Next Gen Console Stereotypes. Hix4. lit BY JAPANESE com: -Am. I guess the question everyone wants to make is... So when can we expect tentacle hentai games for our ps4?
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User avatar #1 - yunablade (06/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I guess the question everyone wants to make is...

So when can we expect tentacle hentai games for our ps4?
#55 - synapse (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - ahoi (06/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can anyone tell me about the 						*********					 about the consoles/the camera thing. I'm not really up to date here :3   
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Can anyone tell me about the ********* about the consoles/the camera thing. I'm not really up to date here :3
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#9 to #7 - Ohlsson (06/12/2013) [-]
I'll do my best here though take what I say with a grain of salt seeing as how I might me incorrect on some points.

What I've gathered is that the Xbox One will first and foremost require you to connect it to their internet service at least once every 24 hours. If you haven't connected within that time then your games will be unplayable (literally won't start) until you've connected and certified yourself again. The PS4 has no such requirement.

The Xbox One will not work without the Kinect plugged in either. Meaning that you will at all times have a camera pointed towards your living room which will recognize your face and such. There's even been rumors about them being able to restrict your movie nights if it senses that there are more people present than what's considered a legal private screening and that you may have to pay an extra fee if you're "too many" persons watching the movies. The PS4 will, seemingly, not have any of that jazz.

It looks like Xbox One will restrict the borrowing and selling of used games which means that if you want to bring your copy of Halo: Modern of Honor to your friends house to play on their console ... well tough **** . That won't happen unless you pay for a second authorization code or whatnot. I don't really get all that either but it sounds kinda awful. Oh, and the PS4 won't have that either. They treat used games pretty much the same way we do now.

It's a lot more complicated than what I could put here but ... yeah, it's a convoluted mess of **** that makes Sony win the next generation because of stuff we already have. But I'm excited for the PS4 either way. It looks like a lot of fun. Hopefully this was helpful.
#43 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yes yes, we get it. Can we post some funny content now?
Yes yes, we get it. Can we post some funny content now?
#18 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/12/2013) [+] (34 replies)
Can someon please explain to me how the PS4 has "better technology" when
1)Essentially the same cpu
2) Admittedly PS4 had slightly better graphics card but that does not equate to better graphics.
3) Both play Blu-ray
4) Neither are backwards compatible
5) Both have USB 3.0
6) Both have motion capture (Playstation move not included in initial purchase, Kinect is)
7) Same hard drive space
8) Same A/v output though it looks like Ps4 will also have Component/RCA

To me it seems like they're relatively tied in technology. Microsoft just made some controversial decisions about how to handle some aspects of the console. Which could definitely come back to bite them.
User avatar #42 - dedaluminus (06/12/2013) [-]
Both made in china.
User avatar #107 - proudnerd (06/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Ok guys, seriously, you think that Microsoft is going to spy on you? Really? Why is everyone freaking out about this when most people use laptops that have WEBCAMS STARING THEM IN THE FACE. HP is totally spying on me right now. Oh no, what am I gonna do!?
User avatar #80 - imcadence (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i love how no one has even played either console and we already know how each will perform to each individual person
#62 - A Pickle (06/12/2013) [-]
I posted this comment yesterday but I guess I'll do it again:   
   
"lel 'mericunts r so fat guise ueheuheueehu xDDDD   
   
WE GET IT ALREADY"
I posted this comment yesterday but I guess I'll do it again:

"lel 'mericunts r so fat guise ueheuheueehu xDDDD

WE GET IT ALREADY"
#51 - charderpizard (06/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The butthurt Americans are coming...unless they're already here


#32 - mads (06/12/2013) [-]
The actual size of the One isn't as big as the image makes it look.
#103 - mr skeltal (06/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sony has always been better because it's origins are from Japan. The Japanese always strive to improve their technology even after the final product is done. That's why they always release more compact consoles a few years after the initial release of their product.

While Microsoft is satisfied with the final product and never strives to improve it until they release the next generation console, and the only thing they care to do is make money.
#106 to #103 - mr skeltal (06/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, Their handhelds have done soo well.
#91 - Puddlles (06/12/2013) [-]
Hmm. where have I seen this before... a Console that stands up and only does gaming, and a flat console that does everything....

I love it how PS fans criticize a console that hasn't come out yet, for everything that it's own 3rd gen does

Anyone who bashes or makes fun of either new console is an idiot. They haven't come out yet, we don't know exactly how they will preform. Save the fights for when they actually come out and you've had a chance to try them both out
#73 - mr skeltal (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hate how you people still think that they can spy on you, "the camera is always on, always watching" if you actually believe that you're a moron. why the **** would they do that? not to mention the people that they would have to hire to monitor the millions of Xbox members... also it has already been confirmed that you can turn it completely off so no, it is not always on and always watching... not that I'm saying Xbox is better than PS, I play both myself, but that's just one of the stupidest things I've heard around here.
#89 to #73 - mr skeltal (06/12/2013) [-]
Ay....ever see kinky amateur spy cams...?

Yes thats what it is...Cams being hacked.Even on PC.Just forget them on.
So they work when you don't know,that someone is recording.
90% of its is total **** ,that almost no one wants to see.
But there can be win.
#96 - bluelight (06/12/2013) [-]
japanese girl yes japan knows how to make things
#65 - jthwdragon (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the xbox one isnt even all that huge, and it is shaped for stacking stuff on it

and if we are going to get into smaller is better then we would have to talk about the wii u

now for me to prepare for hate because i focused too much on the parts that arn't funny
User avatar #61 - sircool (06/12/2013) [-]
to be fair, what microsoft is trying to do with the games register of it is make it kind've like steam.
User avatar #41 - ROFL (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Still no ***** given, I don't mean to sound like a badass but I use my pc for gaming...
User avatar #11 - Greg Kanniard (06/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #6 - mrspok (06/12/2013) [-]
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