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#4 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
we get it you like vagina
#30 - Sneim (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would have been funnier if cancer girl suffered from HIV instead, with Ellen asking how she stays positive.
#17 - ColeTheUber (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It doesn't matter what you think about Ellen, her guests or her show, but this is one of the cutest things ever.
#2 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#6 to #2 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
and yet this unfunny person will matter more than you ever will.
User avatar #40 - vanoreo (06/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
She can be funny, but she goes on about her sexuality too much.

Also I heard that she's really annoying to have a conversation with.
#15 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
just cause she's lesbian doesn't mean she's special, she speaks of equality, but she's getting MORE than that. She makes all these lesbo jokes but you don't see other comedians making straight jokes
#21 to #15 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Every marriage joke is a straight joke.
#86 - theholyblade (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A little fishy told me to just keep swimming.....
A little fishy told me to just keep swimming.....
User avatar #39 - guineaworm (06/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
All of you are complaining about how she plays the gay card a lot or that she isn't funny. The truth it, Ellen was revolutionary to television. By being the first openly gay star she changed the mindset of the world to come.

She received death threats and continued on. If you don't find her funny or even bearable, at least show her the respect she deserves.
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tried favoriting this 3 times.
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#5 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm afraid for Hurricane Dick-smasher.
#78 - CurlySuee (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I saw the girl with cancer and I was like awh thats sweet shes strong as **** , then I read the last one. Mfw
User avatar #10 - anonefgthree (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Was she Dory in finding Nemo or something?
#12 to #10 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 - beasert (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That cancer post gave me feels.
#58 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#54 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what a dyke.
User avatar #64 to #54 - vatra (06/07/2013) [-]
Someone tweeted that at her once, she responded with: "well, yes."
#53 - drahkreher ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw 'just keep swimming' pic
#80 - niggaguy (06/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
ellen has a mental disorder that causes her to be homosexual. also women aren't funny. ever. and that cancer baldy is ugly. 3/10 would not touch
User avatar #87 to #80 - anthonyh (06/07/2013) [-]
You're trying way too hard.
User avatar #38 - misticalz ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I write lesbian on my lunch bag so everyone knows it's mine."

Jesus Christ.

"Guise I'm a lesbian, let me point it out over and over."
User avatar #14 - amun (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
God, I love this woman.
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