maurice simpson. One of his customers was so impressed with his attitude that he/she offered to pay for his reconstructive surgery (anonymously).. I go to the/
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One of his customers was so impressed with his attitude that he/she offered to pay for his reconstructive surgery (anonymously).

I go to the/ , i) 1 to improve my health -
to work on my b' ody', and become eye
candy for the ladies"
super outgoing, married, kids, works full time
is El role model
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Submitted: 06/10/2013
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User avatar #153 - funkyspot ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Damn Splicers
#147 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Almost got me there.."Working full time" nice try.
#146 - thenoodle (06/11/2013) [-]
Photoshop isn't working for now so MS Paint skills off the charts.
#144 - secretdestroyers (06/11/2013) [-]
"I go to the gym to become eye candy for the ladies."
User avatar #145 to #144 - schneidend (06/11/2013) [-]
Genius.
User avatar #141 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, he's pretty good, so why the long face?
#140 - iluvmoney (06/11/2013) [-]
i want to touch that
#138 - flamingobitch (06/11/2013) [-]
He's clearly a smoker from Left 4 Dead
User avatar #137 - ForNarniaaa (06/11/2013) [-]
It looks like he is in jail, or a mental hospital.
#123 - jackowood (06/11/2013) [-]
Obviously he is eye candy for the ladies. He cant be eyes candy as his other one seems to have melted
Obviously he is eye candy for the ladies. He cant be eyes candy as his other one seems to have melted
#160 to #123 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it was Chocolate.
User avatar #121 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2013) [-]
thats the only type of model he will ever be
#129 to #121 - rawrmodez (06/11/2013) [-]
I lol'd. And then I realized how terrible of a person I am.
User avatar #130 to #129 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2013) [-]
we both are kid. we both are
#126 to #121 - slugnugget (06/11/2013) [-]
still one more than you.
User avatar #128 to #126 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2013) [-]
i dunno, my ass can really sell a watch
#119 - anonynot (06/11/2013) [-]
HAS SCIENCE GONE TO FAR?!
#118 - nargogh (06/11/2013) [-]
And to think that I can always find an excuse...
#114 - otterbots (06/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#110 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
See kids? This is what happens when your wet dreams about scoring with mom + sis come true.
#101 - sirbustyabals (06/11/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at yup.. totally ** MFW this guy is a better person than me
User avatar #98 - jokerkill (06/11/2013) [-]
The skin on the bottom right of his face looks like a dick with a hairy head. Just saying.
#108 to #98 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh yea? Well I slept with your wife!
User avatar #169 to #108 - jokerkill (06/12/2013) [-]
Wow, that really hit me right in the feels. I'm amazed your level of intelligence allows you to type. But you really surprised me with a comeback that good. Bravo Mr. Miracle to science, bravo.
#96 - lolcandyman (06/11/2013) [-]
****					 you OP I was just about to eat.
**** you OP I was just about to eat.
#99 to #96 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
He works at a restaurant
User avatar #94 - profarnsworth (06/11/2013) [-]
Looks like a more plausible and real life twoface
User avatar #104 to #94 - dreadedsin (06/11/2013) [-]
how about an action man figure that some kid has been using as a target for a magnifying glass and the sun
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#93 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#117 to #93 - anonynot (06/11/2013) [-]
working out takes effort
i dont want to use my effort
#107 to #93 - himeenglish (06/11/2013) [-]
i'm lazy
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