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Building a Pool

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The Original Ad:
Bulldozer for Rent or Hire
Dru: 201555, mama PDT
RENT ME AND MY BULLDOZER!
IDAG ENDS AND , I DO LAND CLEARING, I DO
DEMOLITION AND MORE!!
years!
You name it, i have probably done in
email, can or text
My conversation with the nu Duster:
Hi, is this Walter, the guy
with the bulldozer?
My name is Dave and I
think I have a job for you
and your bulldozer.
What kind work are we
looking at?
Me and my buddy are
digging a pool in my
parent' s backyard. We
started at the beginning of
the semester and hope to
finish it by prom.
Sounds like a tough job for
a couple of young men
You' re tellin' me!
C But look how much we'
got done...
Right now we' re just
digging with shovels. its
going well, but we have
run into a problem.
You guys have done an
amazing amount of
handwork!
what kind of problem?
There is something at the
bottom of the hole that we
can' t move.
We thought we could
handle it, but it' s the size
of a boulder.
With the dozer it shouldn' t
be a problem
Anything else?
Want me to level the pile
of dirt from the hole? How
big is this rock?
I wouldn' t call it a rock...
Probably concrete, my
dozer can handle it
Pretty sure it' s not
concrete.
what is it?
It appears to be a frozen
glacier and it looks like
there is a man inside...
A man in a glacier?
Sounds like you should
stop texting me and call
the police
Are you gonna help me
I got real business to
handle. Stop wasting my
time
2 days later...
WALTER WE NEED YOUR
HELP!!
We got the glacier out! The
thing melted in my garage
but we got bigger
problems now
THERE WAS A REAL LIFE
CAVE MAN INSIDE AND
HE' S DESTROYING MY
PARENTS HOUSE!
Oh **** they' re gonna be
so pissed
He' s drawing all over the
walls!!!
Stop text messaging me
and call animal control or
something
Oh my god he is trying to
start a fire in my bedroom!
If you keep text messaging
me I' m going to call the
police
Actually don' t worry about
it, Walter.
We gave him a bath, some
clean clothes, and taught
him a few words.
Pretty sure he' s gonna be
the coolest kid in school.
Son are you on the drugs?
...
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Submitted: 06/06/2013
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#5 - SpankThePanda (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"son, are you on the drugs?" I can't stop laughing
User avatar #11 - EventHorizon (06/07/2013) [-]
This movie JUST ended on Comedy Central... the ****
User avatar #6 - therealpokemon ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Watched this for the first time last week, just in time.
User avatar #4 - jackthexiv ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
lol I remember that movie, I got it for christmas back when we had VHS, Encino Man, Good buy!
#14 - thumbmonster (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#13 - blackhalo (06/07/2013) [-]
I literally would not have gotten this at all if I hadn't gotten done watching this an hour ago on comedy central..
User avatar #10 - carnivoreapples ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
why would i believe that this was real?
User avatar #9 - cloudshadowevil (06/07/2013) [-]
OH wow i just noticed Samwise gamgee is in this movie.
User avatar #8 - sonofminos (06/07/2013) [-]
Watching this movie right now...trippy.
User avatar #7 - nuclearkitteh (06/07/2013) [-]
Watching this movie right now.
User avatar #1 - luthervonappledorf (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT IS THAT MOVIE OR TV SHOW?!
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