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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - fjusercharlie
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**fjusercharlie rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at gyro cat **   
   
I think you mean... IN A BUTTSHELL
**fjusercharlie rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at gyro cat **

I think you mean... IN A BUTTSHELL
#6 to #5 - pappathethird
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#8 to #5 - obesefury
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I am immature and damn proud of it. I laughed so have a thumb and be on your merry way good sir/madam!
I am immature and damn proud of it. I laughed so have a thumb and be on your merry way good sir/madam!
#18 to #5 - dafuckisthisshit
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#4 - acksl
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Lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers.    
Flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever.
Lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers.
Flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever.
#94 to #4 - newforomador
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I love bloopers like this, especially of Supernatural. My favorite is Dean dancing to Eye of the Tiger as he slowly climbs out of the window of his car. I think its a blooper to the episode where he is afraid of everything. Same episode as this .gif
I love bloopers like this, especially of Supernatural. My favorite is Dean dancing to Eye of the Tiger as he slowly climbs out of the window of his car. I think its a blooper to the episode where he is afraid of everything. Same episode as this .gif
#24 to #4 - thedevilsriddle
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#9 to #4 - kaiizel
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#14 to #4 - VyeVedrai
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#10 - anon id: 1364d086
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For guys, spot on. For girls its more like I actually have feelings for you.
#12 to #10 - gentlemanotaku
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youve never been with a woman have you... you poor thing...
youve never been with a woman have you... you poor thing...
#43 to #12 - likeabox
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Would you kindly tell me where this is from?
#44 to #43 - gentlemanotaku
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deadman wonderland
deadman wonderland
#54 to #43 - snakefire
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Deadman wonderland
Deadman wonderland
#102 to #54 - likeabox
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A thumb for you both!
#11 to #10 - snakefire
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You make it sound like girls dont look at other men...
You make it sound like girls dont look at other men...
#13 to #11 - anon id: 0f6e03b3
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I don't. Why bother? I have him, and he's mine. No one else matters.
User avatar #19 to #13 - syntheticdoll
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Agreed. Okay, I do it really rarely, but I never consider having a relationship with that stranger, I just look at a handsome guy if I see one. "I swore loyalty, not blindness"
#33 to #19 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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"i swore loyalty, not blindness"   
im totally using that now, also i like your profile picture, it's pwittyyy
"i swore loyalty, not blindness"
im totally using that now, also i like your profile picture, it's pwittyyy
User avatar #20 to #13 - angelmatvey
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Sure, they don't matter. But you still will find them attractive.
User avatar #63 to #13 - jollyjolieisjolly
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You're lying.
#7 - pappathethird
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That is ... very accurate
#23 - mooghens
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**mooghens rolled user pastelbubblegum **
User avatar #38 to #23 - sabcy
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dat roll. It's relevant
#42 to #38 - anon id: 24a8a198
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check again
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I thought he rolled the pic
#15 - optimussum
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#58 - atkissonbr
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this is my butt
there many like it but this one is mine
My butt is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My butt, without me, is useless. Without my butt, I am useless. I must fire my butt true.
User avatar #66 to #58 - thisotherdude
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I really don't want to see his war face.
#80 to #58 - lamaswithhats
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Yo sir have won the internet! Please take my thumb in return!
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Yo sir have won the internet! Please take my thumb in return!
#61 to #58 - crazycommando
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puuurfect yes
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#32 to #27 - anon id: 274370c1
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most don't i've found they just want to know that you find them attractive. but really why would you be with someone that you didn't find attractive at all.
User avatar #34 to #27 - rhiaanor
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Your wife/girlfriend is like "aw man look at that guys package" or something... im pretty sure you wouldn't be fine with that.
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User avatar #59 to #27 - bloxicity
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"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
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#35 to #27 - hollyisthebest
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It's because almost every woman has self confidence issues. They all think they're ugly. It all stems from the culture's paradigm that was set by all the models who starve themselves to look that skinny.
So, they try, in almost every way, to look as skinny/beautiful as they do. But, of course, they fail. So, they try and try again.
They want to be the most beautiful thing in the world. They expect their boyfriends to notice and compliment their looks.
But, what's even more important is if you compliment their personality, eyes, anything that she can't change. Make sure you're close enough to know her personality is who she is, so she isn't changing it to make you happy.
But, here's the real kicker! It's your job to find your girlfriend's most hated thing about herself, and compliment it. It's not easy, women hide it well. But, look at what she's trying to diverge from.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - hollyisthebest
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The women I've talked with were more worried of what their boyfriend's thought.
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User avatar #76 to #71 - hollyisthebest
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Oh, oh trust me.
She has insecurities. All women do. Trust me, she'll love you forever and ever if you find out her biggest insecurity, and then compliment it, over and over.
If you can't, tell her that she's beautiful. Even if she isn't. Women love to hear that.
But they absolutely hate it if she sprouts up her emotions and you respond with "k" or the equivalent.
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User avatar #81 to #79 - hollyisthebest
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Wh-why would you ignore her when she's in an emotional rant? I'm gonna give you one piece of advice. Don't ******* ignore a girl when she's in an emotional rant. Urgh, I'm surprised you got past the first date!
Trust me, she'll love you much more if she bitches at you about something, and you're there to calm her down. She's probably crying if she's really mad. Two possibilities exist. If she's upset with you, or someone else. In both possibilities, if she's crying too much, go in for a hug, and say "Shhhh, it's alright"
If she's upset with you, let her finish talking, then slowly walk up to her, wrap your arms around her, allow her to cry on your chest, kiss her head, and depending on why she was bitching, say something appropriate. "I'm sorry" is universal. It could mean "I'm sorry that this happened to you" or "I take fault in this problem." Then look into her eyes and kiss her.
If she's upset with someone else, it's alright to cuddle her right away.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - hollyisthebest
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Urgh, don't go complaining to me when you're all alone.
User avatar #91 to #85 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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You can listen to a woman, or anyone for that matter, rant for hours on end?

