Tell them apart. So old, so funny. A Beginner' s Guide High heels are uncomfortable Wear them anyway Complain Do at wear them You dislike someone Act like yours
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Tell them apart

A Beginner' s Guide
High heels are uncomfortable
Wear them anyway
Complain Do at wear them
You dislike someone
Act like yours friends.
Bad mouth them later Fight them
Something' s wrong
Post a Facebook status
When someone comments, reply
l don' t want to talk about it"
Talk about it.
Bottle it up,
emotions are gay,
Sarah Jessica Parker
Emboldened feminist
living the dream life Horses Ass
in NYC
See a spider
Panic Pretend not to care
Call male Burn house
Meet someone new
ily befall" Sup?
Are you wrong?
No Yes
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Submitted: 06/08/2013
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#55 - Hayzer (06/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
"You dont like someone? Fight them."   
   
Who wrote this thing, a 7 year old?
"You dont like someone? Fight them."

Who wrote this thing, a 7 year old?
#9 - takedatsociety (06/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Holy crap I think I might be a man.

How am I going to tell my parents?
#7 - felixfj (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
See a spider
See a spider
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#147 - swagloon has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#3 - yolvag (06/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I would rather have spiders that don't mess with me than have one of these ******* crawl across my face when I am sleeping.
#82 - envinite (06/08/2013) [-]
This post clearly made by a 14 year old male who think he knows everything about gender's stereotype and jokes in the internet.
User avatar #8 - sweetsighlullaby ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I respectfully disagree with all of the statements made in this post; however, I do admit that some of the baser members of humanity may meet these gender qualifications.
#161 - pikininja (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
According to this, I'm a boy. But last I checked, I had a vagina.
According to this, I'm a boy. But last I checked, I had a vagina.
#92 - lazragoon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
HeHeHeHe hatin' womn so fanni XD
womn so dum n stupid n stuf
men r da mastr racce of Hooman XDxXDDDdd
Fuk womn day onli gud 4 secx




Stop this, you are a cancerous blight on the earth. Whoever made this, do us all a favour and kill yourself.
#6 - imonaboatman (06/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I hate the whole "emotions are gay" thing. If I have a problem that I want/need to talk about, I tell somebody I'm close to. I don't give a 			****		 if "real men" don't talk about feelings. I don't whine to everybody about it or post annoying/depressing 			****		 on facebook, but I don't act like I'm a stone wall either. I convert that frustration into some sort of project, or I go work out. But it's important to tell someone if there's something wrong. Bottling all your emotions up will just lead to a 			********		 of stress and bigger problems later.   
   
tl;dr - Men can have emotions too. It's not "gay".
I hate the whole "emotions are gay" thing. If I have a problem that I want/need to talk about, I tell somebody I'm close to. I don't give a **** if "real men" don't talk about feelings. I don't whine to everybody about it or post annoying/depressing **** on facebook, but I don't act like I'm a stone wall either. I convert that frustration into some sort of project, or I go work out. But it's important to tell someone if there's something wrong. Bottling all your emotions up will just lead to a ******** of stress and bigger problems later.

tl;dr - Men can have emotions too. It's not "gay".
#226 - nsfwbrowserv (06/09/2013) [-]
fixed
#148 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm a guy but I'm gonna be honest. When I don't like someone I do pretend to like them and then just bitch about them later. Seems like the best way to avoid pointless conflict and drama. You're delusional if you don't think the majority of people do this. Also, I ******* hate spiders, I usually spray them with whatever insect killer I can find and them throw them outside when they're dead. I refuse to come in direct contact.
#25 - deviroux (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I guess i'm a guy neat
I guess i'm a guy neat
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User avatar #121 - graphenz (06/08/2013) [-]
I think this is just me but that flow chart is pretty much describing the common douche, except for the spider thing.
User avatar #51 - strangemoo ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't bottle up my emotions. I wait till everyone leaves and I launch my Thu'um at the skies.
#237 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>don't like em   
>Fight em
>don't like em
>Fight em
User avatar #199 - youarenotspecial (06/09/2013) [-]
I know on a biological level, women are more emotionally inclined than men. However, this chart very incorrectly applies that you can only express them like a 14 year old brat on social networks, or not at all. Saying that men who express weakness are "gay" or somehow inferior is a very harmful stereotype for men.
#88 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
1. Why would I wear heels? I'm tall enough as is.
2. I dislike everyone.
3. Everything is wrong.
4. Horse jokes.
5. If it's leg-span is smaller than my palm, throw it outside/in the toilet. If it's bigger, trap it under a bucket, then remove the bucket in a couple of days only to find that it is immortal. Then burn the house.
6. www.mangareader.net/its-not-my-fault-that-im-not-popular
7. Probably not, but I'll get blamed anyways.
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