The old testament. . abraham: And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." Gad aadd to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life." But Jo
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abraham:
And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
Gad aadd to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life." But John
came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judah approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one
whom I idea itt the one you BEBE"
To which they rammed, "Gay."
And thaa, Gad made Eve. And are waa bammin’ ' bootylicious.
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User avatar #7 - MCPO (06/01/2013) [+] (18 replies)
God said upon Noah: "Noah, you will build an ark 300 cubits long, 60 cubits wide, and 40 cubits tall."

In which Noah replied onto god: "God, What's a cubit?"
#9 - RidgeRacer (06/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#8 - snakefire (06/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I showed this to my heavily religious grandmother. She laughed at the first three, then called the fourth one blasphemy.
#5 - mrshrapnel (06/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Then god made spiders to hard counter eve.
Then god made spiders to hard counter eve.
#12 - cupotruth (06/02/2013) [-]
And on the third day Jesus was still dead because holy **** that looked like it hurt.
#65 - zibdibbie (06/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#88 - bullbrigade (06/02/2013) [-]
Always cracks me up
#64 - mrbusinge ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
#63 - thascomrad (06/02/2013) [-]
Jesus is sucha nice man
User avatar #3 - kietzu (06/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Text recognition strikes again.

And Judah approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one
whom I idea itt the one you BEBE"
To which they rammed, "gay."
#61 - crazyolitis (06/02/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Heresy.

You all know what kind of thread this shall become now.
User avatar #10 - bme (06/02/2013) [-]
And go said "Do not eat the holy fruit of this tree" and adam said" **** it i've got the munchies"
User avatar #11 - hazmathank (06/02/2013) [-]
And so Adam said " I will name this sweet fruit, orange", and god said "I don't care anymore"
#59 - purecounsell (06/02/2013) [-]
This is basically Rowan Atkinson's sketch...
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