Proof that computers cheat. no matter which way he went, i won, it was check mate, i was white and the computer black, but i guess it disagrees, WAT!?!?.. It's a stalemate because he can't move without putting his king into check which is against the rules, but isn't in a losing position, meaning he can just never
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Proof that computers cheat

no matter which way he went, i won, it was check mate, i was white and the computer black, but i guess it disagrees, WAT!?!?

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User avatar #1 - Kintaki (05/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's a stalemate because he can't move without putting his king into check which is against the rules, but isn't in a losing position, meaning he can just never take his turn, so therefor you can never win but he can never lose.
#11 - ganjalf (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's not checkmate because the king is not under check.
It's not a cpu thing, it's the rule of the actual game.
Learn to play before whining on the internet, faggot
User avatar #15 - vanttu (05/30/2013) [-]
How are you even playing chess without knowing the rules? Do you like randomly click positions unill the computer lets you place it there?
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
If the opponent has no legal moves, then the game is drawn.
#19 - heyny (05/30/2013) [-]
learn to play chess you dumbass
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
Stalemate genius, if its blacks turn and black can't make a legal move, its a draw.
User avatar #38 - tdogmeds (05/31/2013) [-]
Stalemate, unfortunately.
You have to get it so that the king is in danger AND can't make any moves.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
It's called a stalemate you ******** . He can't move. You initiated a draw.
#9 - restfullwicked (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thing is, you work it out in points. like each piece is worth something, whoever programmed this clearly doesnt know how to play chess.
#14 to #9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
You're stupid. There is a point system to somewhat gage your position in the game. It's never used to appoint a winner. You clearly don't know how to play chess.
#5 - drackmore (05/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Meaning you won so hard it wrapped clear around into fail.
User avatar #7 to #6 - billybong (05/30/2013) [-]
Just a wild guess might be "Chess Titans"
User avatar #40 - sinonyx (05/31/2013) [-]
posts something
is wrong and stupid
still gets thumbs

you can't explain that ****
#45 - Mutador (05/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this counts as a draw because the king isn't under attack, but he cannot move either. You can only win by killing the king, and you cannot skip turns, so if you force the king into a box where it's not under attack but cannot move either, you end up with a draw. Doesn't translate well into real world logic where being surrounded means you don goofd, but that's the rules of 'the game'
User avatar #37 - nonameforyou (05/31/2013) [-]
Actually, that's a stalemate. If you look, the king can't move anywhere, but is not in check. So, while he can't move, he isn't going to die.
User avatar #35 - tzoedn (05/31/2013) [-]
I am thumbing this up I hopes that this makes front page so everyone can see this stupidity.

And it's funny, for the whole stupid thing.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
you retarded **** , next time before spewing ignorance check the ******* rules....
User avatar #27 - xladeterinas (05/30/2013) [-]
As pointed out by about 5 other people, it's a stalemate. Since the King cannot move into a threatened space the computer is out of moves and therefore the game ends at stalemate, in most tournaments a human player will at this point knock over their king signifying surrender (though it rarely gets to this point due to the huge difference in general level of play); the computer can't recognize that it would be polite to surrender and therefore acknowledges the stalemate, which is technically a draw and not a loss.

TL;DR -- The computer took the better option, don't whine.
User avatar #26 - PgFalcon (05/30/2013) [-]
You're an idiot harry.
User avatar #24 - Maroon (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, you don't know much about chess. You can't move your king into check, so you left him with no moves. You lost that game for your self.
User avatar #23 - dannyqd (05/30/2013) [-]
You cant move into check (or check mate for that matter)
If the player whose turn it is cannot make a legal move then it is considered a draw.
If its blacks go then it is a draw.
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