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#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So mothers tell their kids things to stop them from developing bad habits/being an annoying child...
And fathers tell their kids things for ***** n' giggles.
#4 - imonaboatman (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My brother told me that there was chocolate in the center of every corn-on-the-cob to get me to eat it all. Every time we had some at dinner, I tried as hard as I could to reach the chocolate, but never did. One day, I lost it and cut one open with a knife. MFW no chocolate
My brother told me that there was chocolate in the center of every corn-on-the-cob to get me to eat it all. Every time we had some at dinner, I tried as hard as I could to reach the chocolate, but never did. One day, I lost it and cut one open with a knife. MFW no chocolate
#6 - bayinetta (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember when I was younger, my mom once told me that she had met the creature from jeepers creepers once, and it said that it would take me if I didn't get good grades. I was mortally petrified by that thing, since it was the first scary movie I'd ever seen. An the first time I failed a class, I told everyone at school I loved them and said to not miss me.    
MFW I woke up in my bed the next morning.
I remember when I was younger, my mom once told me that she had met the creature from jeepers creepers once, and it said that it would take me if I didn't get good grades. I was mortally petrified by that thing, since it was the first scary movie I'd ever seen. An the first time I failed a class, I told everyone at school I loved them and said to not miss me.
MFW I woke up in my bed the next morning.
User avatar #13 - jogoto (06/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
my dad told me that the rockstar logo on the GTA video games meant restricted to children and that i would be arrested if i played it
#38 - eiramart (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - dksidefortyone ONLINE (06/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My dad used to tell me that we had a ghost in our basement. He once dressed up like a a zombie with all the lights off and chase me out of the basement. I am to this day terrified to the dark
#96 - thelivinggun (06/10/2013) [-]
My uncle told me that every human has a limited amount of words they can speak. When one runs out of word, one cannot speak ever again.

I was a very quiet kid until I, at the age of 12, found out that was not true.
**** my uncle
#33 - Lolcatforever (06/10/2013) [-]
my mom told me if i laugh while crying then hair would grow from my butthole.korean parents are weird.
#17 - stargatesturge (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My parents told us that if we didn't remember to pray every night then God would forget about us and we'd go to Hell. They also made sure to read us the parts in Revelation that described the creatures of Hell (ie locust with lion heads and scorpion tails, etc.).
Whenever I awoke and realized I had forgotten to pray the night before I feared for my soul.
#88 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My mom used to tell me that if I slept with my socks on moss would grow on my feet.
#86 - doyoulikeapizza (06/10/2013) [-]
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#82 - patyboyz (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My mother always says there was an animalin the toilet that eats poop and drinks pee, I was always scared of the toilet monster and ended up being constipated for a while.
#100 - Hokum (06/10/2013) [-]
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/10/2013) [-]
My mom told me if I didn't cover myself with a blanket every night, a monster would chop off all my limbs and feed them to me.

Seriously.
#220 - debramster (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They told me i was adopted.
#233 - josieabby (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad told me that my belly button was where Indians had shot me as a baby.
My dad told me that my belly button was where Indians had shot me as a baby.
User avatar #74 - bbqbacon (06/10/2013) [-]
My mom once said if I open my gifts before everyone was awake on Christmas they would all turn to coal.
#61 - trolololer (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"A fart is two turds whispering to each other."
"A fart is two turds whispering to each other."
#55 - shifte (06/10/2013) [-]
That dragonfly one is ******* terrifying even as an adult
#34 - xsap (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my parents told me if i ever accidentally see the light in our scanner it would fry my brain, one time i was scanning a photo and the light turned on and i spend 2 days freaking out...
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