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Too true to not have it be content.

I made this and posted it as a comment...but It was too damn good to leave on a thread that will be removed from the front page in less than an hour.

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Submitted: 06/07/2013
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User avatar #2 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I'm allowed to complain about the xbone.

If that abomination of a console does well then I can see every console released afterwards coming with a required internet connection and a used game policy, trampling all over their consumer's rights.

If it fails then companies will know to never pull this ******** again, and if it succeeds then this crap will only get worse.

The xbox one only needs to connect to the internet once a day. If it does well then maybe the xbox two will need to be always connected.
#4 to #2 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
He's talking about all bitching period. PC elitists, PS3 VS 360 ******* , people bitching and moaning about the xbox one... Who the **** cares?

If you don't like a platform, get the **** over it and buy a different one. Nobody gives a **** about how much you dislike a particular're buying the platform for the games, so ******* find what lets you enjoy them and shut the **** up.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
I cant get the **** over it though, because other people's foolish decisions will affect me in the long run.

If the xbone does well then I can see Sony and Nintendo pulling all the same ******** because they know they can get away with it.
User avatar #7 to #5 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
so system mod. or heaven forbid buy the ps4.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
The PS4 will be fine, but what about the eventual PS5?

If Sony sees Microsoft getting away with all this ******** then of course they'll try and implement it as soon as they can.
User avatar #11 to #8 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
You know nothing of system marketing.

Sony is Microsofts biggest rival in the console industry. They want to make a console that people want to buy over the Xbox, so if Microsoft implements straight jacket restrictions on their latest system, Sony is going to REMOVE restrictions on theirs.

To do anything else would be to throw away an easy marketing ploy that would make them millions.
User avatar #3 to #2 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
You're just going to buy one anyway so stfu.
User avatar #6 to #3 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Is someone butthurt that people are complaining about his favourite console?
User avatar #9 to #6 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
I don't like the xbox one. In fact I hate it.

I just don't go around bitching like a baby about it because I know I can just get a different console.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Alright then, say everyone except you buys an xbone, and you buy a PS4

Sony sees Microsoft's success and thinks "Gee I want some of that"

So they put everything that made you hate the xbone onto the PS4 or PS5 too. Making it so that you're forced to put up with DRM, no matter which console you choose.
#15 to #10 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
>implying you have studied game company marketing since the first game console was made, have polled Sony's executives and marketing leaders, and are able to see into the future and know exactly what sony is going to do.
User avatar #16 to #15 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
They'd be stupid to not follow what's successful.

Or maybe you forgot about when the Wii was such a success that Sony and Microsoft both rushed out ****** motion controls to compete with it?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
You're basically contradicting yourself now.

Is the Xbox One a great system or not?

Everything you are saying is based on the belief that the Xbox One will be a smash hit, and that's why you hate it.

If the xbox one is such a hit that sony copies it, then obviously they did something right, and if you or your parents can't afford to keep an internet connection going then obviously you shouldn't be blowing money on video games anyway.
User avatar #18 to #17 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
I think it will be awful, but the majority of consumers don't give a **** about DRM, so they'll probably buy it like the ******** they are.

And the required internet connection is bad to everyone, no matter how good your internet is. What do you think will happen in 10 years or so when they turn the servers off (and they will. They turned off the original xbox's servers back in 2010) to focus on the xbox two?

The console will be little more than a paperweight and all your games will be worthless because they don't care about backwards compatibility anymore. I can still whip out any of my old consoles and play the classics (some of which are almost 20 years old). That wont be the same with the xbone.
User avatar #20 to #18 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
>Assumes his opinion is the right one.

>Anybody who thinks otherwise is a ******* .

Typical funnyjunker.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah just completely ignore the rest of that post.
User avatar #27 to #21 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
This argument started int he first place because you felt offended by my post and believed that I was trying to defend the Xbox One. You still think that, in fact.

The point of my post was to describe how the bitching and moaning about the new consoles, and which is better is pointless, since nothing anybody can say or do unless you become the CEO of one of those companies will change anything.

