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faggot reddit is doing a contest thing where the most youed comment will be read by Sir Samuel Jackson.
Currently some faggoty inspirational alarm clock monologue is at the top, while the most amazing comment sits in sixth place:
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Submitted: 05/30/2013
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User avatar #5 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That "Alarm clock" ******** is still winning.
#55 - bazda (05/30/2013) [-]
Well, the fact that the hardcore faggotry of the alarm clock post is in first place tells me everything I need to know about Reddit: It's full of fudgepackers.
#57 - zekeon ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I've done my part.   
   
Have you done yours?
I've done my part.

Have you done yours?
#13 - herpesboy (05/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
upvote this too, we need reinforcements from every corner of the internet!
Calling for reinforcements!
User avatar #52 - sinonyx (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MAYBE IF WE HELP THEM, 4CHAN WILL LET US CUDDLE WITH THEM!!
User avatar #76 - vwanyama (05/30/2013) [-]
First time on reddit, pretty sure it will be my last.
User avatar #61 - orx (05/30/2013) [-]
That "alarm clock" **** is the gayest thing I've heard in a long time. It'll be one hell of a ******* shame if that wins.
User avatar #1 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/30/2013) [-]
Did it.
#137 - dudenectar (05/30/2013) [-]
**dudenectar rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Leggins ** This makes my nipples tingle.
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#636 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#146 - funnymanohword (05/30/2013) [-]
I went and checked, that Alarm Clock is literally the gayest thing I have ever read. ******* Reddit is so damn lame when it comes to things like this. They all are into that corny motivation **** . Gotta downvote that **********
User avatar #40 - itsjustmeinca (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i dunno man i like the dolphin one a little better

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what the **** is with these gay ass emoticons?
#280 - cedrock (05/30/2013) [+] (14 replies)
GUYS. You are ******* doing it wrong...Enlarge this picture to learn what to upvote...
Also **** that piece of **** website. Just wanted to make this clear because no one is really helping from funnyjunk...
User avatar #812 - grundo (05/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Everybody here is hating on Reddit despite the fact that 3/4 of our content comes from them...
User avatar #108 - ultimoz (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** , Reddit is so confusing to navigate. WHERES THE NEW PROFILE BUTTON
User avatar #116 to #108 - makonendrak (05/30/2013) [-]
Just click the upvote and it'll prompt you with a pop-up, just found out myself
#115 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Ah yes let's all start sucking 4chan's cock, again.
Why care about 4chan? Let the ******* solve their own problems, they haven't done anything for us in the past.
You know why? Because they hate Funnyjunk. Well I say, let them hate us, but I'm sure as hell not helping them. And if you have any form of braincells in that big head of yours and just a smidge of self respect, you'd do the same.
User avatar #118 to #115 - cedrock (05/30/2013) [-]
Listen here ****** , would you like Samuel L Jackson to say the famous Navy Seals copy pasta monologue in a ******* video? I think all of FJ want that. This is ******* real, this isn't a joke, Samuel L Jackson is going to read the most popular 300 word monologue on that reddit thread. Yesterday the navy seals copy pasta was on top. Now the alarm clock one is on top because of some ******* community who like that **** .
Don't let this happen, this is a 1 time only opportunity and I don't want to hear SLJ say something as ******* dumb as that.
#6 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
******* reddit. Ruining golden opportunities over faggy **** .
#221 to #6 - thisshipdied (05/30/2013) [-]
I saw the thread while it was still new. there were literally HUNDREDS of people posting the Navy Seal copy pasta. Mods deleted nearly every single one.
User avatar #117 - cedrock (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some faggots are downvoting to copy pasta....Yesterday it had over 1200 points...Guys, this is ******* real, just ******* register and upvote the **** out of it...
I don't like reddit but I did an account just for this
#10 - herpesboy (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#1 PRIORITY:

Destroy Teague Chrystie. HIS INFORMATION:
holdenhill@gmail.com

Chrystie, Teague
#1 5227 Caheunga Blvd
N. Hollywood, California 91601
United States
9015533726

MOTIVATION: To get him to delete the post and to cause him suffering.
STRATEGY: Send prostitutes to his home, send drug dealers to his home, and send pizza to his home. Call him and convince him to delete his gayclock contribution and that we won't stop until he does.

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#11 to #10 - herpesboy (05/30/2013) [-]
#2 PRIORITY

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WHY PRIORITIZE CHRYSTIE? Because he's a faggot and will probably delete his contribution if you're... "convincing" enough.

WHY BOTHER WITH ANY OF THIS? Because it's fun.
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