Fucking genetics. . SEMI“ B) i, 10, I [HINT GIVE ll Burma' : Poines i] anun, nun annex ,. My "beard" is depressing. But the amount of butt sweat collected from my butt hairs makes it feel like I just shat myself while running. It sucks.
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Fucking genetics

SEMI“ B) i, 10, I [HINT GIVE ll
Burma' : * Poines
i] anun, nun annex ,
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#307 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
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#304 - ironstrike (05/29/2013) [-]
A beard is one of those things you want when you can't have.

I have one, and I contemplate getting rid of it everyday, because I can't shave my head without looking like a skinhead.
#303 - phoenixtc (05/29/2013) [-]
All I can get is a neck beard
User avatar #302 - reaperssprint (05/29/2013) [-]
I can grow a hefty beard but I prefer a goatee with my hairstyle. Thanks to the mixture of genes I have I've grown hair just about everywhere except my back. I just keep the unwanted areas trim at least.
#301 - arrowinurbutt (05/29/2013) [-]
**arrowinurbutt rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at someone really hates gingers. ** I have both.... I love my Jak beard but my ass.....
**arrowinurbutt rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at someone really hates gingers. ** I have both.... I love my Jak beard but my ass.....
#300 - sachonebeef (05/29/2013) [-]
I have both. Hairy Polak genes do that to you...
I have both. Hairy Polak genes do that to you...
User avatar #299 - kingdestructable (05/29/2013) [-]
I regret having a forest on my ass but I have grown these glorious mutton chops that I think are awesome. My mother tells me girls don't like them but when I get noticed by girls it's because of my chops. Mother:0 Me:1
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+3
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#293 to #291 - robotrone (05/29/2013) [-]
I DO THAT BUT THEY JUST GROW BACK SO FAAAST!
I DO THAT BUT THEY JUST GROW BACK SO FAAAST!
#290 - crazyoljew (05/29/2013) [-]
glad i have both
glad i have both
#289 - polelick (05/29/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
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#285 to #282 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
You're suppose to, that's what a punchline is for.
#269 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
the way my facial hair grows naturally makes me look like Leon Trotsky .
User avatar #287 to #269 - keiishiyama (05/29/2013) [-]
You poor, Bolshevik bastard.
User avatar #264 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I don't have a beard or ass hair
I have a ******* jungle on my dick though and it needs shaved
User avatar #263 - Jewssassin ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I got both!
#262 - pwnfrnzy (05/29/2013) [-]
19 years old and still waiting for the beard I have always wanted. All I have is some hairs growing around the sides but nothing on my shin and very small blonde hair where my glorious stache should be.
Wat do FJ?
User avatar #279 to #262 - italianfrosttroll (05/29/2013) [-]
shave yes, but it doesn't actually make your hair grow back thicker, that hair is coming anyway. It just gets rid of the peach fuzz so one it does grow it looks better. And for the sharp object part, don't worry about it if you cut yourself itl just pinch a bit.
User avatar #273 to #262 - Gandalfthewhite (05/29/2013) [-]
shave anyway, it might help it grow through thicker.
User avatar #277 to #273 - pwnfrnzy (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm scared of sharp objects.
But Gandalf and his glorious beard must know best.

Razor or electric shaver?
User avatar #278 to #277 - Gandalfthewhite (05/29/2013) [-]
id say razor, closest shave you'll get without various electric attachments
User avatar #270 to #262 - silentnigga (05/29/2013) [-]
what is your ethnicity
User avatar #274 to #270 - pwnfrnzy (05/29/2013) [-]
White/Caucasian.
Most of my genetics point to Germany though, my other minors would be Irish, Scottish, Italian, Swedish, and Polish.
User avatar #267 to #262 - pwnfrnzy (05/29/2013) [-]
Just noticed a typo, "shin" was supposed to be "chin".
User avatar #265 to #262 - Jewssassin ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Dude, you're probably not going to grow a beard, sorry.
#256 - creosote (05/29/2013) [-]
I had no idea people referred to their ass hairs as " ***** ," I thought that was reserved for wiener hair.
User avatar #286 to #256 - italianfrosttroll (05/29/2013) [-]
My theory is that any hair you get in puberty is a pube, so technically a beard is made of ***** . But I might be completely wrong.
#258 to #256 - creosote (05/29/2013) [-]
That wasn't the picture I meant to post...
That wasn't the picture I meant to post...
#261 to #258 - gigglesthegreat (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh **** , it's Mr. Creosote!
#266 to #261 - creosote (05/29/2013) [-]
Fetch me another bucket!
Fetch me another bucket!
#271 to #266 - gigglesthegreat (05/29/2013) [-]
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
#280 to #271 - creosote (05/29/2013) [-]
I couldn't eat ano-
User avatar #253 - vanoreo (05/29/2013) [-]
tfw first signs of pigmentation in my beard
Finally
#252 - ghouleyed (05/29/2013) [-]
I got my first Mustaches at the age of 12 and beard started growing when i was 16.

But now i have to shave everyday since it tries to grow too fast and take over my face like Alexander the Great did to the Europe.
#260 to #252 - tehphire (05/29/2013) [-]
I don't believe Alexander attempted conquest of Europe. Asia more likely.
User avatar #268 to #260 - ghouleyed (05/29/2013) [-]
Thx for the correction i meant the continent just remembered it wrong.
User avatar #272 to #268 - ghouleyed (05/29/2013) [-]
EurAsia* Since he didn't only conquer asia but mostly.
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