Fallout Truth. if you've played New Vegas, you understand... I love crippling deathclaws with the dartgun in fallout 3, it reduces them to a snail's pace so you can kill them slowly and painfully. Also, fun fact that migh
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Fallout Truth

if you've played New Vegas, you understand.

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#13 - hueyfreeman (05/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I love crippling deathclaws with the dartgun in fallout 3, it reduces them to a snail's pace so you can kill them slowly and painfully. Also, fun fact that might help you, Deathclaws can't swim. Jump into some water, and they'll just stand there glaring at you.   
   
mfw raiders watching in awe as I kill a deathclaw with a BB gun
I love crippling deathclaws with the dartgun in fallout 3, it reduces them to a snail's pace so you can kill them slowly and painfully. Also, fun fact that might help you, Deathclaws can't swim. Jump into some water, and they'll just stand there glaring at you.

mfw raiders watching in awe as I kill a deathclaw with a BB gun
#1 - ghouleyed (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #83 - IamEllis (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>need to get through
>didnt level up stealth
>" **** me right?". jpeg
>Use like 7 stealth boys
>get towards the end and not a single death claw in sight
>I pan the camera behind me to find 6 of them sprinting with rape mode enaged
>turned off the xbox
#12 - anotherhaloguy (05/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Not when climb the mountain with an anti-matter rifle and kill the other with a holy hand grenade, that's when the men become smart
#5 - thondercunt (05/29/2013) [-]
i died like a 1000 times at that ****** place...
#57 - thesupervillian (05/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So when i first played NV and got to the part with the deathclaws, i thought i could take them. I had Boone and ED-E with me. I gave it about 3 tries before just trying to run through. The 1st one i tried fighting the deathclaws and Boone just stood there like an asshole and ED-E got knocked out. I then died. 2nd time Boone runs straight into battle leaving me behind and gets knocked out, or so i discover when seeing his body laying on the ground and then getting raped up the ass by the deathclaw. The 3rd i just tried to rock climb my way around. This was working since a deathclaw hit me and launched me rather far up onto a rock. I was safe but my companions seem to have lost me and stopped fighting the deathclaw and ran about halfway around the giant mountain. I then died from a mixture of falling and 5 deathclaws flying through the mountain like ******* batman driving out of the batcave to stop joker from setting off a nuke. Except instead of the joker it was me with only a bat, and instead of batman it may aswell have been Deadpool with a ******* RPG.

So then i decided to run through the road and hope not to die. This only worked 1/20 and i wasted all of my first aid on that one time. ALL OF IT. not just the stimpaks (And i had 50 of them)

To this day i hate Boone for two reasons. His dicking around in that valley and him not leaving his wifes death alone long enough for me to get close enough to Caesar and kill him. Seriously, he dosnt understand how to be sneaky enough to not shoot a ******* legion member on site. Couldnt go anywhere near them with him!

too long didnt read: Boone is a dick and i wish he was raped by Tabitha.
#94 - qazsa (05/30/2013) [-]
MFW bottom left of picture.
#121 - enpootis ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>playing in very hard   
>wearing a good armor   
>see alpha as 						****					 deathclaw   
>shot a mininuke at his 						*******					 head   
>hit   
>not dead   
>comes at me like a bro   
>1hits me
>playing in very hard
>wearing a good armor
>see alpha as **** deathclaw
>shot a mininuke at his ******* head
>hit
>not dead
>comes at me like a bro
>1hits me
User avatar #113 - whycanticaps (05/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've played new vegas, got the level cap, beat the game, yet I've never been here. Is it dlc?
User avatar #122 to #120 - theexo (05/30/2013) [-]
probably through some psychic link from your desire to stay alive
User avatar #50 - Vezmic (05/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The cave with the legendary deathclaw even worse
#173 - richardfitzwell (05/30/2013) [-]
-be me in NV   
-max out Sneak   
-See deathclaws having a circle jerk   
-I feel like having a little giggle   
-Hide a little bit away on a  hill and start taking out their junks   
-Last one falls so I turn around   
- Huge ass mother 						*******					 Jesusclaw starting up the rape train   
- Oh 						****					   
- One swipe sends my flying to Novac while I panic, knowing the inevitable is about to happen   
- I splat   
- MFW
-be me in NV
-max out Sneak
-See deathclaws having a circle jerk
-I feel like having a little giggle
-Hide a little bit away on a hill and start taking out their junks
-Last one falls so I turn around
- Huge ass mother ******* Jesusclaw starting up the rape train
- Oh ****
- One swipe sends my flying to Novac while I panic, knowing the inevitable is about to happen
- I splat
- MFW
User avatar #105 - daftiduck ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
>Be me with Boon and Rex at the little town near the quarry
>Sneak-crit sniping deathclaws with anti-material rifle
>Watching their heads explode
>Hear Boon say: "All mine!" in his boring voice
>Before I even have time to un-scope, Boon's lifeless body flies past my face and the "Boon is unconscious" message pops up
>Hear Rex growl, followed by a lifeless robot dog flying past my face
>Un-scope, thinking it's just a deathclaw and that I can take him
>Alpha male Deathclaw charging towards me
> ****** .jpg
>One hit and my lifeless body flies to join Boon and Rex

I never went back there
#191 - datsheriff (05/30/2013) [-]
> Be me   
> Nearly done with storymode, Lvl 32   
> Don't want to finish the game just yet, have something to take care of   
> Grab Boone, ED-E (Followers of the Apocalypse edition)   
> Head out to Sloan, walk to Quarry Junction   
> makinmywaydowntown   
> Pull out AMR, HP rounds   
> 9001+ rounds later   
> Cleared   
> Boone dead, ED-E dead   
> mfw
> Be me
> Nearly done with storymode, Lvl 32
> Don't want to finish the game just yet, have something to take care of
> Grab Boone, ED-E (Followers of the Apocalypse edition)
> Head out to Sloan, walk to Quarry Junction
> makinmywaydowntown
> Pull out AMR, HP rounds
> 9001+ rounds later
> Cleared
> Boone dead, ED-E dead
> mfw

#186 - ricaboo (05/30/2013) [-]
All you really need to do is get a decent sneak skill along with one of these babies and you'll blast their heads to **** before they even realize you're there.
User avatar #124 - aabbccddeeffgghhii ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I went there once. It was my first day. I was cheery and ready to go. They all told me not to go down I95, but i didnt listen, i was off to New Vegas! So i set of with a song in my heart and a hand full of stolen lunchboxes and headed down I95. It was a sunny day with little resistance when, suddenly, i noticed men running away. I thought nothing of and kept going, thinking the AI was spazzing out. Then, i saw it. Hundreds upon hundreds of Death Claws barreling upon me at top speed. First the children... easy enough, but still tough. Then the larger ones. I dodged them well enough with very small amount of damage, but then came the big burly bastard tunnelling out of the quarry... That son of a bitch hit me so hard i almost flew into the stratosphere. That was the day i realised that Obsidian are sadistic, cruel, people who only want to see their fans suffer...
User avatar #99 - Epicgetguy (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Not killing them all with a Varmint Rifle and a 10mm Pistol

******* casuals
#129 - TRINDADE (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You guys know it exists to stop you from doing a straight walk to new vegas and skip all the Benny chasing part of the story, right?
#82 - itsalwayslupus (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HAWHAWHAW TOO EASY!!! NEXT TIME PUT UP A FIGHT!!!!
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