What the fuck did you just fucking say... What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
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What the fuck did you just fucking say..

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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Submitted: 06/02/2013
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#8 - skiskate (06/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - corpsedolly (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh sweet jesus I giggled more than I should have.
#13 - leightonsolomon (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always wondered if the original guy was serious or if it was just a troll.
#10 - luiselvergas (06/03/2013) [-]
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#5 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see this posted, "Guerrilla" is always misspelled as "Gorilla". Still hilarious though.
User avatar #25 - doodogger (06/03/2013) [-]
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anyone else?
#6 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on Funny Junk in a long time. Ryugazan, what a tool.
User avatar #21 - tenmillionbears (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who has the original?
#20 - SILENCEnight (06/03/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #74431 at Shin Anime Social Board ** "gorilla warfare"
User avatar #11 - moarpotatos (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
(Please don't drown me in red thumbs)
Does anyone know the origin of this text? Like where it was originally posted?
User avatar #1 - bonlino (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what meme/fad/etc is this, i need to know cause i love it!
#4 - fistoman (06/02/2013) [-]
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