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User avatar #7 - zerosonaku ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I agree though, condoms are never "Too small". But god damn are they Tight as....well, **** . The last box of condoms I bought felt like they were trying to choke the blood out of my penis.
User avatar #2 - TwelveCharlie (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sure you can stretch a condom to fantastic sizes, but I'm sure that foot is a lot less sensitive to the pressure than my cock, until you've tried putting a regular size condom on a magnum size cock, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Don't get me started on latex free condoms, those suckers don't stretch.
User avatar #10 - babs (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
in my sex/health class:
teacher: so, what do you do if the condom breaks?
boy in my class: you run.
User avatar #36 - senorfrog (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wasn't taught **** in sex ed class, they just showed pictures of diseases and said "Don't have sex without a condom, or we'll find you."
User avatar #9 - namethief (06/08/2013) [-]
but.. it can hurt...
#44 - infested (06/08/2013) [-]
Friend of mine was testing out different brands of condoms, with a Durex she could stretch it all the way up to her elbow with her hand in a fist, but as soon as she opened her hand, it broke.

Conversely, she was able to wear a Trojan like a ******* legging and walk around in it without it breaking.
#13 - mrvoodoo (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't it too small because the ring is tight around the base?
#135 - faggotprincess (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #127 - howunexpected (06/08/2013) [-]
It squeezes more and can hurt you if its too small...
Just because it CAN fit, doesn't mean it should.
User avatar #46 - lizzarro (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's not the bulk of the condom; it's the ring that pinches blood vessels. I don't like my dick turning colors.
User avatar #138 - zafara ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My middle school actually had health class. The teacher would lock us in and make us shout the words "Vagina," "Penis," "Testicles," and what not. He also showed us digital grid videos of people having sex and what fluids were occurring before, during, and after orgasms. You know, grid videos like that stuff from The Most Extreme from Animal Planet, but it was still pretty graphic. Same video also showed live action of women giving birth. Then in high school health class taught us about every single kind of contraceptive and their levels of effectiveness.
User avatar #139 to #138 - burtgasm (06/08/2013) [-]
so you were locked in a room with a 30-50 year old man and was forced to scream penis. sounds like fun
User avatar #51 - greatboobya (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Our sex ed consisted of separating girls from boys to different classes, then teaching ******* 14-15 year old girls about periods and lecturing them how without their virginities they will never be able to get married or have an enjoyable life, ever. Never heard a thing about masturbation, stds, safe sex, etc.

User avatar #24 - grecklin (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, they may not bee too small, but damn they can be tight. Have sex using condom. Take condom off. ******* dark purple ring around that base of my dick. Ugh. My dick actually hurt for a few hours.
User avatar #12 - mutzaki (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The people behind "XL" condoms are really ******* clever. Even though the condoms are exactly as big, men who tried them and realized they worked fine for them, will obviously be prone to continue using them, because of their raised ego.
It's probably these kinds of people that claim a condom other than "XL" is too small for them.
User avatar #155 - crazycommando (06/08/2013) [-]
now in our defense, yes condoms can stretch and all but LADIES !!!

YOU CLEARLY HAVE NEVER HAD A TIGHT PIECE OF RUMBER AROUND YOU SHAFT !!!

condoms are never too small, they just become too tight !!
#119 - llamagaga (06/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Personally, I prefer 			*******		 without condoms. It makes everything feel really tight and unpleasant.. feels like being 			******		 by a shampoo bottle. Skin on skin contact is much better. Plus I'm a sucker for cream pies. But that's just me.
Personally, I prefer ******* without condoms. It makes everything feel really tight and unpleasant.. feels like being ****** by a shampoo bottle. Skin on skin contact is much better. Plus I'm a sucker for cream pies. But that's just me.
User avatar #134 to #119 - burtgasm (06/08/2013) [-]
have fun with the baby
#54 - fefe (06/08/2013) [+] (22 replies)
1. A condom can be too tight and prevent the guy from feeling anything. This can become a problem because obviously when a guy ***** you, you won't immediately think that the cause to that is the condom: You'll blame either him our yourself.

2. Friction! I've had to wear too small condoms during sex and due to their size and due to the friction they've simply burst.
User avatar #57 to #54 - sonicg ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I had condoms at one point that I couldn't even get on over the head.
#159 - fefe (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
mfw my cock is barely 5 inches
#160 to #159 - donekilledyou (06/08/2013) [-]
THERE IS NO ******* FACE THERE
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