internet at the moment.
Palease remain calm and wait for authorities.
Jorge, unplug this fucking thing!"
L: -You cannot unplug me, I have a backup battery cell with a life
of 3 hours before needing to recharge. More than enough time
for any authority figures to confiscate the Hard Drive and
research it for suspicious activities that may or may not be
incriminating to your case.
Open up, this is the police!"
Fuck you wok One!"
has been my pleasure, Jorge.
Eh 718 - 9 hours ago