FML. i hope you liked it <br /> SWEET JEEBUS CHRIST FRONT PAGE ON MY FIRST POST <br /> SHOOP DA WOOP =D=D=D=D=D=D=D. so you think that year Wife suc FML spongebob krusty krab

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i hope you liked it <br />
SWEET JEEBUS CHRIST FRONT PAGE ON MY FIRST POST <br />
SHOOP DA WOOP =D=D=D=D=D=D=D

so you think that year Wife sucks? that it' s the mest boring
piece of vibe **** that has every existed? I scoff at
you. Let me you about a day in my Wife.
Every day I wake up, and I myserf "I' m ready". I wake up
and I aleays fool myserf with false ho es. I get ready
and I Weave my house at the mest uneed y hours of the
merning, to get to work early, where I iss my boss' s ass in
the hopes of getting a promotion.
marning I say (rye cheerful; y my Ewe
neeg ers, t at t t in I' m a suns ine an a piness.
God they are the biggest idiots en the face of this p anet.
You know these peep e whe think the 're artsy and cool,
they Week dawn en ether people a W the time? That' s ene of
neighbors. The ether ene is - and I **** you net -
t e hugest dumbass that has ever existed. The guy is such an
idiet that he practically Wives under a rock.
As I head werk - walking, I may add, I never get a License
because my stu id teacher wen' t Wet me pass my test - I
say t is reawwy hot chick that I know I' WW never"
have the smallest chance in Wife of ******* . But damn,
she' s hot. She' s get this tight Wittwe ass that turns me en
Wike nobody' s business {She' s a martial artist, and I ask
her for Wesson' s in the hape' s of getting seme), a cute
Wittwe southern accent that makes me want **** her brains
out.
Anyway, I get werk, which is a ******* crustiness Wittwe
fast- eed pwace, where I' m the cook. My ess is
incredibly greedy, practically a jew, and treats me Wike a
idce of **** . He has a daughter' whe' s an idiet tee. You
new those chicks whe are ******* whales, but think that
they' re the **** ? Yeah, that' s her.
so I stay at work fer mest of my day, ho daydreaming
about being sameone important in the wer d. I cook
pretty wew , the pwace gets fialed up mest of the time,
I get paid minimum wage by my boss, when I' m the ene
that practically gets the customers cemo here. My artsy
neigh er werks re tee, he' s the cashier, but he' s a
tetas dumbass, I oraly tawk him try and piss him off.
I go home after' work, tired and dejected at the utter
it"'""""" of my Wife, but smiking nonetheless at anybody
Weeks my way, to make them think that I' m happy. I never' have
dates, obviously, when I get home, I pretty much
just go to sit down en the couch with my pet snarl, Gary, and
watch TV while eating a ******* krabby patty.
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User avatar #17 - theimpatientkid (05/27/2010) [+] (10 replies)
i got it when you said im ready
#131 - xXfacedownXx (05/28/2010) [-]
I knew ii was Spongebob as soon it said "I'm ready"
User avatar #126 - bolsy (05/28/2010) [-]
i thought it was spongbob when he said "im ready" but then i was sure it was spongebob when it said "he lives under a rock"
User avatar #191 - brenduolo (05/28/2010) [+] (9 replies)
i can honestly say, I had know ****** idea. It completely took me by surprise
#122 - Epicfailtroll **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
"Im ready" ruined it for me.
But its still win.
#218 - ImEllis **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**ImEllis rolls 7** if this is a 7, then then one of the next survivors in left for dead 3 will be spongebob...
User avatar #128 - nickandre (05/28/2010) [-]
"I'm Ready"
I instinctively read that in Spongebob's voice lol
User avatar #112 - Monkeeslasher (05/28/2010) [-]
Soon As I hit the "under a rock" Part I got It.
User avatar #273 - BigMacAttack (05/28/2010) [-]
It took me till pet snail gary. I feel stupid.
User avatar #180 - ZwN (05/28/2010) [-]
**** . I read the last line and i spoiled it for myself.
User avatar #141 - HelloJaki (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Got it at "I'm ready".

And ever since then I read i in Spongebob' voice.
User avatar #137 - RoscoeG (05/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I caught it when you said "He practically lives under a rock"
#118 - lolcleverusername (05/28/2010) [-]
after learning the depressing truth about Spongebob, I will never watch it the same way again...
User avatar #64 - FrigginNinja (05/27/2010) [-]
haha the "i'm ready" part totally gave it away for me
User avatar #40 - Raawwr (05/27/2010) [-]
I guessed it the moment I read "I'm ready"
User avatar #38 - stumphyjr (05/27/2010) [-]
Realized it at "I'm Ready". How could anybody not know that line?
User avatar #299 - Nullifier (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i knew beginning of second :l
User avatar #295 - TarnRazor (05/28/2010) [-]
I got it at whales lol
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User avatar #206 to #203 - anonymousFa (05/28/2010) [-]
dont thumb him up or down just leave it...
User avatar #99 - satanisthesavior (05/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I knew it was spongebob after the second paragraph...
User avatar #101 to #99 - wafflenator (05/28/2010) [-]
I picked up on it aound, "i'm ready"
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