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User avatar #7 - zerosonaku
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I agree though, condoms are never "Too small". But god damn are they Tight as....well, ****. The last box of condoms I bought felt like they were trying to choke the blood out of my penis.
User avatar #20 to #7 - thedungeonmaster
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I always laugh at douche bags who buy magnum condoms. I mean sure, a few white guys are packing a foot long pop gun in their trousers and may require the bigger size but for the most part it's all just for show.
User avatar #42 to #20 - osimonmagus
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Wrong, XL's width is slightly greater. They don't buy them because they think they're cock is 13 inches, they buy them because when you wear them it doesn't feel like you have a vice grip cutting your dick in half.

User avatar #45 to #20 - pockettacos
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I needed to get magnum condoms because my entire dick was red from lack of bloodflow because of regular condoms. Bigger ones can be necessary.
#25 to #20 - anon id: 04dbd735
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I would like to point something out condoms are basically a one size fits all they are all about the same width the only difference is the length so it really doest matter what you buy.
#31 to #25 - plutogekko
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(06/08/2013) [-]
it does make a big difference. when i first started having sex i used just regular condoms and i could barely feel anything. i never came or even got close when i had one one. it would always leave a bruise around the base of my dick and would hurt for awhile after. so my girlfriend bought me a XL and it made a huge difference.
User avatar #43 to #25 - osimonmagus
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I would like to point out that basically if you think that then you are basically a virgin or completely inexperienced in sex...or just have an extremely small dick and you want to feel better about your self.
User avatar #29 to #25 - AlexPaincakes
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(06/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't feel like the same width to me. XL Seem to be less tight around my dick then typical condoms.
#35 to #29 - anon id: 04dbd735
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I find I fit both xl and large for girth
#247 to #35 - zerosonaku
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I'm back from work and found my comment had gotten a **** ton of thumbs. what the ****?!
I'm back from work and found my comment had gotten a **** ton of thumbs. what the ****?!
#187 to #7 - anon id: 6ab917db
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Maybe just buy small next time?

Giggity
#232 to #7 - anon id: 9fa434a4
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Never get Trojan barely there. Broke twice on me within two minutes, Trojan Ecstasy on the other hand are pretty good. They're a little bigger than an average condom I think but they do their job. Enz are another tight fit I wouldn't trust but I've never actually used those just tried on for fitting purposes.

tl;dr Don't get Trojan barely there or bare skin or w/e they call them. They break easy.
#180 to #7 - chilllikeflint
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Some condom brands make them tighter around the base of the penis so that you will last longer.
#23 to #7 - ilgattozaiga
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(06/08/2013) [-]
What were they? Condoms for ants?
#38 to #7 - turian
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#122 to #38 - swagloon
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#189 to #38 - vaginismus
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(06/09/2013) [-]
So... Now guys know how it feels like to search the perfect sized bra.
User avatar #17 to #7 - srapture
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Wow. Life is so unfair to you.
User avatar #14 to #7 - cubicalpayload
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(06/08/2013) [-]
You must have got the extra small.
User avatar #2 - TwelveCharlie
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Sure you can stretch a condom to fantastic sizes, but I'm sure that foot is a lot less sensitive to the pressure than my cock, until you've tried putting a regular size condom on a magnum size cock, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Don't get me started on latex free condoms, those suckers don't stretch.
User avatar #73 to #2 - isniffbutts
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(06/08/2013) [-]
And lemme guess, you need a Magnum condom don't you TwelveCharlie? Please, tell all of FJ about your Magnum sized cock. I'm sure we're all interested.
User avatar #237 to #73 - TwelveCharlie
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(06/09/2013) [-]
No I will not send you pictures, please stop e-mailing me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - awildniglet
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(06/08/2013) [-]
You know Magnums are barely bigger than normal-sized condoms, right?
My ex used Magnums and he was of normal size and girth. It wasn't loose or anything, it was the same size practically
User avatar #52 to #3 - TwelveCharlie
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I would guess he's thick enough to wear a magnum, but not enough to actually need one, trust me, when you NEED a magnum, there's a very noticeable difference.
User avatar #10 - babs
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(06/08/2013) [-]
in my sex/health class:
teacher: so, what do you do if the condom breaks?
boy in my class: you run.
User avatar #21 to #10 - Kadzait
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(06/08/2013) [-]
that seems backwards
User avatar #34 to #21 - dapape
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(06/08/2013) [-]
You walk?
User avatar #36 - senorfrog
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I wasn't taught **** in sex ed class, they just showed pictures of diseases and said "Don't have sex without a condom, or we'll find you."
#229 to #36 - danniegurl
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(06/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - namethief
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(06/08/2013) [-]
but.. it can hurt...
#44 - infested
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Friend of mine was testing out different brands of condoms, with a Durex she could stretch it all the way up to her elbow with her hand in a fist, but as soon as she opened her hand, it broke.

Conversely, she was able to wear a Trojan like a ******* legging and walk around in it without it breaking.
#13 - mrvoodoo
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Isn't it too small because the ring is tight around the base?
User avatar #33 to #13 - dapape
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, when the condom hurts your dick ain't nobody gonna tell you its big enough.
#30 - ascendedwings
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(06/08/2013) [-]
#135 - faggotprincess
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(06/08/2013) [-]
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#184 to #135 - ranzoray
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Lieutenant Dan is a handsome ************
Lieutenant Dan is a handsome ************
User avatar #136 to #135 - burtgasm [OP]
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(06/08/2013) [-]
well you are the faggotprincess
User avatar #127 - howunexpected
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(06/08/2013) [-]
It squeezes more and can hurt you if its too small...
Just because it CAN fit, doesn't mean it should.