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Ducky

SC} THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DDING A ' D., IEET FDR BID WHERE
HE GETS A olla' aart', TD Wopuld UN HIIL.' ISAD m JUST GAKIFILES IT
ARDENIA WITH HIM TD FILL CF HIS CL. I' -‘GEES AND I SEWER THIS DUCK
IS THE 'mm WELL BEHAVED ******* POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
JUST SITS MI" HIS DESK ",' '' HE PUTS IT IN HIS
POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WIDTH t" . ., MC, ' C" f
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#4 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#1 - shruiecken (06/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I want a ducky now
I want a ducky now
User avatar #24 - slowbroking (06/02/2013) [+] (18 replies)
>Be 8
>Easter morning
>My aunt walks over with a present for me and my brothers
>A duckling
>Parents flip **** . We live in a city
>Decide to keep the duck any way
>Have it for several months. Name it Martin.
>Neighbors had a big ass dog.
>Martin sticks his head through the fence into my neighbors yard
>Hear nothing but the barks of the dog
>Grab Martin
>No head
>One of the most traumatic experiences of my life.
#31 - kan (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#11 - samoaspider (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, they do say that the pet reflects its owner's behaviour   
(I posted this comment last time this content was on the frontpage)
Well, they do say that the pet reflects its owner's behaviour
(I posted this comment last time this content was on the frontpage)
#7 - articulate (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#46 - oceanmist (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> be 10
> Go on camping trip with friend
>friend finds little duckling injured
>cares for it, it heals
>follows him around and stuff
>he brings it home
>has pond in backyard
>'Yeah he can live in the pond and I can visit him!'
>Makes big deal out of releasing him
>like 10 people there
>says good bye, lets ducky go
>swims out a bit
>not 10 seconds later, disturbance in water
> ******* turtle comes up, grabs duck
>They dissapear under water
>dead silence
>duck never seen from again
#45 - dandamanzx ONLINE (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In complete contrast
#16 - meelo (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#63 - skiskate (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think i would commit murder to go to a school where a Bio class lets you have a baby duckling.
#106 - Byte (06/03/2013) [-]
...I want a ducky
...I want a ducky
#55 - MasterManiac (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Was there any vaguely logical reason to have to write a story about a calm baby duckling in 			*******		 capslock with absolutely no punction at all?
Was there any vaguely logical reason to have to write a story about a calm baby duckling in ******* capslock with absolutely no punction at all?
#103 - allamericandude (06/03/2013) [-]
"Omg guys, how can I emphasize part of what I'm saying if it's already in all caps?"

"I know, I'll highlight it!"
#35 - nylak (06/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Conduct an animal behavior research project
>Hatch duck eggs in some incubators, record vibratory communication communication within the clutch that facilitates synchronization of hatching times, so on
>Must be present for the hatching of dozens of ducklings
>Lots of late-night hatchings, analyzing recorded data, long hours, lots of work, get attached to pet project
>Previous studies were with chicks; am not prepared for the massive imprint wave of dozens of ducklings
>Love all of my babies
>I am the Duckmother
>University funded the project, so they own the ducklings
>MFW when they take away my babies and reallocate them to the herpetology lab to feed to their snakes
#72 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Ducks are ******* vile creatures.

They literally **** once every 2 minutes, they can projectile **** , and there is no such thing as consensual duck sex. Male ducks are raping machines.

The males rape the males, the males rape the females, the females flip them off and continue doing duck **** because this happens so frequently, unless the male raped them dead, which also happens frequently, the males rape the dead carcasses of other males. They have 9 inch dicks. They'll even ******* rape eachother while they're flying. It's called flight rape or something equally ****** . Some species of ducks have spikes on their dicks to make it hard to get away and scrape away the semen of other ducks

Don't look up duck penis, it's ******* disgusting

Ducks are hardcore sex offenders of all the birds
User avatar #78 to #72 - PartyPanda (06/03/2013) [-]
When I was younger, I saw nine male ducks gangbang a single female duck behind a dock with a goose standing guard. It was the most gruesome thing I've seen so far.
The quacks, nothing could stop the quacking.
#5 - scant (06/02/2013) [-]
I have never wanted a duckling more than this moment.
#41 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, yes, Mr. Palmer, that reminds me of when I had to do a similar project for my biology class before I left to join the RAF.
User avatar #33 - demrogz (06/02/2013) [-]
Is every Tumblr users caps lock key broken or something?
#101 - albinozino (06/03/2013) [-]
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