I only care for Johnson.... Some Oc.. can people stop getting on this "Johnson is liv" he had a laser punch through his heart and lungs leaving a massive gaping hole in his chest, the fact funny Halo Xbox gaming chief sergeant johnson miranda keys
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I only care for Johnson...

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User avatar #7 - lordtriggs (06/01/2013) [+] (21 replies)
can people stop getting on this "Johnson is liv"

he had a ******* laser punch through his heart and lungs leaving a massive gaping hole in his chest, the fact he could fire the spartan laser is a miracle itself

he then told the chief to fire the ring, leaving him to die there

the platform he was on fell into the main firing core of the halo ring

the ring fired destroying every single thing for hundreds of light years

the ring itself then exploded along with the ark just to ******* make sure

and then the pieces left after the giant **** storm of death were floating around in space with no recyclable oxygen, no gravity and no atmosphere at all outside of our galaxy

if Johnson could survive that then the only explanation possible is that he is actually Morgan Freeman
#65 - skiskate (06/02/2013) [-]
That image enhancing is straight out of CSI Miami
#26 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is that will smith?
#30 - platapus (06/02/2013) [-]
oh my god, the pictures look identical!!!
oh my god, the pictures look identical!!!
User avatar #21 - charagrin (06/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Question? Why are they wearing masks? I have yet to see a bunch of techs in the field wear masks while working on multi-million dollar equipment, why do they do so for the chief?
User avatar #23 to #21 - fjsknight ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Chief has a space cold?
#72 - derangedberger (06/02/2013) [-]
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FEEL THESE FEELS
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FEEL THESE FEELS
#59 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
the reason all the other spartans died is because master chief is the "prime" spartan. the first and very best of all spartans, which is why he lived where others died. in reach the power armor they have is a cheap knockoff of what master chief had.
User avatar #73 to #59 - derangedberger (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you... are you retarded?
User avatar #36 - lyder (06/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know about any of you other FJers out there, but I own the entire Halo series, from Halo CE thru Halo 4 including ODST and Wars. Every summer, I play through the whole series in order (my order might be slightly off) to relive the days of my younger years when I first got involved with Halo. This post only makes me want to start sooner, but school's not over yet for me (I'm 15 by the way)
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User avatar #86 to #75 - Alchemyst ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
*sigh*

The line you're looking for is "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights aleins and doesn't afraid of anything."
User avatar #49 - xkronusx (06/02/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Man halo 4 is cancer.
User avatar #90 to #53 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I personally liked Reach better due to all the little things that they did. For example:
Halo: Reach has 49 achievements (excluding DLC), which is a reference to Bungie's love of the number seven (7 × 7 = 49).
All of the Campaign achievement titles, along with many of the others, are quotations from the Halo games and books.
Many of the Army troopers and Marines encountered in the game are named after Bungie employees and notable community members.
There are six naturally occurring Noble Gases, just like there are six members of Noble Team. Also, their armor colors are the same as the six Noble Gasses when in discharge tubes. Kat and Carter's armors are blue, similar to Xenon and Krypton. Jorge's armor is orange, similar to Neon. Emile's armor is red, similar to Helium, and Jun's armor is green, similar to Radon. Noble Six's armor color can be changed to be (though is not automatically set to) purple, similar to Argon
During the course of the game, no team member died until they became separated
The fates of everyone in the Noble Team are very, very ironic. Jorge, being the heavy weapons specialist, died in a slipspace time bomb explosion. Kat, being the intelligence specialist, dies when she is shot in the head with a Needle Rifle round. Kat was also known to be curious, and died while asking a question. Jun, never seen taking part in close combat due to being a sniper and stealthy, has his true fate left a mystery, Carter, being the leader of the team and one paygrade below Captain, dies with his "ship," or his Pelican. Emile, being the assault/CQC specialist and having a profound fondness for his kurki, dies when an Zealot Elite impales him with an Energy Sword. Noble Six, having been known to go solo and be a "lone wolf," truly dies alone with no one to help him/her
User avatar #1 - ohgodthepressure (06/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What is this from? If Johnson isn't dead that would be awesome.
User avatar #91 - Ninotori (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know, He's ******* TALL. If those dues are like, 5'7 at the tallest he's still like 7 ft tall.
User avatar #93 to #91 - sliptothevoid (06/02/2013) [-]
In the armor he is 7'2".
#69 - gentlemanofbacon (06/02/2013) [-]
I loved them.
User avatar #37 - xxscopemanxx (06/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what point in time is this in the game?
User avatar #50 to #46 - herebemonstars (06/02/2013) [-]
Dude needs to go to the beach or something he's incredibly Pale
User avatar #31 - monkeysniper (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Pretty sure this is one of the scenes showing him before the events of even Halo 1 so it would make sense the two are still alive, and if I'm wrong and it's after the events of Halo 4 then it must just be him seeing them, two people he cared for dearly haunting him like ghosts
User avatar #41 to #31 - mechaemperor (06/02/2013) [-]
This is Halo 4's after credits sequence. Johnson and Miranda there are just an easter egg
#95 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty certain this scene was part of a flashback when both of them were alive.
User avatar #85 - hurleyy (06/02/2013) [-]
This **** is like when somebody takes a pic of the Loch Ness Monster. They find a picture of something super blurry and the basic shape, and all of a sudden they've discovered something great. From that picture for all we know the black guy is michael jordan and the white chick is justin beiber.
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