Title. . ill) is of interest to note some dolphins 'jta' ', reported to have ] up to fifty words used context 'd'. no human "being , reported to have ) Carl Sag
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ill) is of interest to note
some dolphins 'jta' ', reported to
have ] up to fifty
words used context 'd'. no
human "being , reported to
have )
Carl Sagan
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#10 - lolfire (06/12/2013) [+] (11 replies)
In fact, only 8 dolphin words are recognizable, and those words are;   
   
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
In fact, only 8 dolphin words are recognizable, and those words are;

"So long and thanks for all the fish."
#5 - mikeclay (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I believe we don't know "dolphinese", because we have no teacher. The dolphins had a teacher. us.
#9 - bamsebjornen (06/12/2013) [-]
here is another fun fact
here is another fun fact
#1 - hektoroftroy (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"It is estimated that bears kill over 2 million salmon a year, although attacks by salmon on bears are much less common" - Peter Gaulke
#30 - greatgatsby (06/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Dolphins also gang rape each other.....


....so yeah, take that for what it's worth
#28 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
But I can speak Whale!
User avatar #3 - pockyrin (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
English dolphins know:

"Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?"
"No i just want a quick swim alone"
"OK dear, I'll be at the beach"
"Ok dear I love you"


"Oh hey a dolphin wow!"
"What-wh-what are you doing"
"Argghh get offf heeelpppp"
"raaappppeeeee"
#40 - xxstealthopsxx (06/13/2013) [-]
i bet Morgan Freeman speaks dolpinese
User avatar #11 - jzpotter (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dolphins were reported to say "MORE HAND JOBS".
#38 - toadkillerdog ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
dolphins also are ahead in the rape score
#13 - kirae (06/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
and dolphins are rapists.
#60 - dolphinwing (06/13/2013) [-]
And that's why dolphins will save us all by leaping through time
#50 - miscarriage ONLINE (06/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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They probably say **** like.. "prepare dat pusy girl, mmmmhm"



Because you know, dolphins rape people
User avatar #36 - richardastley (06/13/2013) [-]
No dolphin has taken a human into its possession, Sagan.
#27 - onniwiinanen (06/13/2013) [-]
I speak perfect dolphinese.
#73 - falconxmard (06/13/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #417916 posted by kirbysomething at Pokemon ** :
It's the gen 6 shinx
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User avatar #45 to #39 - Ryukenblaze (06/13/2013) [-]
well there was this one time, where they did experiments on a dolphin to see if it could learn english through exposure. so they like flooded this house and had some woman live with the dolphin. The dolphins learning seemed to be curbed by its horniness so this chick had to also jack it off during the day. After awhile, they felt it wasnt learning fast enough so they gave it LSD.
#32 - harshy (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dolphins are aliens from another planet that will eventually take over Earth
#21 - gidmp (06/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But, do they speak chopnese? i don't think so
User avatar #83 to #21 - gidmp (06/13/2013) [-]
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
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