Queen of Hell. . what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a cal
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what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god,
scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you
pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that
you loved one and Must want to say that no one has ever loved one before"
and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you
become queen of hell.
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#69 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
If she tried to get out of the relationship.
If she tried to get out of the relationship.
User avatar #62 - Furubatsu (06/08/2013) [-]
But, isn’t hell supposed to be like this big prison? I mean Satan/Lucifer is meant to be punished for “leading man into sin” I doubt God would’ve given him a domain to rule, but rather make him something like a “prisoner x” instead. So actually you’re marring a convict whose due to get out around the apocalypse.


Correct me if i'm wrong, havent been to church since I was 7
User avatar #66 to #62 - pixy (06/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people think Satan rules Hell, but a lot of others view him as a prisoner. I'd have to reread the sections, I suppose it just depends on if God just cast Lucifer out, or if he sent him to Hell. Either way, if you read Dante's Inferno, with the 7 circles of Hell, Satan is a prisoner. It's just a story, but it's an interesting story.
#64 to #62 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
That is biblically correct, but this is the internet.


The internet makes the funnies, not the sense.
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#56 - howdydoodle (06/08/2013) [-]
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#49 - gelflingchey (06/08/2013) [-]
yes please.
User avatar #53 to #49 - demandsgayversion (06/08/2013) [-]
I just realized the only two people I've seen this guy play are Satan in Supernatural, and Jacob the kind-of-god in Lost.
#48 - bbbaka (06/08/2013) [-]
Seriously?
Seriously?
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#46 - fedegon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
"Did something like that once. Mother won't talk to me now." -Persephone
User avatar #58 to #46 - Furubatsu (06/08/2013) [-]
Well what do you expect when you marry your uncle? I mean you could've married the God of Lawyers, or the God of Doctors but noooo
#45 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, Satan did give me the power of free-thinking. I guess I owe him at least one night of raunchy ****** .
#44 - furyofthestorm (06/08/2013) [-]
Cmaaaan gaiiiiiii. It's not that bad.
#42 - zekeon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
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#39 - joochy (06/08/2013) [-]
cuz he's lonely
#36 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
crowley's king of hell bitches
crowley's king of hell bitches
User avatar #33 - thebritishguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Satan doesn't seem like a bad guy, he gave humans the gift of knowledge and eh doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #31 - atrumaliger (06/08/2013) [-]
So romantic.
#27 - kawailani (06/08/2013) [-]
If this is what shows up at your door for your first date I'm totally in.
#25 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
Can God punish you for marrying the king of hell? What's he gonna do, send you to hell?
#22 - alphahacker (06/08/2013) [-]
**alphahacker rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at We All Dead ** mfw i become queen of hell
**alphahacker rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at We All Dead ** mfw i become queen of hell
#21 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
In scandinavian mythologi, Hel is the woman in charge of Hell. She's also the daughter of Loki, and she's the sister to a huge snake and a wolf. Loki also had an afair with a male horse, which resulted in one of his other sons, a horse with eight legs. She also had two other half-brothers, where one killed the other, and the dead boy's guts were used to chain their father. Nice family you're marrying into...
#18 - emberstar ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
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#15 - paelaer (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, Satan did give me the power of free-thinking. I guess I owe him at least one night of raunchy ****** .
User avatar #61 to #15 - lateday ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hell, Satan is rarely mentioned at all.
User avatar #60 to #15 - lateday ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well... Nowhere in the Bible does it say Satan was the snake...
#63 to #60 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
in revelation 12:9 and 20:2 the serpent is called “the devil and Satan.”
shut your whore mouth if you're going to talk about things you know nothing about.

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User avatar #43 to #15 - gharshi (06/08/2013) [-]
I am not trying to start a religious war here, but if Adam and Eve had no knowledge of good and evil, no free will in other words, how could they have chosen to disobey god, listen to the snake and steal the forbidden apple?
User avatar #65 to #43 - saberrr (06/08/2013) [-]
They had the free will, they just did not know whether what they were doing was wrong or not. Imagine it as if you tell your child that they shouldn't steal from the cookie jar. Then a guest (who knows you don't want your child eating the cookies) of yours comes over and offers one of the cookies to your child when you aren't around. The child will accept the cookie because another adult said that it was okay and at the time they didn't know any better. Once the cookie is consumed and you find out you punish the guest and child in some way for disobeying your orders withing your household.

TLDR: Adam and Eve had free will they just didn't know whether what they did was good or bad before they ate the fruit.
User avatar #57 to #43 - toosexyforyou (06/08/2013) [-]
Here's how things work, when time's are tough, there's a revolution. The rich higher ups in the old days needed a way to control less fortunate folk and religion was a revolutionary idea and it worked and therefore it spread. Kept the less intelligent and poorer people in line with the belief that they need to be good in order to have a better afterlife than the life they currently have.
#59 to #57 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
what does this have to do with anything in this thread? they are talking about whether Satan gave humen free will or not. then you, mister know it all come along and talk about how religions aren't real
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#52 to #43 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
the only reply i can think of off the top of my head would be that just because you dont know good and evil does not mean that you dont have free will. free will is just doing what you want. god told them not to eat the apple, and they did. free will. if they didnt have it, then they never would have eaten it.
#17 to #15 - lolfire (06/08/2013) [-]
Give him a good old
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User avatar #13 - illustratorgirl (06/08/2013) [-]
Satan would be awesome, he knows all the cool people
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