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an Anonymous (ID / 04/ 14 57 No 448468523
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ppeople began to plan saywhat Ken' s prophet's would come true
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ken wrote abouts black shrouded were baby
cken gees home sack
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deep ands a we , physcally
libel badly 1 and take some blame for ths, buthow? Whatthe even say?
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User avatar #4 - tengustark (05/29/2013) [-]
******* intense.
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/30/2013) [-]
this has got to be one of the best things to have ever come out of 4chan, something inside me wants this to be real.
#30 - 4chan refugee (05/31/2013) [-]
so, when are we killing deb?
#17 - bemmo (05/30/2013) [-]
Dear God.
Dear God.
#16 - jadarrell (05/30/2013) [-]
Satan babies are just so cute though! Why would anyone want to kill one? Opening portals to hell and **** ! God, just adorable!
User avatar #14 - celend (05/30/2013) [-]
10/10 why is this not famous?
#10 - houseofbrick (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#7 - dosburritos (05/29/2013) [-]
how is what
User avatar #29 - LaBarata (05/30/2013) [-]
CAN'T.

STOP.

LAUGHING.
#11 - qosfortyone ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - nylak (05/30/2013) [-]
At first I wanted this to be real (it's pretty fantastic), but upon reading the conclusion, I've changed my mind. This is actually really sad. If true, it's a frightening example of how fragile and open to suggestion the human mind is.
#21 - 4chan refugee (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Never admit anything OP, you may go to jail.
#20 - linkedgamr ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
wat
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#25 - 4chan refugee (05/30/2013) [-]
This should be a movie.
User avatar #19 - Imbtrtenu (05/30/2013) [-]
If this is real this is just... so great.
#12 - 4chan refugee (05/30/2013) [-]
Made my day LOL
User avatar #1 - TheAvenger (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All i think to say is... 0_0
User avatar #3 to #1 - TheAvenger (05/29/2013) [-]
All i can think*
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