The Xbox One will come out and have the restrictions it has on it. Sony MIGHT add restrictions on to its next system. There is nothing anybody can do about it.

So either shut up, get over it and buy the new console to play the new games, buy the other console to play the new games, or just don't buy anything period and keep playing on the old console.
User avatar #29 to #27 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Gaming is my favourite hobby, and I'll be damn disappointed if I have to give it up because some people think being ****** over by corporations as long as they still get their halo fix.

So damn right I'm going to complain.
User avatar #30 to #29 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
To what end?

What will it accomplish?

User avatar #32 to #30 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
I might inform people.
User avatar #24 to #21 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
Why the **** should I listen to anything you have to say if you are a ********** who thinks any opinion different than his is wrong and refuses to look from other points of view?

I already stated that i agree with you int hat I dislike the xbox one...

You're sitting here trying to convince me that that xbox one is going to completely ruin gaming forever.

That's what they say every time a new system comes out.

It's called grow the **** up and move on instead of sitting there bitching thinking that everything you say is justified, iron-clad, and infallible. Especially since everything you have stated is a) things most people already do anyway except now it's being required, or b) based on a hypothetical scenario that takes place decades from now.
User avatar #26 to #24 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but if you willingly buy a console that has a camera always watching you, that only works if your internet is stable and can be terminated by a greedy corporation whenever they want, then you truly are a ******* .

And yeah, I will move on if gaming becomes as bad as I think it will. It hasn't happened though, so I'm going to complain in the hopes that I can convince people to not support this ******** .
User avatar #28 to #26 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
>"willingly buy a console that has a camera always watching you."
False rumor thats been going around since the kinnect was first revealed. And even if they do impliment this feature, turn it toward the wall.

>"Only works if your internet is stable"
If you can't afford good internet, then you shouldnt be buying consoles and video games.

>"Can be terminated by a greedy corporation whenever they want"
Don't do anything that violates their TOS and EULA's and they won't.
User avatar #31 to #28 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
>It's not false. Even if it's turned towards the wall it still has a mic.

>What about Microsoft's servers? They'll go down for maintenance and be brought down by hackers every now and again.

>I mean them switching the servers off when it's not profitable for them to run them anymore, like what happened with the original xbox.
User avatar #12 to #10 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
I switch to PC gaming and don't bitch.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
...PC gaming has almost as much DRM, unless you're just going to buy old stuff from gog.
User avatar #14 to #13 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
System mods.

Because unlike you runts that think everything in the world of gaming is WYSIWYG...I actually have the capabilities to mod my system and games.

Seriously, you are sitting here throwing logic to the wind to defend your bitching about a console's features, 90% of which are all still rumors probably started by Sony.

If you don't like a console, buy a different one, and if by some off chance you are Jesus of Gaming and have predicted Sony's future marketing ploys through some divine vision, and you can't ******* deal with the fact that companies are sick of losing billions due to insufferable ******* brats using pirate bay to get out of having to pay for their games like everybody else, then stop playing games altogether.
User avatar #19 to #14 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
They're aren't rumours. Microsoft has confirmed them itself, on their own website:
You need to login to view this link

They only just posted that yesterday, so it's understandable if you haven't seen it.

And you must be a ******* mongoloid if you think game devs are losing money because of piracy. Maybe if you took that corporate cock out of your mouth for five minutes you'd know that piracy is no where near as big of a problem as the publishers make it out to be:

You need to login to view this link

They just want to control your property. They don't want you playing call of duty 7 when call of duty 8 is on the market, so why not just turn call of duty 7 off and make you buy call of duty 8?
User avatar #22 to #19 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
As stated above...

You think your opinion is the only valid one and anybody who thinks otherwise has a cock up their mouth.

Cute insult.
User avatar #23 to #22 - thewaronbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Once again, ignoring all the points I brought up because I hurt your feelings with insults.
User avatar #25 to #23 - crotchpiece (06/07/2013) [-]
Just as you ignore every point I bring up because you are too hell-bent on trying to be right and instead resort tot he typical memefag ******** of insulting the person, then assuming they are mad.
#1 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
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