Hot cream on my treat. :3. WITH Tlh/ Crl/ / mg in bed with relax hot / Tirrel Cream all over rally' Strudel. Using two packets on one strudel ....living dangerously I see. weird

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#11 - yunonomynameeh (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Using two packets on one strudel ....living dangerously I see.
#28 - goodguygary ONLINE (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how sick can a person get? posting **** on SFW, flagged and reported.

you sicken me.
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
#77 - delicioso (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So you're that sick ************ who uses two creams per stroodel?
#63 - SilentRaver (06/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bitch, you did not use all of the available icing in the packets, nor did you ice the edges.
I only have to use one packet, and it's enough to doodle the entire strudel.
Extremely inefficient, and your handwriting is below par.
4/10 would not bang.
#5 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
DJ 4DM1N might as well delete the whole **** section, no one will ever post anything hotter than this.
User avatar #6 to #5 - KylieAnne (06/10/2013) [-]
Don't even get me started on the temperature. I had to blow and blow for so long to get that thing where I needed it most.
#29 - bamsebjornen ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
KylieAnne you naughty girl watch out DJ 4DM1N might just BANg you here and now, right on the table
KylieAnne you naughty girl watch out DJ 4DM1N might just BANg you here and now, right on the table
#19 - prycebear (06/10/2013) [-]
It took me longer than I care to admit, that that was not in fact semen
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User avatar #16 to #15 - KylieAnne (06/10/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you like to know. ;)
User avatar #31 - atrumaliger (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You naughty little girl, you.
User avatar #55 - ningyoaijin (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've never eaten strudel before. Does it always come with semen, or is it optional?
#92 - farblaze (06/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And that was the last we heard from OP...
#27 - hirollin ONLINE (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah. that's what daddy likes. I bet that strudel tastes good.
yeah. that's what daddy likes. I bet that strudel tastes good.
User avatar #9 - DemonMatt (06/10/2013) [-]
I'd eat the **** outta that.
#134 - JRMellott (06/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Two packets of icing on one strudel...happy now...sad later
#20 - jackthexiv (06/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#96 - clevergurl (06/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Be homosex master race. spend weekend with boyfriend. constantly pulls pranks on each other. Sunday I get up to make breakfast for us while he's still sleeping. have the most painfully stiff morning wood of my life. want to wake him for sex and appease the beast. have brilliant Idea, make coffee. toast some Pillsbury strudels. furiously rub one out onto one of the strudels. cum buckets while trying not to wake himpop it in the microwave to make cum all runny like the actual icingwake him for breakfast. he's delighted and says I'm the best boyfriend ever, while I stand there starring, waiting for the inevitable. sit right across from him giddy and smiling and we both dig in. He grabs the clean strudel first to my disappointmentI try to maintain my composure when he finishes the first and grabs the drenched jizz laden pastry he pulls it closer to his mouth, everything is slow motion. I clench my teeth in anticipation   
takes huge bite, it's runnier than the actual icing and runs down his chin (surprisingly erotic) keeps eating it, unfazed. still half asleep stops midway about after five or so bites. pulls it away from his mouth and his eyes dart to me "Is this your cum?" can't hold it in any longer, laugh uncontrollably. he loses his 						****					 "you 						*******					 asshole, it's so early and you jack'd off onto a strudel and made me eat it, you sick 						****					" proceeds to tackle me and punches my arm and chest, me laughing the whole time start tickling him, he's laughing and feel his boner against my stomach proceed to have sex on kitchen floor. pretty good start to my day   
   
and that, my dear children, is why gay is the way. try that with your girlfriends (if by some miracle you have one) and tell me you had better results
Be homosex master race. spend weekend with boyfriend. constantly pulls pranks on each other. Sunday I get up to make breakfast for us while he's still sleeping. have the most painfully stiff morning wood of my life. want to wake him for sex and appease the beast. have brilliant Idea, make coffee. toast some Pillsbury strudels. furiously rub one out onto one of the strudels. cum buckets while trying not to wake himpop it in the microwave to make cum all runny like the actual icingwake him for breakfast. he's delighted and says I'm the best boyfriend ever, while I stand there starring, waiting for the inevitable. sit right across from him giddy and smiling and we both dig in. He grabs the clean strudel first to my disappointmentI try to maintain my composure when he finishes the first and grabs the drenched jizz laden pastry he pulls it closer to his mouth, everything is slow motion. I clench my teeth in anticipation
takes huge bite, it's runnier than the actual icing and runs down his chin (surprisingly erotic) keeps eating it, unfazed. still half asleep stops midway about after five or so bites. pulls it away from his mouth and his eyes dart to me "Is this your cum?" can't hold it in any longer, laugh uncontrollably. he loses his **** "you ******* asshole, it's so early and you jack'd off onto a strudel and made me eat it, you sick **** " proceeds to tackle me and punches my arm and chest, me laughing the whole time start tickling him, he's laughing and feel his boner against my stomach proceed to have sex on kitchen floor. pretty good start to my day

and that, my dear children, is why gay is the way. try that with your girlfriends (if by some miracle you have one) and tell me you had better results





User avatar #113 to #96 - youarenotspecial (06/11/2013) [-]
Never talk about being gay or a woman on FunnyJunk in a positive or graphic way. It threatens their fragile sense of masculinity.
User avatar #35 - nsfwcontent (06/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I do indeed have the timestamp, 6th of September 2013 it is :L
#8 - devestion (06/10/2013) [-]
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