maurice simpson. One of his customers was so impressed with his attitude that he/she offered to pay for his reconstructive surgery (anonymously).. I go to the/
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maurice simpson

One of his customers was so impressed with his attitude that he/she offered to pay for his reconstructive surgery (anonymously).

I go to the/ , i) 1 to improve my health -
to work on my b' ody', and become eye
candy for the ladies"
super outgoing, married, kids, works full time
is El role model
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Submitted: 06/10/2013
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User avatar #5 - willindor (06/11/2013) [+] (14 replies)
What happened to him?
#7 to #5 - kuchen (06/11/2013) [-]
Its to warm in Africa. He is melting.
It is obvious, pls think before asking stupid questions.
#32 - onniwiinanen (06/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
COWABUNGAAAAA
#2 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This ***** tryna be like a pokemen and **** and evolve but he musta hit b or something halfway thru cause he beat
#16 - davvi (06/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#26 - matralith (06/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There, as good as new!
#54 - thype (06/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#3 - warwolfrider ONLINE (06/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"hot chicks face when she sees him from behind*
User avatar #30 - themastertroller (06/11/2013) [-]
>married
>wants to be eye candy for ladies
User avatar #67 - pappathethird (06/11/2013) [-]
Why the long face?
#71 - hahafunnyuwhore (06/11/2013) [-]
stroke?
#85 - gammaradiated (06/11/2013) [-]
What are you looking at smooth skin?
-18
#9 - Gamblez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
#10 to #9 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
I apologise for praising someone who must have went through so much pain (bullying, being stared at etc) yet still raises his head and stay optimistic beside letting it get him down.
So damn sorry someone who has an attitude more people should have is seen as a role model for those wanting to accept them self.

Boohoo asshole.
#123 - jackowood (06/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obviously he is eye candy for the ladies. He cant be eyes candy as his other one seems to have melted
Obviously he is eye candy for the ladies. He cant be eyes candy as his other one seems to have melted
#110 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
See kids? This is what happens when your wet dreams about scoring with mom + sis come true.
User avatar #121 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
thats the only type of model he will ever be
#129 to #121 - rawrmodez (06/11/2013) [-]
I lol'd. And then I realized how terrible of a person I am.
#96 - lolcandyman (06/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					 you OP I was just about to eat.
**** you OP I was just about to eat.
#99 to #96 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
He works at a restaurant
#80 - mrmamric (06/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is that why he doesn't have a ring on his finger?
#87 to #80 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah..I wonder where the ring is. Especially when over half the married couples I know don't wear their rings.
Why do people think its a requirement? ._.!!!!
User avatar #66 - imcadence (06/11/2013) [-]
is it bad that the first thing i though of was the fact he looks like someused a photoshop tool to stretch is right side of his face down
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