WATTs. . TOP 10 WTF? U. S. SEX LAWS 1. that sex is illegal in " states, including Arizona. 1. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. 3. " is
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TOP 10 WTF? U. S. SEX LAWS
1. that sex is illegal in " states, including Arizona.
1. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. " is illegal for husbands in , ,
to tail: dirty during intercourse.
a. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal
in Georgia.
s. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary
is illegal in Washington, DE.
6. In , Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot
off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
it In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with
a truck driver inside a toll booth,,
it Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in
Florida.
It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the
age of 65.
Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington
state, as long as the animal weighs less than M pounds.
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User avatar #20 - KayRed (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Keep in mind, the reason the completely absurd acts are illegal is because at least one person has done it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - farrett (06/03/2013) [-]
OH GOD, SOMEONE HAD SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON !?!
#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (06/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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Was there so much Porcupine sex in Florida they had to go out of their way to make a law specifically banning it

I'm pretty sure its illegal in most places
#2 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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looks like I'm moving to Washington
#23 - lupislord (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Man is having sex with wife
>Another man breaks in, shoves the guy and starts raping the wife
>So this man runs and grabs his gun, returns...
>locks on target...
>Wife starts to orgasm
**** , got to wait until she's done
User avatar #24 - designateddumbass (06/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Okay, it's one thing to tell me that oral is illegal where I live; It's another thing entirely when my state is the only one mentioned by name OUT OF 18!
#40 - sisoytaco (06/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Haha, number 4... wait... I LIVE IN GEORGIA!
Haha, number 4... wait... I LIVE IN GEORGIA!
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#19 - jcadams (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
To think these laws were made because someone did it in the first place who was firing a gun while their partner was orgasming
#17 - jsprmp (06/02/2013) [-]
Number 10 exsists because of Mr.Hands
#16 - saxong (06/02/2013) [-]
Number 9 is also in Illinois but with a different age I think, the logic is that at that point procreation is impossible, or at least implausible, and any marriage would be for power of attorney or monetary purposes instead of familial reasons.  Not defending it, just adding an infusion of sense to an odd law.
Number 9 is also in Illinois but with a different age I think, the logic is that at that point procreation is impossible, or at least implausible, and any marriage would be for power of attorney or monetary purposes instead of familial reasons. Not defending it, just adding an infusion of sense to an odd law.
User avatar #37 - holyshitcake (06/03/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama...
User avatar #34 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else wondering why it says, "including Arizona"? Why did they need to specify that?
User avatar #31 - Mebeshe (06/03/2013) [-]
I want to meet the person who looked at a porcupine's ass and thought "I wanna **** that."
User avatar #9 - unkownthous (06/02/2013) [-]
What's so wrong about #4
#3 - warofdawn (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OK number 10 if the animal is under 40 pounds that's going to be one hell of a rape and possibly animal abuse.
#45 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Think of it this way: All of these things must have happened at some point in recent history for them to become illegal
User avatar #43 - redstag (06/03/2013) [-]
That means that all this **** has happened before.... wtf Florida.
User avatar #36 - kyubichan (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
nr.8: Did they really need a law for this? O_O
User avatar #32 - daringdestiny (06/03/2013) [-]
the fact that theres a law against ******* porcupines means that enough people were doing it for it to be considered a problem
User avatar #30 - sonicsams (06/03/2013) [-]
all these laws say is people tried that and others didnt like it
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