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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - kingsombra
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#138 to #8 - jankiel
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At least my country doesn't look like a penis...
User avatar #265 to #8 - gotohemp
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your countries look like a penis
User avatar #287 to #8 - alltimetens
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Looks like he's saying Wingardium LevioSUHHHHHHH

#33 to #8 - tredbear
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User avatar #276 to #33 - lolme
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"William H. McRaven a United States Navy vice admiral, who serves as the commander of Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC)said in an interview with a Norwegian newspaper in 2007 that he regarded the Special forces of Norway to be among the top special forces in the world and that one of his favourite operations was the Norwegian heavy water sabotage by the Norwegian resistance forces during World War II"

"Parachute landings on oil platforms in the North Sea [edit]
Testimony in court and in the media indicates that training previously included parachute landings on helicopter landing-pads related to oil platforms. The SAS (special forces from Britain) considered such as suicide missions."

Just some stuff I found, you were saying?
#289 to #33 - whitenerdy
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Russia couldn't even beat Finland, Implying they could take on whole Scandinavia.
#68 to #8 - niggernazi
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#10 to #8 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#36 to #10 - sexwithyourwife
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not ghosts, Draugr
#78 to #10 - anon id: bf3ab1ae
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MURICA': debt slaves.
Russia: Awesome
Nordic: Rich as ****
#22 to #10 - tankthefrank
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That's put into perspective quite nicely if i don't say so myself.
That's put into perspective quite nicely if i don't say so myself.
#269 to #10 - whitenerdy
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> Russia couldn't beat Finland.
> USA had stalemate with Russia
> Finland is 20% of Scandinavia
> Incinuating tribulations
> Implying Implications
#45 - klink
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Burka meg her, burka meg der
er det i Norge eller Pakistan vi er?
#111 to #45 - poopmegusta
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>bilde av somaliere
>pakistan
>implying at folk bruker burka i pakistan
#110 to #45 - anon id: 4e46f71b
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hvordan føles det at en neger har pult flere norske jenter enn alle dere rasister til sammen?
#113 to #45 - anon id: 1fcc3d77
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They are ******* everywhere here in east Oslo, half my class looks like that.
User avatar #208 to #113 - hatesmlp
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I know, i ******* hate them. They all smell and can't adapt to a society outside the jungle they came from.
#213 to #208 - anon id: 1fcc3d77
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I ******* live close to ******* Holmlia. Try walking there, its like walking in Somalia mixed with Pakistan.
#217 to #213 - hatesmlp
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And don't forget the smell. Oh God, the terrible, terrible smell of ******!
#251 to #213 - anon id: 7415c36f
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Flytt til ************** Grønland, du. Der kryr det av nigs
#176 to #45 - loopz
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Stop speaking terrorist
#211 to #45 - anon id: 927c6dae
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Jævla nynazister som deg er det værste som har skjedd Norge siden 1349. Det er du som ikke burde vært i Norge. Håper du dør.
User avatar #222 to #211 - klink
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Jeg sa vel aldri at muslimer ikke burde være i Norge? Jeg har mange muslimske venner, har 2 bestevenner, 1 er hvit og han andre er fra tsjetsjenia (muslimsk land) Jeg er verken ny-nazist eller rasist, det var bare en liten spøk som jeg synes var morsom.
User avatar #223 to #45 - captnnorway
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Seriøst ... Er det mulig, her i Norge tar vi i mot så få innvandrere at vi burde skamme oss, og likevel klager dere?
User avatar #224 to #223 - klink
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Refer to comment #221 tulling
User avatar #225 to #224 - captnnorway
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meh --- ville ikke gått så langt. Heller Jævla FRPere ...
User avatar #226 to #225 - klink
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Mente #222, beklager
User avatar #227 to #226 - captnnorway
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Vel ... Da er vi enige Uansett virkere det som alle nordmennene på denne siden stemmer frp ...
User avatar #230 to #227 - klink
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Er bare 17 selv, aner ikke hvem jeg skal stemme på når den tid kommer og jeg er veldig lite interessert i norsk politikk, men jeg kan trygt si at FRP er en gjeng med idioter.
#283 to #45 - helpthepeople
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Kollektivet ?
User avatar #284 to #283 - klink
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Haha ja, tror det var derfra
#121 to #45 - goldhiddan
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Norgestan så klart
Norgestan så klart
#72 to #45 - niggernazi
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****, those brown ghosts are even scarier than the white ones
