(1) Tumblr. I like Ketchup on my Ketchup. Bliss! SHE I' ' IOVDTG r: slow -HIE SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE h/ MCNUGGETS GET {SOLE} AND AS I S ketchup
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(1) Tumblr. I like Ketchup on my Ketchup. Bliss! SHE I' ' IOVDTG r: slow -HIE SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE h/ MCNUGGETS GET {SOLE} AND AS I S

I like Ketchup on my Ketchup

Tags: ketchup
Bliss! SHE I' ' IOVDTG r:
slow -HIE
SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO TO GET KETCHUP
BEFORE h/ MCNUGGETS GET {SOLE}
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A
JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINE TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE
STARTS FUCHING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I Reh/ Ieh/ WI WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FOOKING OFF RIGHT NOW
In you should have checked what you were waering.
Careful, might Ketchup with you.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - thewaronbeingcool
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(06/05/2013) [-]
IT'S A GOOD THING HE TYPED IT ALL IN CAPS, OTHERWISE HIS STORY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FUNNY AT ALL, RIGHT?
User avatar #11 to #1 - MasterManiac
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget complete lack of punctuation and run on sentences.
User avatar #8 to #1 - europe
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #9 to #1 - alekshm
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(06/05/2013) [-]
"Get out."
#14 to #1 - anon id: eccf4151
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(06/05/2013) [-]
at least no one repeated last sentence.
#111 to #1 - anon id: 4aaec878
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could you BE any angrier about such a trivial matter?
#116 to #111 - thewaronbeingcool
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Maybe if he ended it with "IM SO DONE."
Maybe if he ended it with "IM SO DONE."
User avatar #66 to #1 - adrilazzaro
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(06/05/2013) [-]
honestly i find it slightly funny, and if it were to be written with perfect grammar and punctuation it'd look kind of dull of boring. Seriously ******* funnyjunk bitch about EVERYTHING. I find the complaining more annoying than whatever people are whining about.
User avatar #51 to #1 - santathumbs
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Why are you so mad?
#83 to #1 - CurlySuee
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(06/05/2013) [-]
But aren't caps a way to emphasis anger? also i don't mind it... inb4 red thumbs
But aren't caps a way to emphasis anger? also i don't mind it... inb4 red thumbs
#88 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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User avatar #15 to #1 - nippuhl
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It's a good thing you typed this comment in all caps, otherwise your comment wouldn't have been relevant at all, right?
#7 to #1 - panacea
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User avatar #19 to #7 - burnswhenipee
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(06/05/2013) [-]
This is Funnyjunk, we must bitch about every tiny thing
#67 to #7 - truekiller
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#32 to #7 - anon id: 62c97fe1
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Ditto. I find the complaining more annoying/confusing than the caps themselves will ever be.
#10 - tokitoki
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(06/05/2013) [-]
****, man. These retarded titles finally got to me.
#28 - gafagear
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(06/05/2013) [-]
mfw i'm wearin' the same ****** shirt right now
User avatar #65 to #28 - evilanakie
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(06/05/2013) [-]
spike? bro?
#117 to #65 - gafagear
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I'm not your Bro, Buddy
User avatar #126 to #117 - evilanakie
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im not yer buddy pal
#97 to #28 - zeusx
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#68 to #28 - oncey **User deleted account**
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User avatar #107 to #68 - gafagear
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(06/05/2013) [-]
i know heaah
#6 - pappathethird
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(06/05/2013) [-]
'Heinzsight'
'Heinzsight'
#13 - MasterMario
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#31 - Izisfat
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(06/05/2013) [-]
mfw
ps no i am not 12 i look 9 but i am 15 thank u
#95 to #31 - teranin
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Who let the kids on the interwebs dangit?
Who let the kids on the interwebs dangit?
#36 to #31 - anon id: 167d0b09
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(06/05/2013) [-]
r u 12? u luk 9
#72 to #31 - anon id: dda9730a
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tits or gtfo
#90 to #31 - merpdederp
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#93 to #31 - anon id: f5d28bc3
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You look like an average teenager. nobody cares. get over it.
#112 to #93 - anon id: 4aaec878
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your comment is so irrelevant that hippopotamus.
#57 to #31 - jazzyietheferret
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(06/05/2013) [-]
you look like this person I went to school with. His name was Scott.
User avatar #102 to #31 - rasengankyuubi
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(06/05/2013) [-]
I don't care about your age, you're beatiful and i want to **** the **** out of you.
#104 to #102 - BigSammy
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(06/05/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#106 to #104 - rasengankyuubi
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I just need a hug
User avatar #113 to #102 - brettyoke
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You need higher standards.
User avatar #109 to #102 - zacharlfreeman
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I respect you but yet I must call you a cheeky bastard.
#105 to #102 - rasengankyuubi
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User avatar #53 to #31 - heartlessrobot
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You have to be 18 to have an account here.
User avatar #54 to #53 - heartlessrobot
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I don't care I'm just warning you.
User avatar #100 to #53 - zotico
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Most of the people on this site are under 18
User avatar #77 to #53 - goodguygary
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there's a twelve year old the browses FJ, i don't remember his acc tho
User avatar #78 to #77 - heartlessrobot
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I know, I lied too when I made my account, except I didn't flaunt it.
User avatar #86 to #77 - fannypack
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If you look at her profile it says she made it 3 years ago, do the math, she was the 12 year old.
User avatar #91 to #86 - goodguygary
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this was recently though, we have a user that happens to be 12 at this very moment
#92 to #91 - fannypack
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This thing from a month ago? There's a 7 year old plus 9 other 12 year olds on here if you're also wondering
#84 to #77 - fannypack
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#74 to #31 - vatra
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The fact that you felt the need to justify your age right off the bat, bugs me. You pretty much dictated the direction of all the comments by doing that.
#55 - pimpinboobnugget
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(06/05/2013) [-]
You gotta have ketchup on your ketchup.
#20 - poniesareghey
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Why the **** did you buy a jumbo bottle for some chicken nuggets you obese ****
User avatar #22 to #20 - satrenkotheone
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Let the ****** enjoy his ketchup in peace you judgemental ****.
User avatar #24 to #22 - poniesareghey
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No, this **** is ******* bonkers. I mean, what sort of sick minded **** buys a ******* jumbo bottle of ketchup in the first place, that's like a ******* gallon of sugar and tomato mixed into a watery compound. Secondly, he deserves to be laughed at even with a different shirt because he's getting a massive ******* bottle for some tiny ass ******* nuggets.
I can't ******* believe this ****.
Mustard master race over and out.
#33 to #24 - CyrilKeir
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(06/05/2013) [-]
I put mustard on lays potato chips. :3
#58 to #33 - jazzyietheferret
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(06/05/2013) [-]
I put honey mustard and sweet/sour sauce on my nuggets oO
User avatar #35 to #33 - poniesareghey
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And I'll bet you're the life of the party. People admire and aspire to be you, you are a great man. When people are hanging out they say, "Man, this sucks, I'm gonna go find CryilKeir, he's awesome and knows how to have a good time.".
User avatar #39 to #35 - CyrilKeir
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While this is true, my biggest source of distress is that I am unable to convert my wife into the same mustard loving person that I am. She is a ketchup lover. I weep nightly for her soul, and hope that someday she will see the golden light as I have.