I had the same ******* problem. My now-ex would go on and on about how unfair life treated her when anything bad happened and then always tell me that she wished I could be more understanding, no matter how much I tried or what approach I took. I could tell her I had gone through the same scenario and tell her what the best way was to resolve that **** IMO, and she would just give me the "but I can't do that because it goes against my way of life" ******** because it typically involved making a tough decision and she would rather just quit than grow a spine.

Basically some women want to bitch just to bitch and expect you to listen even though they'll never actually look for a solution. That's why kaoknight and I can lose interest when emotional rants start, because in some relationships it's just pointless noise.

My first ex, on the other side of the coin, was always willing to seek answers and I always hoped she could come to me with her issues because we could handle them maturely. It all depends on the woman.
User avatar #96 to #91 - hollyisthebest
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Yes, yes I can. I've been doing it for a long time. I've listened to random people, just open up and tell me about their feelings. I guess I have that kind of face. No, I don't get paid, no I don't ask for anything. I don't even ask for a thank you. But, most of my close friends (who are women), constantly talk to me about their feelings. That's how I know so much about women. I listen. And the problem with men is that they don't listen. I'm proud to say, that I've fixed a bunch of relationships because I listened to the girlfriend when she wanted to talk, but her dolts of a boyfriend did the same thing you both do. You do not know the true importance of listening. It could mean losing her.
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And yeah, I lost her. But that was of my own volition because I could no longer deal with her.
User avatar #99 to #96 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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I'm well aware of the importance of listening. I lose interest when it ceases to be constructive. When you can try every single angle with a girl to show her how amazing you think she is (or at least can be, but naturally you never directly say that) and none work, it gets frustrating. But you know what, I'm mature enough to be able to tolerate that because of course I'm not the other person and I know that what works for me is not necessarily going to work for them. What makes me lose interest is when that person who you've opened up to, who you've told things you've told absolutely no one else in existence and laid everything bare to her that she could use to destroy your entire image, tells you she needs help, but then spits in your face when you offer it to her. When you see they're hurting but they refuse to accept any sort of help when they ******* ask for it, it just seems like they enjoy wallowing in their worthlessness and just want to bring you down with them. After a certain point, some people cease to be worth my (or most other people's) time because neither I nor anyone else simply cannot help with those who don't want to be helped. And while you may not be satisfied with that answer, you should damn well know that's the best way to handle that situation unless you enjoy wasting your time on pointless endeavors.
User avatar #101 to #99 - hollyisthebest
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Urgh, you ******* idiot, she wanted you to help her. She wanted you to stick by her side. But she was too proud to admit it. She doesn't want to beg you to help her, she still has her dignity. All she can do is hint you to the right path. And then act like she wasn't doing anything at all.
I'm telling you, you're going to meet the best woman in your life, and if you don't do it properly, she'll slip through your hands. Listen to women, understand their emotions, understand why they're feeling their emotions, and don't screw it up.
User avatar #103 to #101 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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She wanted me to help her, then yelled at me for doing so? That's perfect ******* logic right there.

