Noobs.... They need to step up their game.. Seriously? " year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was " I was injecting and had committed my tth .. When I was 13, I was staying up til 8
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They need to step up their game.

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Seriously? " year olds having
sex and getting drunk? When I
was " I was injecting ******
and had committed my tth
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#21 - Obot (05/30/2013) [+] (16 replies)
When I was 13, I was staying up til 8
#27 - gibroner (05/30/2013) [-]
ha I was committing tribal genocide and running a human trafficking ring at age thirteen
#38 - masterboll (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you think thats bad?

when i was 13,
i was injecting 6 ********** a day
User avatar #3 - Cleavland Steamer (05/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that's pathetic.

i committed grand larceny and smoked my first bowl of PCP

too bad it got me kicked out of preschool....
#25 - taintedangel (05/30/2013) [-]
"These kids today sitting inside with their video games, when was their age I was outside... killing people in the fresh air."
#50 - Deavas (05/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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not to sound like a badass or anything but...


at my bar mitzva after party at a golf club, i commandeered some dumbass's golf cart and made it roll down a hill and crash.


tfw
#83 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Well lets see here, at age Six I got molested by a hobo wearing a condom laced with LSD. Spent three days tripping balls down in Dallas, woke up on the set of a snuff film...Funny story there, there was a screw-up with the script, and when I came too? Everybody ELSE was dead. Anyway, bummed around the southwest for a few years smuggling Mexicans over the border, somehow ended up sneaking them into Panama, where I got deported back to the USA for accidentally blowing up a Rum brewery. Which is why the Rum is always gone.   
   
Aaaanyway, I ended up in Kansas, and started doing underage gay porn until I was eighteen, at which point I picked up the mask to hide my shame, and my mouth scars, because most gay porn stars have like, elephant 						*****					 or some 						****					.    
   
...Or, yknow, maybe I just had a normal childhood, and wear the mask to pick up bitches...Eh, one of the two, anyway.
Well lets see here, at age Six I got molested by a hobo wearing a condom laced with LSD. Spent three days tripping balls down in Dallas, woke up on the set of a snuff film...Funny story there, there was a screw-up with the script, and when I came too? Everybody ELSE was dead. Anyway, bummed around the southwest for a few years smuggling Mexicans over the border, somehow ended up sneaking them into Panama, where I got deported back to the USA for accidentally blowing up a Rum brewery. Which is why the Rum is always gone.

Aaaanyway, I ended up in Kansas, and started doing underage gay porn until I was eighteen, at which point I picked up the mask to hide my shame, and my mouth scars, because most gay porn stars have like, elephant ***** or some **** .

...Or, yknow, maybe I just had a normal childhood, and wear the mask to pick up bitches...Eh, one of the two, anyway.
#74 - tonythetiger (05/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ha when i was 13 i was squeezing the toothpaste tubes from the middle to front so i can watch as the world crumble before my feet
ha when i was 13 i was squeezing the toothpaste tubes from the middle to front so i can watch as the world crumble before my feet
User avatar #61 - dajokaman (05/31/2013) [-]
When I was 13 I went to disney's website without parents permission.
User avatar #85 - MetalGirafe (05/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was 14 when I had my first plow
#91 to #85 - elcreepo (05/31/2013) [-]
I think we all remember our first plows for the rest of our life.
User avatar #45 - ilovehitler (05/30/2013) [-]
>not killing your parents by the age of eight to absorb their strength
>not hollowing out the corpses and drying the skin
>not keeping the flesh mannequins and listening to their secrets

GOML
#54 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
When I was five, I organized 9/11.
#118 - peptobismalk (05/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Amateurs. When I was 13, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.   
   
...without any milk.
Amateurs. When I was 13, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.

...without any milk.

#67 - zoidz ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Man those bitch kids keep saying they smoke weed all day, grow the **** up and do coke like an adult!
-14
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User avatar #8 - thedarkestrogue (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When i was 13, i bought an xbox and drank coca cola.
User avatar #95 - sabcy (05/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when I was thirteen, I had already created a criminal empire, found and extorted fairies, and saved my father from communists. - Artemis fowl
#76 - deadbyapril (05/31/2013) [-]
By the time I was 4 I had already killed 7 men, maybe you should grow up a little.
#1 - alexandy (05/30/2013) [-]
so hood indeed
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