Heart Failure. Murica and would probably give me diabetes. IN AMERICA You can buy Imam attacks;. I DONT GIVE CARE. IT TASTE GOOD
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Heart Failure

Murica and would probably give me diabetes

You can buy Imam attacks;
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Submitted: 06/01/2013
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User avatar #10 - improbablyyourdad (06/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have had nothing but frozen waffles for the last 3 days, ******* christ, I want a burger and fries now. =/
User avatar #11 to #10 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
try heating the waffles up. Hope that helps.
#34 - fakukiduradhik (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - godofgods (06/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why the hell is that sundae/shake in a beaker?
#3 - stubbyftw ONLINE (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Are you ******* kidding me?

Only the pansy-ass foreigners get heart attacks from the bite-sized "snack".

User avatar #35 - Arrrgimmapirate (06/02/2013) [-]
"I'll take a 400 mL chocolate shake please."
#41 - unclemagic (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where the hell is the diet coke
Where the hell is the diet coke
User avatar #30 - leeroyjankens (06/02/2013) [-]
...is that a beaker of of milk-shake?

who you trying to bring to your yard?, if its me, you've succeeded
#28 - captnpl (06/02/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you? Healthy people die unable remember their mother's face or the names of their children. Even in a crowded room surrounded by friends and family members they are alone with what few thoughts they have left and the same terror in their eyes as a newborn that just saw for the first time.

It's been a long day.
User avatar #49 - morbidbreath (06/02/2013) [-]
Can i get ketchup with a side of burger, please.
User avatar #31 - whitebuddha (06/02/2013) [-]
I went to Heart Attack Grill (Las Vegas) with my friends once. Unfortunately, we went the day after Thanksgiving, missing the irony until after the meal.
User avatar #29 - phoenix grinder (06/02/2013) [-]
f u op. now I'm hungry
#16 - valhar (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** , the irony in the extracted text.
User avatar #1 - silverrifle (06/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
While drinking a mexican coke cola .
#55 to #54 - panzerman (06/02/2013) [-]
when i go to a mexican restaurant i usually get 1 or 2 cause there so good
User avatar #40 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
And we die happy
User avatar #37 - yamiyo (06/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Isn't there a restaurant somewhere in America where you can actually buy something called a "double bypass" and maybe a triple version?
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (06/02/2013) [-]
That'll fill me up for the day.
User avatar #24 - tepidteal (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I had the Baconator from Wendy's the other day. Damn delicious the first few bites, near the middle, I thought to myself, 'This thing is going to give me a heart attack.'
User avatar #18 - wilfredfanforever (06/02/2013) [-]
That looks delicious despite the cardiac arrest.
#17 - bionicpanda (06/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i live in america and i have never once seen a burger that big irl
i live in america and i have never once seen a burger that big irl
#14 - pwincesswoona (06/01/2013) [-]
wait a tick.... are you saying you can't buy a "heart attack" in other countries?

I'm so glad i live here.
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