(1) JunnyFunk. Does this still need to have any writing in it? Remember when people raged over the 5 word limit thing, what was the big deal? All you had to do
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Does this still need to have any writing in it? Remember when people raged over the 5 word limit thing, what was the big deal? All you had to do was ******* write some stupid ...more »

Does this still need to have any writing in it? Remember when people raged over the 5 word limit thing, what was the big deal? All you had to do was ******* write some stupid **** , it's not even a big deal. You know what I hate? Shrinkage. If a girl, by some miracle, wants to pipe after a get out of the pool, she's gonna see my almost inside out penis. This will probably scare her and then she won't want to have sex with me anymore. Why do we shrink? Why do boners make our dick bigger? These are the questions that keep me up at night, wondering about life and it's mysteries. Does anyone believe in the Illuminati? I don't know if I believe in it or not, there's some weird **** , and there's more than likely secret organizations who run **** . But some people make it out to be much bigger than it actually is. For instance some people think the devil is involved with it, and I don't believe in anything so I don't believe in that part of the conspiracy. Right now I should be studying for my finals. Gotta get my pencils sharpened, learn a bunch of **** I slept through while we were actually supposed to be learning it. My chemistry teacher might be getting fired. I think it's because she's an awful teacher, but it may be because we are awful students who are hard to teach. I kind of feel bad for her, I didn't think of it that way, now if she gets fired and can't find another job it will ruin her income and she'll get all ****** up, probably get addicted to ****** , fall into a slump, become homeless. Then when I'm older I'll see her on the side of the street, and give her some pocket change, and she'll recognize me and say, "you're that **** from the class that got me fired" and throw my change back into my face. Which I guess wouldn't be so bad because I would get my money back. I hate being from America. Don't get me wrong, I'm not unpatriotic, I love American sports, but I hate how Europe uses all the cool words. Like they say "bloody" to mean very. That's ******* amazing, I wish I could go around saying "wow, that's a bloody nice coat you have on" without being looked at like I have 15 penis tips. What's the medical term for a penis tip, I know the urethra is the hole, or I'm pretty sure that's what it is. But I've never heard of another word for my tip. Do you guys call the thing inbetween your nuts and ass your taint or gooch? I call it the gooch because, well I actually don't know why I call it that, it must have been what my friends said. RIP to description

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#48 - gorillaztwentyfour (06/02/2013) [-]
tfw I beat leukemia
tfw I beat leukemia
#49 to #48 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
i'm glad you beat it
i love you
#47 - agentdoubleohio (06/02/2013) [-]
my favorite
#46 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
I really wouldn't ******* care what this guy posts, so long as he types his ramblings in the description. I'll read every damned word.
User avatar #45 - gravitystereo (06/02/2013) [-]
I'm in that weird part of the internet again
User avatar #37 - raynagrimm ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
dat description
#36 - mikeymikee (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #36 - giygasman (06/02/2013) [-]
That kid is so chill. All the other kids were crying and even the older ones too but when he was told it he was just like "what?" and started giggling. This kid is the king of idongivafuk.
User avatar #52 to #50 - garymuthafuknoak (06/02/2013) [-]
where is this from?
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#34 - keeponsailing (06/02/2013) [-]
My little brother was diagnosed with Leukemia a few years ago. He was 6 and had just entered 1st grade. He beat it. A month ago he was diagnosed with it again. It's come back full force and it doesn't seem like he'll be getting better.

Anyway, this made me laugh. Does that make me a bad sibling?
User avatar #44 to #34 - darksideofthebeast (06/02/2013) [-]
That sucks that kids can get cancer
It really isn't fair at all...
Kids don't deserve why can't people like Amy from amy's baking company get cancer and not a 6 year old...
User avatar #35 to #34 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
Not at all, if anything it's helping you make light of a bad situation.
#31 - kingpongthedon (06/02/2013) [-]
I call it the gooch, but the technical term is the perineum.
User avatar #32 to #31 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, gooch is a lot easier
User avatar #26 - thinkwithportals (06/02/2013) [-]
Hey ComicBookGuy, how long did it take you to write that description?
User avatar #27 to #26 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
I would say probably around 25 minutes
User avatar #28 to #27 - thinkwithportals (06/02/2013) [-]
Was it worth it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
Probably not, but it was a decent way to pass the time
#22 - allion (06/02/2013) [-]
is this the same guy that had a really long desc yesterday?
is this the same guy that had a really long desc yesterday?
User avatar #23 to #22 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
No sir, it's not
#24 to #23 - allion (06/02/2013) [-]
oh god, it's spreading
User avatar #25 to #24 - ComicBookGuy (06/02/2013) [-]
It would seem so
#21 - fourthusername (06/02/2013) [-]
MFW reading OP's attempt at a comedy sketch in the description. Did anyone else who read that **** notice that he started to talk about dicks, got off the topic, and then he started to talk about dicks again?
I guess what they say about OP is true
#18 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
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#17 - regularmexican ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - navadae (06/02/2013) [-]
sometimes, i feel like i`m the only one that reads titles
User avatar #15 - anonefgthree ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
This is probably the funniest meme right now. More people should be posting it~
#12 - rogsevildog ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - zakvanloocke (06/01/2013) [-]
Neither taint nor gooch. I call it my tickle spot.
#11 to #9 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
that's because your uncle molested you and called it that you puff bitch
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