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#1 - amuzen (06/06/2013) [+] (21 replies)
the water is because if a bomb is on a plane it's going to cause a lot more damage than an airport trashcan, see 9/11, the seat belt is because turbulence from when the plane is taking off can cause someone to fall over and hurt themselves and the airline doesn't want to be held responsible for that, also because if they hit turbulence or slow down suddenly you could get whiplash, the butter knife is because it's possible for someone to sharpen one of those enough to stab someone, in particular the pilot. I don't know about the nail clippers but on the other hand I've never had my nail clippers taken away when I got on a plane so whatever.
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#29 - envinite (06/06/2013) [-]
God damit, I ******* cringe with OP's stupidity
User avatar #13 - AvatarAirBender (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The seat belts are more for the plane dropping and raising while going through wind. If you didn't have the lap belt on you would smack your head on the over head bin.
#51 - Blackdrama (06/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Most of the dumbest security measures exist because someone somewhere tried something dangerous/evil that had to do with this.   
   
You just need one man with a stupid idea to change many things in the world.
Most of the dumbest security measures exist because someone somewhere tried something dangerous/evil that had to do with this.

You just need one man with a stupid idea to change many things in the world.
#68 - crystalia (06/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The water bottle one is actually because the were terrorists who were boarding planes with a transparent explosive liquid. It look and acted like water, however it was light sensitive and would explode if it came in contact with a camera flash

The seat belt prevents you from flying out of your seat in a high speed dive or barrel roll, potentially saving your life if you survive the landing that is.

The other two are just really stupid rules. But if a plane goes down, everybody complains, "Why weren't these ______ banned from planes?!"
#69 - yellowcardraiden (06/06/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#120 - kereyi (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If someone can hijack an entire plane with a nail clipper he ******* deserve the plain.
#87 - spyderbro (06/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Actually the Seatbelt thing isn't to save your life, it's so they can identify your body in case the plane crashes based on your seat.
User avatar #23 - churrundo (06/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
to hijack a plane with nail clippers you use the nail filer. you can cut a jugular with it.
User avatar #25 to #23 - dumdumduu (06/06/2013) [-]
And I suppose everyone in the plane sits tight and let the nailclippermassacre resume.
#12 - thedonkeykong (06/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
best thing is: once you get checked you cant take a water bottle with you. then you come to the duty free shop. there you can buy as much vodka as you can carry (and lighters...) and take it with you on the plane. Am I the only one who thinks that this is highly dangerous?
User avatar #94 - thebacondroid (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think the seatbelt is to prevent your chances of FLYING AROUND THE PLANE if it starts going down
User avatar #88 - nephritho (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
airline security is just create an illusion to make people feel safe.
if a terrorist want to **** things up they will find a way.
beside airplanes are never 100% safe to start with.
however the risk of an airplane will crash is tiny.
but the chance exist.
User avatar #53 - BenniEGHR (06/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My Dad pilots 747's, he is not aloud metal blunt knives to eat his meal with incase he holds his crew hostage or something stupid, and he has a fire axe behind his seat... wtf
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#70 - dinkcool (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lets forbid people from bringing sharp objects through the security check so we can sell them at the tax free shop.
#26 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
the one about the sitbelt is just stupid
#7 - dropless (06/06/2013) [-]
Hell, if someone can hijack a plane just using nail clippers, then they can have the ******* plane
#104 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
.........did people really bring to frontpage a post whose joke relied on questioning seatbelts?

YOU ******* DENSE IDIOTS.
#57 - vladhellsing (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if you know martial arts? Can you only fly on a plane whilst wearing handcuffs & oven mitts?
What if you know martial arts? Can you only fly on a plane whilst wearing handcuffs & oven mitts?
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