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#32 - fenrirwolfe (05/30/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Fixed?
#108 to #44 - CIS White Male (05/30/2013) [-]
As a Muslim, I tell you that YES he CAN criticize Islam.

Is it a nice thing to make up BS lies about people and claim their religion sanctions punishment of innocent victims when it does not? NO

Just because something is wrong and not nice, does mean that people can't and won't do it.

This is the internet after all. You're not gonna change anything here by being upset about it.

My advice? Get over it buddy.
#110 - gentlemanpyro (05/30/2013) [-]
"Were you raped"
No
"Good for you"
I guess im done here.
#14 - itsalwayslupus (05/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

25 But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and murders a neighbor, 27 for the man found the young woman out in the country, and though the betrothed woman screamed, there was no one to rescue her.

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[c] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

A few things to consider people were married as young as 5 most of the time you were engaged before you were born. If you weren't engaged most likely it was because the other family broke it off which had to be approved (or your family broke it off). Verse 23 says nothing about rape it says they will both be stoned because it was consensual. Yes if you rape an unengaged woman you pay her father a fine, then marry her, and cannot divorce her. No one would want a non virgin for a wife that's just how things were so by forcing the rapist to marry her (rapists wouldn't want to marry her because that means supporting her forever they just wanted sex hence why they raped her they could have married her easily by talking to her dad) she at least won't starve. I know ****** solution to an easy to fix problem good thing Christians don''t follow the old testament anymore and technically never did because Christianity came around in the new testament
#25 - couriersix (05/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is the old testament which is a racist sexist and all around oppressing. The new testament is about kindness, generosity, loyalty to friends, laughter, honesty, spreading love and peace, and getting really pissed and bitch slapping traders in the temple and **** .
#46 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (23 replies)
This is the old testament, you know, from several thousand years ago?
User avatar #60 to #46 - hueyfreeman (05/30/2013) [-]
So is the part about homosexuality being an abomination, but people still quote that one.
#3 - CIS White Male (05/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Picking on Leviticus.
Seriously, it's the easiest book of the bible to make fun of. All it proves is that you haven't actually read any of the book you like to make fun of.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jackoacko (05/29/2013) [-]
"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." - Matthew 5:18 (New International Version)

States that all laws stated in the old testament must be fulfilled, no matter how minute.

"All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness" - 2 Timothy 3:16 (New International Version)
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#84 - nexcell (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
********** below me:

"its old testament its not the word of god, the new testament is the new word of god"

just saying, revising something to conform to a civilization is a form of control, just like laws. did it ever occur to anyone that the bible could have just been the "constitution" for those times? I mean, they needed something, it wasnt called the dark ages for nothing, people were throwing **** at eachother and stoning women for having a thought...
#5 - yentabear (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I bet before more modern science people got quite freaked out when they're pleasing their loves and then **************** there's blood all over their dick
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User avatar #10 to #1 - kwanzalord (05/30/2013) [-]
it's true, some women were killed even though they never had sex.

Though I recall there was one virgin....who somehow got pregnant and she didn't get stoned
User avatar #39 - wardd (05/30/2013) [-]
People can we please stop provoking religious ********** ? Go complain about ponies.
#24 - CIS White Male (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
John 8:7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her."
#109 - teranin ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW an anti-theistic post that didn't get posted by me
MFW an anti-theistic post that didn't get posted by me
#66 - monsterderp (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#142 - thebritishguy (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Although this is old testament and supposedly not valid anymore (there are conflicting verses which say not to ignore it: "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)) for a person to say that God is kind, benevolent and always moral and all that jazz they must also explain how selling your daughter into slavery is a moral act, how killing a rape victim because "they did not cry out", how murdering homosexuals and stoning women who got married but were not virgins were moral acts. They must find a way to say that these things were moral because they were commanded by God, if they come to the conclusion that these things were moral then it is just further proof that religion can make good men justify immoral actions so they have already lost. Which is what I think this quote means: "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
-Steven Weinberg
#140 - matuemco (05/30/2013) [-]
Where you raped?   
No.   
Soon.
Where you raped?
No.
Soon.
#114 - macthemann (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You're an atheist good for you now tell us something funny
#105 - rza (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I always think that God left no proof on purpose. Hence the whole theory of Faith. God made it this way to test our struggles. But once I was in a car crash I flew out the door and I heard an angel and saw it too, Along with the firefighters. Crazy **** man.
User avatar #121 to #105 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I once didn't sleep for several days and started seeing pokemon.
User avatar #62 - flingwing (05/30/2013) [-]
girls that have their hymen passed age 7.. lol

its so ******* fragile it can be broken by doing splits or horseback riding, or something as simple as running.
#34 - CIS White Male (05/30/2013) [-]
Again, laws for the Levites...
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