Queen of Hell. . what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a cal
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what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god,
scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you
pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that
you loved one and Must want to say that no one has ever loved one before"
and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you
become queen of hell.
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Submitted: 06/07/2013
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#15 - paelaer (06/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Well, Satan did give me the power of free-thinking. I guess I owe him at least one night of raunchy sodomy.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (06/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I think that in any religion or myth-cycle, Satan is one of the most interesting, sympathetic characters...he didn't start out as evil, he just wanted respect and praise of his own...isn't that what we all want a little bit of?
#2 - sanguinesolitude (06/08/2013) [-]
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I'm in. The devil is a gentle and passionate lover.
User avatar #12 - anunamoose (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anunamoose rolled user miscarriage **
The Queen of Hell.
#3 - vaskaduzea (06/08/2013) [-]
no problem
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#4 - corkyobject has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#11 to #4 - slias (06/08/2013) [-]
That's Hades, wrong religion.
#46 - fedegon (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Did something like that once. Mother won't talk to me now." -Persephone
#25 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
Can God punish you for marrying the king of hell? What's he gonna do, send you to hell?
User avatar #9 - ubergoatman (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hate to burst everyone's bubble but... Satan's gay.

I'd totally go gay for him though.
#18 - emberstar (06/08/2013) [-]
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#36 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
crowley's king of hell bitches
crowley's king of hell bitches
User avatar #33 - thebritishguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Satan doesn't seem like a bad guy, he gave humans the gift of knowledge and eh doesn't afraid of anything
#21 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
In scandinavian mythologi, Hel is the woman in charge of Hell. She's also the daughter of Loki, and she's the sister to a huge snake and a wolf. Loki also had an afair with a male horse, which resulted in one of his other sons, a horse with eight legs. She also had two other half-brothers, where one killed the other, and the dead boy's guts were used to chain their father. Nice family you're marrying into...
User avatar #62 - Furubatsu (06/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But, isn’t hell supposed to be like this big prison? I mean Satan/Lucifer is meant to be punished for “leading man into sin” I doubt God would’ve given him a domain to rule, but rather make him something like a “prisoner x” instead. So actually you’re marring a convict whose due to get out around the apocalypse.


Correct me if i'm wrong, havent been to church since I was 7
User avatar #66 to #62 - pixy (06/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people think Satan rules Hell, but a lot of others view him as a prisoner. I'd have to reread the sections, I suppose it just depends on if God just cast Lucifer out, or if he sent him to Hell. Either way, if you read Dante's Inferno, with the 7 circles of Hell, Satan is a prisoner. It's just a story, but it's an interesting story.
#48 - bbbaka (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously?
Seriously?
#44 - furyofthestorm (06/08/2013) [-]
Cmaaaan gaiiiiiii. It's not that bad.
#42 - zekeon (06/08/2013) [-]
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#22 - alphahacker (06/08/2013) [-]
**alphahacker rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at We All Dead ** mfw i become queen of hell
**alphahacker rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at We All Dead ** mfw i become queen of hell
#10 - fieal (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - kyubichan (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So I get power, probably a lot of money and finally a boyfriend, are there any downsides to this?!
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