Forget about the hole, just fry an egg along with the burger and put the yolk face down on the bun. Throw the patty on top of the egg, and add two slices of American on top... Good heavens, that's a hardy meal!
I have to watch my ******* cholesterol or my medication will make me go blind, fall into a coma and/or die. I'm gonna go sob quietly in the corner now.