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User avatar #231 - slenderbro (06/09/2013) [-]
Your dick doesn't have a bone in it so too much constriction from the rubber = low circulation == boner loss.
#230 - danniegurl (06/09/2013) [-]
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#228 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [-]
I want to take teh condom off and lick her foot, beacuse i love female feet.
User avatar #227 - blacklightsun (06/09/2013) [-]
Good to know I can have safe foot sex
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User avatar #222 - adak (06/09/2013) [-]
To all of you complaining that the ring is to tight, are you actually unrolling the entire condom? The average condom should easily accommodate a girth at about 5 inches (and probably slightly larger without discomfort), which is around the average size, as long as you actually unroll the entire condom.
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#215 - scantoz (06/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #226 to #215 - blacklightsun (06/09/2013) [-]
"No boner, stop it!"
is the only thing I could think when I saw your gif.

Have a thumb
User avatar #210 - srskate (06/09/2013) [-]
I must have been putting the condom on wrong then, because it wouldn't ******* fit!
#209 - anaphase ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #208 to #201 - christmouth (06/09/2013) [-]
My god, my friend did this once with a condom, and then proceeded to buy a beer at the bar. The worst thing was that the bartender didn't even flinch, he took the order like it was most natural thing in the world.
User avatar #199 - zombifier ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
they stratch like that but they always ******* break on me
#196 - golbot (06/09/2013) [-]
In my health class we just watch a movie about "the miracle of life". it involved kick ass video of penis ******* inside of ******* (from the ovary point of view), and then it climaxed with a sudden HD scene of a baby exploding out of a hairy ****** .

And that kids, is the story of how i turned gay.
User avatar #212 to #196 - neonnurse ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
That hairy ****** is the only thing that everybody in my school knows about, we all also agree that it is horrifying
User avatar #211 to #196 - usernamecannotload (06/09/2013) [-]
I remember watching that video (or one similar) in health class 5 years ago. I said to some people sitting next to me "that baby has a huge afro" and... then it struck me that the afro did not belong to the baby..
#235 to #211 - awakendhybrid ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
You try shaving down there when you're 9 months.
User avatar #249 to #235 - usernamecannotload (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm not blaming her, I'm just saying what happened in the class.
User avatar #203 to #196 - ofmiceandmen (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched that same exact video freshman year eight years ago.
#204 to #203 - golbot (06/09/2013) [-]
it was 4 years ago for me. i still havnt recovered.
User avatar #205 to #204 - ofmiceandmen (06/09/2013) [-]
It does not get better with time. You may think it does but, sadly, you are mistaken.
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User avatar #190 - mrgoodlove (06/09/2013) [-]
Got me with the last comment
User avatar #186 - tylertuesday (06/08/2013) [-]
**tylertuesday rolled user princesscadenza ** is too small for a condom..
User avatar #185 - turbodoosh (06/08/2013) [-]
Ok let me tell you why this is ******** . Sure, normal condoms can stretch pretty damn far for how thin they are. But every for every extra roll on the condom it multiplies in resistance against it set width, and for slighty girthier people such as I it feels like someone is taking a rubber band and wrapping it around my dick several times over.

tl;dr : higher the girth -> higher the pain
User avatar #192 to #185 - sabcy (06/09/2013) [-]
some people get off on that, it means the semen's being held back, with means sex lasts longer
User avatar #233 to #192 - slenderbro (06/09/2013) [-]
It does last longer because you keep losing your boner to a halfie since you're so damn constricted.
User avatar #250 to #233 - sabcy (06/10/2013) [-]
translation "use viagra"
User avatar #234 to #233 - sabcy (06/09/2013) [-]
take some pills to help you cheer at agricultural events.
#181 - andrewolfzoom (06/08/2013) [-]
this is her.
User avatar #179 - phoenix grinder (06/08/2013) [-]
this post was both arousing and informative
#178 - deathmetalwarlord (06/08/2013) [-]
If that's the case then don't complain when we're too big to fit in your ****** . That can stretch to push a whole baby out.
seriously, even though condoms can stretch, it doesn't mean it won't hurt if you put it on something too big
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User avatar #200 to #182 - cormy (06/09/2013) [-]
You... Just proved his point. You're supporting his argument.
He's saying just because it CAN fit doesn't mean you shouldn't go for a larger, more comfortable condom.
Just because it CAN fit doesn't mean you should shove your giant dick as far in as you can.
You just supported his argument.
#183 to #182 - deathmetalwarlord (06/08/2013) [-]
I know anatomy.
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