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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - anon id: 4157a6cb
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Why are his nipples hearts?
#124 to #2 - anon id: 7bda812e
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Asshole
User avatar #3 to #2 - tuckthisphit [OP]
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because.
User avatar #10 to #2 - robotvoice
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why do you think he's being executed?
#32 to #2 - vancecore
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#5 to #2 - Tatou
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Yours aren't?!
Yours aren't?!
#83 to #5 - anon id: bbdfaeba
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What.. The... ****???
#11 - huszti
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feel dump.
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User avatar #33 - metaldubstepotato
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>Meet girl at cafe
>8/10 very cute blonde
>Start chatting with her
>She is very nice, develop feelings instantly
>Think she likes me beck (omfg I can't believe this)
> fastforward 2 weeks, been on 3 dates
>Take her home
>She makes me the dinner of my life
>Fall more in love
>Take her to my bed
>Iknowwherethisisgoing andiloveit
>She wants anal the second round
>this is new to me, but i proceed to do as she wants
>love it
>Be with her without calling her gf, afraid to scare her off

>I just got a text from her saying she wants to know how i feel about it.
Can FJ please give me some tips for what to reply back? I think I love her, but how should i say it?
Please help me out
User avatar #93 to #33 - popkornking
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Don't say you love her after 3 weeks, even if you're convinced you do, it will definitely scare her off. Lead in with a compliment and then tell her she means the world to you (or something along those lines)
User avatar #97 to #33 - zarkaronx
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ask her how she feels about two in the pink one in the stink
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#53 to #33 - anon id: 7828113c
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BE A MAN
song and dance time
User avatar #94 to #33 - mattdoggy
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what is our loves name stranger?
#119 to #33 - adu
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So you two have sex without even knowing if you're in a relationship, or what you think of each other? Am I the only one who thinks "Hey, let me put my willy in you" should come AFTER the "I love you" part?    
   
Sex and relationships are so backwards these days. It used to be date>relationship>marriage>sex>kids, now it's date>sex>kids?>relationship?>future ex-wife? Seriously, I can't be the only one thinking this!   
   
Even as much as ten or twenty years ago, say a girl wanted anal after just 2 weeks of even knowing you, and people would call her a slut. I'll take my red thumbs with pride, but I still think people's priorities are mixed up when actually trying to find that person that they want to start a committed relationship with.
So you two have sex without even knowing if you're in a relationship, or what you think of each other? Am I the only one who thinks "Hey, let me put my willy in you" should come AFTER the "I love you" part?

Sex and relationships are so backwards these days. It used to be date>relationship>marriage>sex>kids, now it's date>sex>kids?>relationship?>future ex-wife? Seriously, I can't be the only one thinking this!

Even as much as ten or twenty years ago, say a girl wanted anal after just 2 weeks of even knowing you, and people would call her a slut. I'll take my red thumbs with pride, but I still think people's priorities are mixed up when actually trying to find that person that they want to start a committed relationship with.
User avatar #147 to #119 - metaldubstepotato
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I agree with you. I wasn't the one taking the initiative to sex, but we slept together several nights without having sex. And it turns out that she likes anal (me too) so *************, right? I don't feel like we rushed things about the sex, just did what felt right. She seems perfect to me, and I really like her. I think I love her, atleast I'm in love thats for sure!

And I was not asking for sexual advice's or corrections, just a good, cute way to say I really care about her and that I love her without making it look like I wanna marry her (yet)
User avatar #148 to #147 - adu
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I'm not here to tell other people how to live their lives, it's just baffling how people can have sex with a person yet still be concerned about saying something that "rushes things." If you want my advice, just come up with something funny and heartfelt (or just heartfelt) to tell her that you're willing to stay with the relationship to see where it goes; better or worse. Poems might sound overrated, but they work, just don't go "iambic on thine ass" and don't forget to personalize it and mention a treasured moment shared between you two. Relationships are built upon happy moments spent together, so mentioning one should strengthen the idea in her mind. If you don't want to come off as obsessive or frantic, keep it as an open-ended message that states your current feelings, but also states further curiosity about the relationship itself. Showing curiosity has a way of cancelling out the appearance of sudden unrealistic expectation. It should help your case if she's curious too. I'm not an expert, and you might have to change your approach depending on her personality and her viewpoint of you, but this is what makes sense to me.
#149 to #148 - metaldubstepotato
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wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poems in norwegian sound like a threat(not romantic at all) so I think I'm actually gonna do that! Use curiosity!    
   
   
Here, have a random, awesome gif. as a sign of my gratitude
wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poems in norwegian sound like a threat(not romantic at all) so I think I'm actually gonna do that! Use curiosity!


Here, have a random, awesome gif. as a sign of my gratitude
#150 to #149 - adu
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Glad I could help, stranger.
Glad I could help, stranger.
#136 to #119 - anon id: 7c9228dd
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You're not the only one. Seems silly to me that people are having sex so much and girls are just giving it up when they're supposed to be the ones "safe-guarding" their bodies, so to speak.

As a girl, I would never have sex before being in a relationship for a while at the very least -- though that may be due to the fact that I haven't ever had it. But even my boyfriend (of a year, no sex because we're taking it slow) has a casual view about sex and has had one-night-stands and I think he's the best person I've met.

People these days are just so casual about it, it bothers me a lot. And it's not like I'm some closed-minded individual either; when I have sex, I want to try almost everything and please my man all the time. But I'm going to wait for it so I can be sure to give myself to one person and one person only. I wish more girls had that viewpoint.

/rant over
User avatar #38 to #33 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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grow a ******* pair and say you like her.
User avatar #39 to #38 - metaldubstepotato
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But how is the question
User avatar #46 to #39 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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"I've gotta admit, NAME, I really like you, I have since WHENEVER YOU FOUND OUT YOU LIKE HER. Will you make me the EMOTION-est man alive and go out with me?"
change as needed.
User avatar #71 to #46 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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your username. GOOD SIR.
User avatar #73 to #71 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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**** yeah signing up drunk
#52 to #33 - settantaventi
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anal?
marry her fast dude
#80 to #33 - captainsheperd
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stab her and take her humanity
stab her and take her humanity
User avatar #36 to #33 - linkofreek
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you have to wake up first
User avatar #37 to #36 - metaldubstepotato
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The thought of me being in a dream have stroked me several times, but it seems to be real, too good to be true, right?

But hey, dream or not, what should I do?
#63 to #37 - anon id: 2315c254
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Eat a bag of chodes
#70 to #63 - metaldubstepotato
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what the **** are chodes? My friend google refused to help me
what the **** are chodes? My friend google refused to help me
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User avatar #137 to #104 - lejontronman
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But you can download a gif.
#106 to #104 - feelythefeel
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Damn you, you know I would if I could.
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#91 - mattdoggy
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>mfw i have to go to a tripple date tonight and will be the single 7th wheel
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