you glorious motherfucker. . If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this paint. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation
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you glorious motherfucker

If you are reading this, you have
survived your entire life up until
this paint.
You have survived traumas,
heartbreak, devastation, the
different phases of life.
And here you are.
You go, ************ .
You' re awesome.
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#9 - mcshwagger (06/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#31 - iFail ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But most of all, I survived this ******* cancerous post.
#40 - MasterManiac (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This post also reminds me that I have done nothing with me life up to this point. Thanks OP.
#27 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i'm kinda happy with my life and don't really have bad memories.
i'm kinda happy with my life and don't really have bad memories.
User avatar #85 - yojo (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
and none of that is deadly. I have accomplished nothing.
#89 to #85 - jusbox (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, your name is pretty blue...
#114 - fillyfel (06/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>heartbreak
implying i've ever had a girlfriend
#1 - snowshark (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Woo Hoo! Yay me! I'm Hnnnnnnnnngh!...
#2 - aleeyam (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW viewing this at 4 am
#91 - kinqstar (06/08/2013) [-]
yes, "survive"
User avatar #43 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
is actully ghost.


2spooky
#109 - CurlySuee (06/08/2013) [-]
"If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.   
   
Well thank 			*******		 god that's cleared up.
"If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

Well thank ******* god that's cleared up.
#61 - LOLWUTS (06/08/2013) [-]
>Survived heartbreak   
Have to get a GF to have heartbreak
>Survived heartbreak
Have to get a GF to have heartbreak
#112 - drunkasaurus (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Surviving is literally the easiest thing you could possibly do. Homeless people getting drunk every day until they pass out are surviving, are we supposed to congratulate them? **** you OP, **** you with an assortment of cacti.
#4 - densn (06/08/2013) [+] (17 replies)
**densn rolls 17**
**densn rolls 17**
#225 - fivefs (06/08/2013) [+] (16 replies)
The overall average life expectancy is 69.91 years, that is on a global level.
The average life expectancy for the Swaziland (the country with the lowest life expectany) is 31.88 years.
So if you die before 30 you are very much below average, Hell if you did that and it was on a grading scale most of the world would give you an F.

Stop patting yourself on the back and keep on living, you've got a lot more pain and suffering ahead of you.

But you have a lot of good ahead of you, go out there and live until you die.
You'll have lived celebrations, true loves, spectacular phenomenons, the different phases of life and not just survived them.

It's not about what you've gone through until it's over,
You are here.
You go and live, ************ .
It'll be awesome and you'll make yourself awesome.
#198 - infinitereaper (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh boy
oh boy
#203 to #198 - bostpost (06/08/2013) [-]
oh boy is right
oh boy is right
User avatar #176 - Vpirate ONLINE (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've only survived because I refuse to kill myself.

I'm not one to give up even though everything tells me to.
User avatar #139 - watermelonkittie (06/08/2013) [-]
I am more impressed with this ******** making front page than me surviving for so long.
User avatar #128 - successfully (06/08/2013) [-]
I have survived long enough to see this posted twice now, yet no sense of accomplishment comes from this fact. I have said so once, and will do so again:

Surviving is not living.
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