Choices. . you Become the most powerful Lantern of your chosen corps, and you can do with it as you please you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight And become the
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Choices

you Become the most powerful Lantern of
your chosen corps, and you can do with it
as you please
you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight
And become the apprentice of any
possable Mentor.
you become a student at hogwarts the
same year as Harry Potter first
enrolls.
you become a pokemon Trainer, and
ity given any starter you wish
you are given the Deathnote
you have the one ring, It does not
corrupt you, but the wraith: still
C you are Batman
you may choose your mutant power,
and are a student at xaviers school.
you have the pick of destiny,
and are the greatest rocker of
all time.
you are a Digimon Tamer, and can
have any companion you wish.
you are the guest on sesame street,
and can teach keds anything you wish.
you are a Guest on Game Grumps.
you are now friends with the Dude
Choose Wisely
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#7 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why are some of these choices even here? is there anyone that would give up ANY mutant power, becoming a sith or jedi, being the most powerful lantern, etc, just so they can be a guest on game grumps or teach kids on sesame street? You mean I could be all powerful? Na, I want to teach kids about the letter p.
#34 - chaosnazo (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Choose Pokémon
>Choose Jirachi for starter
>Wish for everything else

You are making it too easy for me.
#52 - mattymc (05/29/2013) [-]
>choose pick of destiny
>become greatest rockstar of all time
> single-handedly revive rock and roll as the most popular genre of music
> party and get laid constantly
>create new golden age of rock
> buy out the record label that owned me
> do philanthropy, using my millions to improve the lives of others
> retire knowing that i made a difference
#64 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guess I didn't really have a choice.....
#46 - nexdemise ONLINE (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Death note.

There's plenty of people that need to die. First page dedicated to the westboro baptist church.
#18 - thesheepguru (05/29/2013) [-]
Gimme the pick any time
#162 - seesaws (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
+3
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#164 - jalthelas (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 2**
#159 - photoninja (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
#157 - reican (05/30/2013) [-]
Pokemon all the way
Pokemon all the way
User avatar #145 - LonelyCamel (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
is there any difference between the Lantern Corps? I know they run off of different emotions or something, but are some stronger than others?
User avatar #147 to #145 - asthmetheus (05/30/2013) [-]
Yellow beats green, blue beats red, red beats yellow, white beats black, orange beats just about everything its pretty powerful but only one is allowed at a time due to the greed, honestly if we're talking able to do whatever I'd go white or green simply due to no negatives if I'm able to do whatever, the greed and rage and need to instill fear would annoy me and I don't wanna be a zombie in black. AND **** INDIGO AND VIOLET.
User avatar #141 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As much as I am a fan of Harry Potter. Nope, The chances of me dying in Hogwarts because of those events... Are high as all hell. The Jedi Knight/Sith Lord sounds cool and all, but the ability to cut your own head off is too high... Im already half Batman, so that's a good choice...

Either Digimon Tamer with Augumon, from Digimon Adventures of course, or Batman.
#134 - klokwork ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
THE MOTHER 						*******					 PICK   
   
'Cause it's the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's 						*******					 insane.   
   
It's just the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.   
   
In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.   
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.   
He met Jables and he taught him well.   
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.   
   
Cock push-ups and the power slide.   
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.   
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.   
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
THE MOTHER ******* PICK

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's ******* insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.

Cock push-ups and the power slide.
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
#99 - tomsophsis (05/30/2013) [-]
i'd phase through walls like a boss.
#57 - cheifadvisoryuri (05/29/2013) [-]
Being on television with a widely viewed network would play very well on my part considering what I do.
#171 - gamgroomps (05/30/2013) [-]
I've never been good at choosing, so I'll let my username choose for me.
#170 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
The one ring; cheerleader locker rooms. That is all.
User avatar #132 - tombombadil (05/30/2013) [-]
Why would I want to enroll the same time as Harry? **** got ****** up hard as soon as he walked in the door.
#109 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [+] (52 replies)
i can't choose between these three, ligthsaber, batman, and the dude. (thought about mutant, but if i were a mutant i would prefer to be deadpool, and he never attended xaviers school, he broke in to sex with the ladies, but he was never a student)   
   
situations-   
1. Jedi/sith Lord- i woukd become a jedi and train until i had mastered all of the light side of the force, then turn dark side. learn from a sith lord. once i had done that i would abandon all of my sith and jedi teachings and create my own code where it mixes the power and longevity of a sith lord, with the humility and peace, and care of the jedi. allowing for compassion and love, but being able to keep emotions out of a deadly situation.   
   
2. always be who you are, unless you can be batman, always be batman   
   
3. it's the dude.   
   
i think there should be one more option, become any video game character of your choosing. i would then choose that one and be death from darksiders 2
i can't choose between these three, ligthsaber, batman, and the dude. (thought about mutant, but if i were a mutant i would prefer to be deadpool, and he never attended xaviers school, he broke in to sex with the ladies, but he was never a student)

situations-
1. Jedi/sith Lord- i woukd become a jedi and train until i had mastered all of the light side of the force, then turn dark side. learn from a sith lord. once i had done that i would abandon all of my sith and jedi teachings and create my own code where it mixes the power and longevity of a sith lord, with the humility and peace, and care of the jedi. allowing for compassion and love, but being able to keep emotions out of a deadly situation.

2. always be who you are, unless you can be batman, always be batman

3. it's the dude.

i think there should be one more option, become any video game character of your choosing. i would then choose that one and be death from darksiders 2
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