the story of 5 gum. if you've ever tried 5 gum, you'll understand what i'm talking about.. S gum! its like an orgasm of stimulation in yo mother MOUTH. WARM apr five gum comic comickrew stimulate your anus lol why are You Even Reading this

the story of 5 gum

if you've ever tried 5 gum, you'll understand what i'm talking about.

S gum! its like
an orgasm of
stimulation in yo
mother *******
aproximately 30
seconds later...
Meh. tastes like
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Submitted: 05/26/2010
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User avatar #18 - Rest in pieces (05/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I hate 5 gum. It literally has flavor for less than 30 seconds. After that it's a ball of mushy rubber.

STRIDE FOR LIFE. Get some Stride ******* Shift Gum. Berry to ************* mint. Try it. It'll change your life forever.
#3 - Rekoning (05/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Happen to me once at a bathroom gas station. Gum was real slippery and had no flavor. And stupid asses made it circular like WTF!?!
User avatar #1 - trolllol (05/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
gum is rubber
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User avatar #31 - Toynacious (05/27/2010) [-]
wow wtf 5 GREEN gum does not lose its flavor for like an hour its amazing all you people need to CHILL THE **** OUT

User avatar #2 - comickrew (05/26/2010) [-]
without the sugar, yes
#47 - FullofWin **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
thats exactly how i felt when i tried it
#46 - shadowshudder **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [-]
but you were still TRIPPIN BALLS right?
User avatar #42 - Colinr (05/27/2010) [-]
the bubblegum or whatever flavor is gross
#39 - anonymous (05/27/2010) [-]
The 5s gum React is actually an orgasm in my mouth.

One day in class, a kid asked me if I had any gum. The teacher was out of the room, so I told him that I had the best gum in the entire ******* world. He didn't believe me. I gave him a piece. After a while his eyes got really big. He screamed OMG THIS IS THE BEST ******* GUM EVER!!! I was all, I know, right? Everyone in class heard this, so they I asked me what it tasted like. I scream out IT TASTES LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS HAVING AN ORGASM. That was the second right after the teacher walked in. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #38 - SemiFaKe (05/27/2010) [-]
Its ******* amazing, maybe you just had the worst one, i've had them all b4
#35 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
mmmm 5 gum
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User avatar #33 - SlowpokeAttack (05/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
really? I knew Juicy Fruit was **** , but I like 5.
#32 - eemaan (05/27/2010) [-]
so true
#30 - BriannaVaniity **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Exactly!!! 5 gum and juicy fruit fukin suck ass!!
#29 - CommentMizer **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
WTF? are yall really fighting over gum flavor? Eat a dick then it all tastes the same
User avatar #15 - hiddenpanda (05/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
just like juicy fruit
User avatar #16 to #15 - zevvay (05/27/2010) [-]
5 gum is made by juicy fruit which is why
User avatar #11 - smurfman (05/27/2010) [-]
was it laced with lsd
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