Drag queens. . when I was 16, I had a fake I. D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed en me. While there, an elder gentleman bou
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Drag queens

when I was 16, I had a fake I. D. and decided to
go to a gay bar by myself because some friends
bailed en me. While there, an elder gentleman
bought me a drink. He wasn' t a creeper, and he
definitely wasn' t unattractive. I accepted the
drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As
the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange.
I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and
this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we
were walking down the street, the thought of,
Oh god, he' s drugged me, Pm going to die' came
to my head. I tried to get away, but I was
drugged up that I could barely walk, let alene
speak. It also didn' t help that I had really large
goth' platform slices because I was going
through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought mete
his suv and began undressing me. As a tonal act
of defiance, I hit him ever the head with my
platform shoe. He then punched me, and I
remember thinking, 'Why deft they ever give
workshops to gay guys about being victims of
rape tee?’ While I was as careful as possable, I
never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I
even watched the bartender make the drink.
Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while
this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his
fer a moment, and that' s when it happened. A
very large and angry drag queen opened the
deer of the vehicle and beat the **** out of my
attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends
helped dress and care for me while the police
arrived. I was saved by a green: guardian drag
queens. They were basically the modern day
angels from heaven.'
...
  • Recommend tagsx

Comments(369):

[ 369 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #5 - KayRed (06/12/2013) [+] (18 replies)
That story had everything. Mischief, deceit, hardship, fear, an amazing twist, and an awesome resolution. We needed to adapt this into an HBO miniseries, I think we can easily get ten hours of footage out of this.
#23 - tiddycats (06/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It's kind of a serious thing to laugh at, but I can't stop cracking up at the thought of a drag queen beating the 						****					 out of a rapist.
It's kind of a serious thing to laugh at, but I can't stop cracking up at the thought of a drag queen beating the **** out of a rapist.
#32 - dinosaurballs (06/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Idk.. I immediately thought of this.
#2 - papastalin (06/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's kinda strange but I have so much more respect for drag queens ever since watching the One Piece episodes with Ivankov and Bon Clay.
User avatar #21 - actinglead ONLINE (06/12/2013) [+] (48 replies)
I agree with him on the idea of workshops for guys that are victims of rape.
Coming from being raped myself by an ex, and the police won't do anything cuz ima guy
#103 - xxDanvelxx ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
#116 - pharoahemonch (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
drag queen's fw he sees the story in the news of an amazing rape rescue
drag queen's fw he sees the story in the news of an amazing rape rescue
#1 - mrsonicrainboom (06/11/2013) [-]
top notch
#50 - docteragondildos (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YFW your saved
YFW your saved
#6 - katinka (06/12/2013) [-]
fukken saved
fukken saved
#211 - WhatIsGwaning (06/12/2013) [-]
I went to this gay bar once and it was such a good night. I'm straight, but me and 2 friends decided to go for a laugh. Everybody got a little sticker with a number on it, and they had a tweet board up so you could tweet a number and they could see it, kinda like complimenting from afar. You could tweet in, like "#55 here, I think #34 is hot" and stuff like that.   
10/10 would go again
I went to this gay bar once and it was such a good night. I'm straight, but me and 2 friends decided to go for a laugh. Everybody got a little sticker with a number on it, and they had a tweet board up so you could tweet a number and they could see it, kinda like complimenting from afar. You could tweet in, like "#55 here, I think #34 is hot" and stuff like that.
10/10 would go again
#188 - unclegrumpybastard (06/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Comment Picture
User avatar #16 - exacerbated (06/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You failed to answer the real question. Why would you go to a gay bar? I mean even if I was black I wouldn't go walking in downtown Los Angeles in the middle of the night.
User avatar #19 to #16 - iloveburzum (06/12/2013) [-]
"why don't they give gay guys workshops for being victims of rape too"

Implies that he's gay. Hence going to a gay bar.
#138 - krakalisk (06/12/2013) [-]
Just saying it's not OP's story, but I love the story.
You go drag queens.
User avatar #158 - crankerr (06/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
anyone else wondering why he decided to go to a gay bar in the first place.....
#119 - wtfbro (06/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #97 - iamnaked (06/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP is indeed a fag then
#230 - ljxjlos (06/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That´s the Okama Way!
[ 369 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)