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#30 - Sneim (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would have been funnier if cancer girl suffered from HIV instead, with Ellen asking how she stays positive.
#17 - ColeTheUber (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It doesn't matter what you think about Ellen, her guests or her show, but this is one of the cutest things ever.
User avatar #40 - vanoreo (06/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
She can be funny, but she goes on about her sexuality too much.

Also I heard that she's really annoying to have a conversation with.
#86 - theholyblade (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A little fishy told me to just keep swimming.....
A little fishy told me to just keep swimming.....
User avatar #39 - guineaworm (06/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
All of you are complaining about how she plays the gay card a lot or that she isn't funny. The truth it, Ellen was revolutionary to television. By being the first openly gay star she changed the mindset of the world to come.

She received death threats and continued on. If you don't find her funny or even bearable, at least show her the respect she deserves.
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tried favoriting this 3 times.
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#9 to #6 - jinapayne (06/06/2013) [-]
She will get more vagina than you too
#78 - CurlySuee (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I saw the girl with cancer and I was like awh thats sweet shes strong as **** , then I read the last one. Mfw
User avatar #66 - beasert (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That cancer post gave me feels.
#54 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what a dyke.
User avatar #64 to #54 - vatra (06/07/2013) [-]
Someone tweeted that at her once, she responded with: "well, yes."
#53 - drahkreher (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw 'just keep swimming' pic
#102 - sirhyde (06/07/2013) [-]
"a fishy told me to keep swimming"
#98 - sjakk (06/07/2013) [-]
wonder if she's lesbian
wonder if she's lesbian
#80 - niggaguy (06/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
ellen has a mental disorder that causes her to be homosexual. also women aren't funny. ever. and that cancer baldy is ugly. 3/10 would not touch
User avatar #87 to #80 - anthonyh (06/07/2013) [-]
You're trying way too hard.
User avatar #65 - colegaleener (06/07/2013) [-]
at the "just keep swimming" part, i got a huge feel.

#58 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #38 - misticalz ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I write lesbian on my lunch bag so everyone knows it's mine."

Jesus Christ.

"Guise I'm a lesbian, let me point it out over and over."
User avatar #14 - amun (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
God, I love this woman.
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