#252 to #72 - propanex
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Not racist.
It's not because it's true.
#173 to #72 - anon id: cd4de06c
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These Dailey post & joes dad cannot protect FOSTER HORROR/ TREE HAS TRUNKS LIAR/ GEE I WAS AFRAID TO OPEN MY MOUTH CAUSE I MIGHT " BOBBIT YOUR DICK DAILEY PLANET" FAKE HUG WATCHERS ASK, I BEE LEAVED?? ROSENDKK GOT MAIL CALL- NT MY CHOICE/ UR GALPALS
User avatar #180 to #173 - niggernazi
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i do not ******* care about joes dad
#79 to #72 - thederpestest
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I have one of these ghosts in my school, it once put a bunch food on a plate just to walk down the stairs to throw it at some guys. It even threw milk at them!
#299 to #79 - propanex
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lol she is showing her finger...
STONE HER!
User avatar #81 to #79 - niggernazi
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that is ******* scary man, i got several of those brown fat ghosts at my school. They talk some really loud jibberish language and taking over the city piece by piece...
We really need some sort of ghostbusters who can deal with such a pest.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thederpestest
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I can't believe that we're letting these ghosts in... I mean.. Why do we want ghosts in our schools? Doesn't make any sense?!
User avatar #86 to #82 - niggernazi
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i do not know... but i live in sweden and the swedish prime minister has some wierd ass fetish involving fat ugly brown ghosts. Regular people like me think that they are disgusting and that they can never shut the **** up.
User avatar #88 to #86 - thederpestest
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Me too, where in Sweden do you live?
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User avatar #92 to #90 - thederpestest
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Hmm, Göteborg here. I think we have more ghosts here though.
#130 to #92 - thascomrad
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Standing by
User avatar #146 to #130 - thederpestest
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I ******* love kebab.
User avatar #248 to #146 - thederpestest
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Why did this comment get -6 thumbs? I really do love kebab!
User avatar #250 to #248 - thederpestest
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What's wrong with kebab?
User avatar #274 to #250 - niggernazi
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i dont know but one thing is for sure, its the ******* red sea man
User avatar #301 to #274 - thederpestest
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Kebab's good. And what's up with all these red thumbs? It's not like we're lying or anything?
User avatar #302 to #301 - niggernazi
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sanningen svider åta helvete tydligen
User avatar #304 to #302 - thederpestest
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Ah fan..
User avatar #94 to #92 - niggernazi
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that is pretty sad man
#73 - niggernazi
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User avatar #214 to #73 - paintmered
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I know this is messed up, but Anders Breivik is a handsome man.
#1 - walkerjam
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Well, us Swedes have a nickname for Norway. And it's not without reasoning we call them "The Last Soviet State".
User avatar #7 to #1 - fitemeirl
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Even I (A Norwegian) call my country "The Last Soviet State".
#99 to #7 - anon id: 0f6d61ff
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You`re going to vote for FrP at the next election, aren`t you?
User avatar #116 to #1 - froggets
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In Norway we have a name for Sweden to "Beta as ****"
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#9 to #1 - anon id: 7e042803
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More like Norway is what Soviet dreamed it was.
#13 to #9 - anon id: 33e83878
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I'm from Norway and I agree
User avatar #54 to #13 - fuckingdumbass
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No you're a North Korean citizen
#249 to #13 - propanex
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A Norway and Swedes fight.
Get your popcorn ready!
This gon be good.
User avatar #153 to #1 - zuflux
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I can agree. Completely, in fact.
#29 to #1 - repostsrepost
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I had a Swedish professor this year and it occurred to me that Swedes can be a little bitter that they gave Norway independence right before they found tons and tons of oil. I imagine Russians feel the same way about Alaska.
User avatar #106 to #29 - mistercookie
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I bet the Danes are even madder, because they gave Norway big parts of the sea where the oil was located, because there was no way the Danes could get any profit from those area. Then like 20 years later we struck oil in the previously danish areas.
#297 to #106 - repostsrepost
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Also the Kalmar Union that gave them all of Scandinavia. They let go of Sweden which ended up making an empire itself. But that was like 500 years ago.
#75 to #29 - felixjarl
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Right before? You know that the offshore oil was located in 1960 and the interdependency was in 1814?