And she had no dignity. She told me she had absolutely no self-respect and that to have any was a bad thing. She told me she wanted me by her side, but wasn't willing to work with me when I wanted to help and tried in any way I could (and isn't that kind of an indicator that a relationship isn't exactly working out?). So, at the very least, hopefully we can agree here that she isn't the best woman in my life, so that's good.

I work with women better than most men if given the chance. I'll always put the one I'm with ahead of myself (barring extenuating circumstances like the ones I've pointed out here that I managed to deal with for 8 months) and I typically know how to make them happy and thoroughly enjoy doing so. But when someone, anyone, is utterly unwilling to work with you when they clearly need help, it's pointless to try. Some people are just crazy or so convinced that they're worthless that there's nothing anyone can do for them. They need to learn the hard way to do it themselves or they'll just be children for the rest of their lives. You cannot help those who don't want to be helped. It's that simple.

But hey, maybe I just enjoy being in relationships where a girl commands respect from me just by being who she is. And maybe I just can't deal with psychotic cutters who are convinced that all their awful, clearly destructive habits are a good thing and are absolutely unwilling to listen to any sort of reason. To be short, I hate crazy idiots.
User avatar #104 to #103 - hollyisthebest
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During emotional trouble, the mind is irrational. Completely irrational.
Trust me, as a person who fought depression, even the weakest person has dignity.
As someone once said "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." And yes, some women are crazy, but they're worth it, and it's worth having the patience to deal with one. Hell, one in five women harm themselves.
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And emotional trouble is all well and good, but 8 months of that **** is unbearable to any mortal being.
User avatar #105 to #104 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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I've been through depression and some other **** as well. Ever heard the expression "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps?" That's me. And while I know that's not everyone's philosophy, it's the one I can work best with. I can work almost equally well with those who are willing to give helpful things a try and not think they're going to fail from the start. I am not willing to work with those who will not work with me because any help I give is pointless. Accept that and move on.

And if 1 in 5 women harm themselves, then 1 in 5 women are insane and undateable unless you're into women who slash their wrists to feel better about themselves.
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User avatar #39 to #35 - immortalfear
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Don't forget that often times the lack confidence comes from ridicule from others. Typically, the less attractive ones will pick on the attractive ones, undermining attractive ones, making them feel worse about themselves.
User avatar #41 to #39 - hollyisthebest
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Never said it wasn't.
I said it stems from the culture's paradigm about women.
The less attractive feel the pressure from society more than the attractive people do. So, being human, they verbally attack the attractive people. I'm thinking about writing a "Man's guide to women." I understand them, and what they want to hear.
What do you think?
User avatar #45 to #41 - immortalfear
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Ought to get the advice of a woman who can remove herself from gender bias and not act like a typical woman when reviewing such a thing, to review it. Sorry if that sentence is a bit confusing.
User avatar #47 to #45 - hollyisthebest
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I think I'm following. Just in case, I'll go over it.
Find a woman that won't act like a regular woman and show it to her?
If so, trust me, I know what women want. Even if I am a guy. I talked with plenty of women, gathered information from all of them. They really are just the same.
User avatar #48 to #47 - immortalfear
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Majority are, once in awhile you find one that is different. Once in a very rare while... Most of the ones I've encountered are undermining bitches, sluts, or a combo of both.
#26 - femalealert
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A detailed description on why you should let me touch your butt.
#31 to #26 - anon id: 07f625f0
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thats alpha as hell
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alphas dont know how to use powerpoint
#97 to #31 - femalealert
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whats really alpha is that I've used this and its worked. twice.
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