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If companies had realistic slogans.

What If Companies
Had Realistic Slogans?
Let us Google that for you
You can do it. We can hide.
Because you' re ugly
When nature calls, take a message
A. DELTA
Don' t Expect Luggage To Arrive
ti( Norton"
by Symantec
Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
AIR CANADA
We' re not happy til you' re not happy
Hike up those sweatpants,
and go buy more
For when you' re too lazy
to prepare your own frozen food
BARNES
Your local library now
has a Starbucks
TACO
BELL‘
Drink and Drive Thru
TOYOTA
Moving Forward, and Forward,
and Forward
Adobe
an update is available
Snapple
Made from Stuff on Earth
Radioshack.
You' got questions?
We' got blank stares.
We really just don' t care about you
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Submitted: 06/09/2013
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#1 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bite the pillow, we're going in dry.
#16 - icekingg (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For when you're too lazy to prepare your own frozen food.
#48 - mguard (06/10/2013) [-]
fixed
User avatar #21 - alfrebecht (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, I work at an Applebee's.
None of our stuff is frozen, a couple of the sauces are refrigerated and pre-made, but that's rare; 95% of the stuff is prepared and cooked on site. (god, heating frozen steaks? can you imagine? that would be disgusting.)
Wtf are you talking about?
#6 - Magnet (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
#7 - nightdude (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone care to explain the Toyota
#10 to #7 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
They had to recall a certain model a couple of years back because the accelerator was known to stick. I think there was also a more recent (but less sizable) recall to do with sticking breaks.
#15 - tabarzins (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We don't really care. We just want your money.
#13 - dropless (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Toyota. Moving forward, even if you dont want to.
#40 - draagz (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Someone crashed into my local taco bell the other day haha
User avatar #17 - bearinganhourglass (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at Home Depot as a cashier, which means I can't leave my register to help customers. 9 times out of 10, other employees won't answer their phones when I try to call them for customer assistance. I have to us the overhead speaker. Even then they often don't answer.
#19 - btsharpshot (06/10/2013) [-]
mfw when delta realization
mfw when delta realization
User avatar #14 - messerschmidto (06/10/2013) [-]
DELTA
Dont
Even
Leave
The
Airport
#4 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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MFW they shut down all the Borders and I have to go to the slightly lower quality Barnes and Noble to purchase my books and coffee.
+1
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#56 - gustaviaable (06/10/2013) [-]
We only gives you 95% of the items you need to finish your sofa
User avatar #35 - herooftermina (06/10/2013) [-]
I used to work for Radioshack. I **** each and every one of you not, I was the only person in those doors by the time I finally got fed up, that actually KNEW what the **** was going on. No manager in that store, Stuck there from 6 AM (Store didnt open until 9:30 AM) Until midnight almost every day, doing manager shift jobs, and never got the pay raise or the ****** ass title. To them ******* at Radiosack, Suck mine.
User avatar #30 - ohp (06/10/2013) [-]
That 1 about Applebees... so true i work there
#12 - canadianguyeh (06/10/2013) [-]
I don't get AIR CANADA?   
   
please explain.
I don't get AIR CANADA?

please explain.
#57 - dildosisafag (06/10/2013) [-]
"Doesn't ever leave the airport"
User avatar #47 - wellimnotsure (06/10/2013) [-]
I used to work at home depot, the reason no one wants to deal with customers is because people who shop there 1. don't take your advice when you give it 2. always want some sort of discount 3. want to tell you everything about their "project" and their whole life 4. think we make like 15-20 dollars an hour (for most its barely over minimum wage) and so think we should take their **** because we get paid enough to. Thank you for reading my rant.
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