150 years is not right before.
#296 to #75 - repostsrepost
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It was more like 50 years but that's like a day when you're talking about world history
#5 to #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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here, looks like you might need some
User avatar #3 to #1 - captnnorway
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Hva skiller nordmenn fra apene? Svinesunn broen!
User avatar #169 to #3 - paiwithapple
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svinesund*
#168 to #3 - anon id: 1fcc3d77
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Ved du hvorfor nordmændene gå ud på altanen, når der er lyn?
Nej!
De tror, ​​de vil blive fotograferet.
User avatar #118 to #3 - robotgoose
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Vad kallas smarta människor i Norge?

Turister!
#145 to #118 - anon id: 354c2f69
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hold kjæft din forbanna svenske.
#313 to #145 - robotgoose
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User avatar #12 to #3 - cptbarney
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Så sant.
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User avatar #109 to #44 - sonnyboii
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Oh my lord, seriøst
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User avatar #155 to #85 - alhemicar
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Didn't you blow up your own battleship yesterday?
User avatar #258 to #155 - lolme
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An old outdated battleship to test out our new missiles, yup.
User avatar #260 to #258 - alhemicar
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still could have given it to us.
User avatar #263 to #260 - lolme
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Probably a hundred times cheaper to let that bugger sink into the ocean and create habbitats for fish and other sea creatures than to send it down to whatever country you're refering to. (It's also probably gonna be expensive for whoever is gonna get it to keep it afloat and update it with high-tech stuff.)
User avatar #264 to #263 - alhemicar
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hmm, true too.

Come to think of it I doubt there's much need to defend our 24 km coast from anyone.
#254 to #155 - anon id: 80cceb01
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Yeah, some days ago. Tested a missile or something.
User avatar #256 to #254 - alhemicar
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dammit ******* you could have given it to us
#112 to #85 - allcontent
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wtf.gif
#215 to #85 - anon id: 9a146558
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love how you post a gif from BF3, which is a game made by the swedes. just saying
#270 to #85 - mistafishy
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Cute.
Cute.
#96 to #85 - SognaVetr
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What are you talking about? Norwegian army has Laeffy the awesome soldier
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User avatar #105 to #97 - reican
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he shaved off his powers
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User avatar #163 to #97 - Crusader
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Chuck Norris is an over-glorified husk of his former self.

He's 73, spent the past 10 years of his life selling home gyms and hasn't done anything truly successful in years.

Yes he made his own martial art, but that was even more than 20 years ago, not to mention it's just Tung Soo Do with an honour code.

TLDR - Chuck Norris is not that great, he can still kick most of our asses, but he's not that great.
User avatar #247 to #163 - kingsombra
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"Most of our"
#11 - tokitoki
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I kinda like Norway.
I kinda like Norway.
#114 to #11 - anon id: 1fcc3d77
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Really ? Not even norwegians like norway its a ****** country run by ****** people.
#139 to #114 - roarflmao
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As a swede, even we closet like norway..
User avatar #187 to #11 - laughdamnyou
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Well thats all I need, now I like you! Lover...<3
#14 to #11 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Pimp my ride ** I kinda like all European countries. Except Spain, because **** spain.
User avatar #15 - masdercheef
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They're not free enough. I bet most of them haven't even had their Eagle Ceremonies yet.
User avatar #234 to #15 - mountainyard
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Why would we want your puny Eagle Ceremonies? We have Moose-tificates. We get them when we turn 18 and have to go into the woods. A Moose or "Elg" as they're called here will then come to us and we bond with this moose.

I love my moose. I never use any other forms of transport!
#20 to #15 - kristernorge
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mother ****** king with a mother ******* eagle
#123 - thascomrad
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Norway **** yeah
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#66 - stenchschleifs
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#120 to #66 - thascomrad
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#124 to #120 - stenchschleifs
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Brevik thread!
#125 to #124 - thascomrad
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#128 to #125 - thascomrad
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Comment Picture
#140 to #128 - niggernazi
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Comment Picture
User avatar #107 to #66 - themikhee
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weird i almost know what that says and I'm from Finland. Is it something like Who is in this picture (then those names) Click to name to guess wich one is it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - stenchschleifs
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"Who is the hero in the picture?"
User avatar #164 to #107 - ruckallthefules
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it readsr: who's this neat ****** on the pic, bitch?