Good idea perhaps. Fill with piss ??? Profit.
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#9 - anon (06/04/2013) [-]
Step 1 - do this.
Step 2 - do it so much, that people get tired of it, and dont react when you throw an egg at them.
Step 3 - egg in the face
#104 to #9 - metalpie (06/05/2013) [-]
I don't like egg on my face - samuel L jackson as the octopus
#26 - hankspank (06/05/2013) [-]
i want to crush glass into very fine powder and fill one of these with it so when someone gets too close to me i'l be like:    
BACK THE 			****		 UP    
and chuck it into their face
i want to crush glass into very fine powder and fill one of these with it so when someone gets too close to me i'l be like:
BACK THE **** UP
and chuck it into their face
User avatar #83 to #26 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
Crush some chilis and fill them with that. If they get any of that in their eyes it's gonna blind them until they wash it out, and it hurt like hell. If they get it in their nostrils, that would also cause inconvenience.

Trust me, my retardedness made me an expert on this subject.

Also wash your hands after crushing/dealing with dried chilies. If you just have some traces left, and then scratch your eye, you're in for a world of hurt.
User avatar #30 to #26 - tankthejackal ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
that's what ninjas did
User avatar #37 to #26 - heartlessrobot (06/05/2013) [-]
Fill it with broken glass and fill the gaps with pepper juice.
User avatar #27 to #26 - deemetaldragon (06/05/2013) [-]
Like in Deadliest Warrior? (Spartan vs Ninja; ninja black eggs)
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#62 to #18 - tastyhams (06/05/2013) [-]
Been waiting forever to use this.
Been waiting forever to use this.
User avatar #61 to #42 - thesinful (06/05/2013) [-]
Bees in your ass would be pretty damn horrifying.
User avatar #63 to #61 - sexwithyourwife (06/05/2013) [-]
most things in your ass would be pretty damn horrifying, or pretty damn erotic.
#16 - bandage (06/04/2013) [-]
I'd put my jizz inside and people would never know it wasn't egg white on their faces.
I'd put my jizz inside and people would never know it wasn't egg white on their faces.
#29 to #16 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
egg whites are clear unless they're cooked
#19 to #16 - curbed (06/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #16 - hydrosbro (06/05/2013) [-]
good thing i know what jizz smells like
User avatar #38 to #22 - whitcher (06/05/2013) [-]
Are you sure it is?
#69 - Sharu (06/05/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: This was actually a method used by ninja back in the day. It was filled with metal shavings, sand, or other irritants. Its called Metsubishi. Not to be confused with the car, mitsubishi.
User avatar #72 to #69 - zdawg (06/05/2013) [-]
I believe metal shavings and pepper sauce was common
#78 to #72 - bazda (06/05/2013) [-]
They used ash and pepper powders. The idea was, throw it at someones face, massive cloud of irritating,burning **** in their eyes/nose/mouth/lungs, giving ninja time get away.
User avatar #74 to #72 - Sharu (06/05/2013) [-]
indeed it was. There was actually a type of charcoal made from a specific tree. When it was thrown in front of a person(as a powder of course) it would remain in the air as a ridiculously thick smoke. I've only seen this once and the person behind it was literally completely hidden for a solid 5-7 seconds.
User avatar #75 to #74 - zdawg (06/05/2013) [-]
And this is where the art of teleportation came from
User avatar #79 to #75 - Sharu (06/05/2013) [-]
or at least the whole 'disappearing into the shadows' Hollywood has been perpetuating.
User avatar #76 to #75 - zdawg (06/05/2013) [-]
Well, the idea that ninjas could teleport anyway
User avatar #77 to #72 - xrayandvav (06/05/2013) [-]
Crushed glass was used too, I believe.
User avatar #84 to #69 - doodooda ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
They were also called Black Eggs (Translated to English)
User avatar #89 to #84 - Sharu (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes black eggs are what they are referred to as. Metsubishi is roughly translated to 'crushing the eyes' (if i remember correctly anyway). So it encompasses anything that can disorient an opponent. Be it light reflected into the eyes to a loud bang to something as simple as putting your hand in front of their line of sight.
User avatar #85 to #69 - thathorse (06/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry all I heard was Zipity Zop Bip Bop Pudding Pop
#70 to #69 - Zeigh (06/05/2013) [-]
That's really cool.   
Here have a kinder egg.
That's really cool.
Here have a kinder egg.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - cumbersome (06/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, because this isn't a fun little prank or anything, this is all about maiming the other person.
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#11 to #5 - obesefury (06/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty evil.
That's pretty evil.
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#97 to #92 - cazabrow ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
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#4 - anon (06/04/2013) [-]
fill them with flash powder. Instant ninja flashbang.
#15 - vanillasmoke (06/04/2013) [-]
you sick bastards
you sick bastards
User avatar #106 to #15 - davvi (06/05/2013) [-]
i demand justice!
User avatar #10 - iLiekToFap (06/04/2013) [-]
Ninjas made these, painted the eggs black, and filled them with a mixture of poison, vinegar, and tiny glass shards.
#56 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
This **** is so beaner. All Mexicans do this for Easter. But add some instagram filters to this ******** and it becomes a ******* white hipster ******** activitiy
#96 - anontoster ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
....will it with piss.....
....will it with piss.....
#40 - mkaymkay (06/05/2013) [-]
"Ninjas" in Japan crushed glass into little pieces and put them in eggs like this. They threw them at people's faces so the glass bits get in their eyes and they can't see and are distracted. The more you know, I guess.
#31 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
Ninja's used to do this but with crushed glass....and in the eyes.
User avatar #80 - henryfordthegod (06/05/2013) [-]
Put semen in the egg

Fertilize that

smash

then laugh at there screams
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#39 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
I'd get so pissed if someone did this. Glitter is really hard to get out.
User avatar #44 to #39 - nylak (06/05/2013) [-]
That's word for word what I was thinking. ******* glitter. God damn.
User avatar #47 to #39 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/05/2013) [-]
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts
User avatar #36 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
i heard about doing this a long time ago in my spanish book
User avatar #25 - anonefgthree (06/05/2013) [-]
They do this all the time in Mexico at festivals and stuff. They actually sell them instead of having to make your own, it's pretty cool
#86 - agentmoleman (06/05/2013) [-]
Dat desc
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