What suggestions do you have that I can use to help redeem her soul before it is too late?
User avatar #43 to #39 - poniesareghey
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You'll need to work hard other wise the Holy Mustard Seed will frown upon our failures and banish you to hell. There is still hope though, if you can change her ways you will be rewarded for your devotion tenfold in the afterlife.
#47 to #43 - CyrilKeir
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Ok, good. I will do my best! Some mustard for you, my friend!
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone
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Maybe he's saving **** for later?

Mustard...
User avatar #26 to #25 - poniesareghey
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That's exactly what he's saving, he's saving ****
A hot steamy bottle of ****
Feces in a bottle
User avatar #27 to #26 - satrenkotheone
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I...

Oh well, not like I ever liked ketchup anyway.
User avatar #34 to #20 - drainbramage
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Maybe, just maybe, they weren't planning on using the entire bottle, like, big bottles can be used more than once.
#38 to #34 - poniesareghey
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What the **** are you talking about
What the **** are you talking about
#40 to #38 - drainbramage
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I'm saying that he bought a jumbo bottle so that he wouldn't have to go and buy another smaller bottle for a different meal.
I'm saying that he bought a jumbo bottle so that he wouldn't have to go and buy another smaller bottle for a different meal.
User avatar #41 to #40 - poniesareghey
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You have my attention on the subject, please elaborate
#42 to #41 - drainbramage
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When I buy Ketchup, I get the biggest bottles I can so I can use it after that particular meal, jumbo bottles last for several weeks.
#44 to #42 - poniesareghey
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I'm sorry, I'm really trying hard to follow this an you please simplify it a bit more.
I'm sorry, I'm really trying hard to follow this an you please simplify it a bit more.
#45 to #44 - drainbramage
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Comment Picture
#48 to #45 - poniesareghey
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I got you to explain the concept of saving food 3 times.
le trold
User avatar #61 to #48 - EddFitzpatrick
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The fact you put le trold makes you look like a twat.
#49 to #48 - drainbramage
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Haha, you I like you, I also hate you. **** you.
Haha, you I like you, I also hate you. **** you.
#50 to #49 - poniesareghey
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#81 to #48 - schneidend
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Somebody just looked up what "trolling" sort of/kind of is on Wikipedia or something. So cute!
User avatar #110 to #38 - zacharlfreeman
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Either you're a troll or you're a ******* retarded spud.
#29 to #20 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
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This image has expired
ifind this gif very revelant
#30 to #29 - poniesareghey
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I still like to imagine an insanely obese man running into what I see as a Walmart because what the **** is a Kroger and puffing as he pulls a huge bottle of ketchup off a shelf and runs to the cashier so he can be in time to put it onto his nuggets before they're cold   
But still   
This isn't a joking matter and they should know that
I still like to imagine an insanely obese man running into what I see as a Walmart because what the **** is a Kroger and puffing as he pulls a huge bottle of ketchup off a shelf and runs to the cashier so he can be in time to put it onto his nuggets before they're cold
But still
This isn't a joking matter and they should know that
User avatar #79 to #30 - schneidend
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*Axe ***** some **** up in the distance.* M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
#108 - playcolt
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Put your sauce inside me heinz-sama!
#69 - georgiohill
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i would've taken it as a 'condiment'
i would've taken it as a 'condiment'