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Hie me [15
every horny virgin
4 -5 times a day
Pearents leaving en holiday fer a week
day theyre , left en an early flight
know what do with all this he times
Waatch seme min and he
within 2 min
ofered as ****
Suecide and harass ants
Pstart stoking holes ect
met sudden urge he
pstart fapping there and then
in ant hele
Haunts running round in my hot cem like its the end of the wrld
blaugh at them
Append whole day messing with ants and cumming in their nest
day decide i want build them a house
Pstart excavation
days later my ants have a fortress with a full meat mend it and multiple entrances
with walls leading all major feed supplies
filled with water
sstill cem en the ants next) er 2 times an hour
bants barely react it anymore its the nerm
mend fer mere supplies fer my celend
mete dawn 3 ether colonies of ants
suecide its time expand
agathor seme of my soldier ant in a be}: (maybe he er them?)
wrench them in white spirit (very flammable liquid)
Hell them they will be martyr
e ant start chanting allahu akbar
e i graciously lead them the war Ewe
e ants everywhere from sst assault with fire crackers
semi petrol dawn enemy ant hele and in surrounding areas
in my tree's
light them en fire
aas the head towards the enemy he
vi sheet we' ll net be forgotten
e in a flash the enemy nest is , flames everywhere
we ene is left
wig dawn find eggs hundreds of them
cellent before setting any remaining enemy soldiers en fire
shave hen fire back at eer kingdom with enemy babies
we this the ether 2 nests
cent.
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User avatar #5 - jellykuba ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
It feels like there is a huge portion of story missing between the two posts...
User avatar #22 - SaucyBoy (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Drenched them in white spirit"

I assumed he came on them again
#20 - redrock (06/06/2013) [-]
I still don't understand the jump from "cumming on ants because I want to" to "I am become death, destroyer of worlds... also I'm still going to cum on you"
#13 - nightmaren (06/06/2013) [-]
About halfway through that post I stopped questioning it and didn't realize anything was wrong until after I finished it.
About halfway through that post I stopped questioning it and didn't realize anything was wrong until after I finished it.
User avatar #8 - nightshifter (06/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I know I am gonna get chirped but is there a place where I can find loads of these? the good ones? what would I search, green text stories?
#16 to #8 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
The only thing you are going to get "chirped" for, is saying chirped.
#29 - integritynowbleeds (06/06/2013) [-]
We were never told who was him.
User avatar #15 - arkadia (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so..how's being a serial killer working out for this guy in his adulthood?
#18 to #15 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
summerfag
#31 - senseofpurpose (06/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I was listening to Manowar- Hand of Doom, the combo of this post and the music was orgasmic
I was listening to Manowar- Hand of Doom, the combo of this post and the music was orgasmic
User avatar #33 to #31 - DerpScout (06/06/2013) [-]
*leans backwards* I'm listening to the EXACT same song.
#24 - LovegoodJuggalo (06/06/2013) [-]
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#28 - thecakeisaliereal (06/06/2013) [-]
"...drench them in white spirit"
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Simpsons already did it.
#14 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - brianhimself ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
#10 - CaptianHebrew (06/06/2013) [-]
Da fuq
Da fuq
#4 - ykaliber (06/05/2013) [-]
The **** man, like, the **** ?!!?
#2 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
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