Shrek is love, Shrek is life. . Be 16 S Love Shrek S Pray to Shrek every morning. night. and before every meal S Watching Shrek 4 for 382nd time S Dad comes in
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Be 16
S Love Shrek
S Pray to Shrek every morning. night. and before every meal
S Watching Shrek 4 for 382nd time
S Dad comes in
S "Turn of Smelt. yourfriendy are here foryour birthday party. faggot."
S Splendid
S All the people I invited pile into living room
S Put Shrek movie in
S Hand out Shrek party hats and pass out party favors
S All Shrek related toys and candies
S Everyone' s laughing
S "Youre going to be IT in a few days and you' re still obsessed with Smelt"
S ", Shrek is belove, Shrek is Ii-"
S "Shut the **** up faggot"
S Everyone laughing
S I' m crying
S People start leaving
S All of a sudden, everything starts shaking
S ‘What' s going on?"
S Oh good... the smell of onions
S I squeal withyou
S "IT' S SHREKS"
S Smelt bursts through door
S "PLAYTIME IS CAIRE"
S Starts picking up partygoers
S Whips out cock
S Starts choking them with with massive green ogre cock
S Ripping bodies in half
S I' m loving my party
S Smelt starts raping my dad anally
Iffier about 15 minutes. the massacre is over
S Smelt looks at me
S I tell him " ready to please you. Smelt.. -"
S Prepare my anus
S Smelt picks me up with one hand
S Rubs partyboob blood all over his cock as lube
S Rips my pants off
S Penetrates altight asshole
S I cry out in joy
S It hurts so much but I love pleasing smelt
S Mer about 10 minutes, he his onion semen into my asshole
S "It' s all ogre"
S He puts me down
S I take a second to catch my breath
S Turn around and Smelt is already gone
S Best party ever
S Smelt is love.. Smelt is life
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Submitted: 06/02/2013
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User avatar #1 - Lundion (06/02/2013) [-]
What in the hell did I just read...
User avatar #2 - thatsnumberwang (06/02/2013) [-]
''It's all ogre now..'' i'm crying
#3 - emostrawberry (06/02/2013) [-]
Rape mode activated
Rape mode activated
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