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TOP 10 WTF? U. S. SEX LAWS
1. that sex is illegal in " states, including Arizona.
1. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. " is illegal for husbands in , ,
to tail: dirty during intercourse.
a. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal
in Georgia.
s. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary
is illegal in Washington, DE.
6. In , Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot
off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
it In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with
a truck driver inside a toll booth,,
it Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in
Florida.
It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the
age of 65.
Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington
state, as long as the animal weighs less than M pounds.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #20 - KayRed
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Keep in mind, the reason the completely absurd acts are illegal is because at least one person has done it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - farrett
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OH GOD, SOMEONE HAD SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON !?!
#52 to #21 - topheavymonkeyy
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MFW girl asks to leave lights on
MFW girl asks to leave lights on
#41 to #21 - europe
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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Was there so much Porcupine sex in Florida they had to go out of their way to make a law specifically banning it

I'm pretty sure its illegal in most places
#6 to #1 - rimjobmcgee
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Not in Washington state, porcupines are well under 40 pounds
User avatar #7 to #6 - mudkipfucker
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so you can **** anything under 40 pounds in Washington?
#10 to #7 - rimjobmcgee
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As far as animals go, yes, though it seems a strange and cruel law to me
User avatar #11 to #10 - mudkipfucker
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Is that law because that guy died by being penetrated by a horse?
#12 to #11 - rimjobmcgee
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I think its older than that, if the law had been made from the guy that died from horse penetration, I would think it'd have banned all beastiality, but who knows maybe some of their law makers have a thing for dogs or dog porn or something
#14 to #12 - anon id: 6902b1b3
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furries :3
User avatar #33 to #1 - Fgner
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Usually these are ******** derivations, actually.

For instance, one of them talks about it being illegal to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant. Well that's only because it's illegal to block access to a fire hydrant - so anything being tied to one is illegal. Not just alligators.
#2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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looks like I'm moving to Washington
#15 to #2 - anon id: 6902b1b3
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awww yeah
#38 to #2 - taurusman
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yeah but you can do it only in missionary
User avatar #60 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'm okay with that
User avatar #39 to #2 - slootyslooot
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Yeah it's cool. No one ***** small animals here.

Just horses.
User avatar #61 to #39 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'm also okay with that
#23 - lupislord
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>Man is having sex with wife
>Another man breaks in, shoves the guy and starts raping the wife
>So this man runs and grabs his gun, returns...
>locks on target...
>Wife starts to orgasm
****, got to wait until she's done
User avatar #46 to #23 - redstag
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nice
User avatar #24 - designateddumbass
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Okay, it's one thing to tell me that oral is illegal where I live; It's another thing entirely when my state is the only one mentioned by name OUT OF 18!
User avatar #26 to #24 - roflnaut
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(06/03/2013) [-]
I feel ya man. I doubt a cop will arrest you for partaking in oral sex though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - designateddumbass
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(06/03/2013) [-]
But what if he makes me suck him off to let me off the hook?!?
User avatar #28 to #27 - roflnaut
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What if another cop catches you two in the act? Does he make you suck him off too?
User avatar #29 to #28 - designateddumbass
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Dear lord... I'm gonna need a bigger mouth...
(Jaws reference re: "We're gonna need a bigger boat")
User avatar #35 to #24 - rtsgamer
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I live in Arizona too, what city or town?
User avatar #48 to #35 - chadpbj
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tucson!
User avatar #62 to #48 - rtsgamer
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same here, what part of town do you live in, and what school if you are attending any?
User avatar #63 to #62 - chadpbj
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Eastside by Broadway and kolb! And i took a break from going to pima. what about you?
User avatar #64 to #63 - rtsgamer
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Swan and Pima, attending University High as a Junior starting next year.
#51 to #24 - xdiabolicx
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Gilbertfag here. Got caught giving oral in my car in a school parking lot late at night.

MFW I didn't get in trouble and the security guard told us to "have desert elsewhere".
#40 - sisoytaco
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Haha, number 4... wait... I LIVE IN GEORGIA!
Haha, number 4... wait... I LIVE IN GEORGIA!
User avatar #47 to #40 - guiguito
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even if those were true, who the **** follows them?
most important, who are the poor souls who enforce them?
User avatar #50 to #47 - topheavymonkeyy
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Cockblock police?
User avatar #53 to #50 - guiguito
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i will never complain about my job ever again
tho i must admit their uniforms would look fabulous
#54 to #53 - topheavymonkeyy
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User avatar #56 to #54 - guiguito
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it's something
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#19 - jcadams
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To think these laws were made because someone did it in the first place who was firing a gun while their partner was orgasming
#59 to #19 - anon id: abe534e3
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I'm sure someone has, similar to how the Texan guy on Simpsons shoots his pistols when excited
#17 - jsprmp
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Number 10 exsists because of Mr.Hands
#16 - saxong
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Number 9 is also in Illinois but with a different age I think, the logic is that at that point procreation is impossible, or at least implausible, and any marriage would be for power of attorney or monetary purposes instead of familial reasons.  Not defending it, just adding an infusion of sense to an odd law.
Number 9 is also in Illinois but with a different age I think, the logic is that at that point procreation is impossible, or at least implausible, and any marriage would be for power of attorney or monetary purposes instead of familial reasons. Not defending it, just adding an infusion of sense to an odd law.