Woman Eggs. . kevin rices: if you solnl all your eggs you make . 2 mien your uterus is Worth . 2 mien attend nutsack is Worth like 25 and halt DEL" I JUST REALI
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Woman Eggs

kevin rices:
if you solnl all your eggs you make . 2 mien
your uterus is Worth . 2 mien
attend nutsack is Worth like 25 and halt DEL"
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A
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User avatar #5 - toxickooties (05/29/2013) [+] (44 replies)
Sooooo who wants to buy my uterus?





After I have at least one child of my own.
User avatar #15 - drastronomy (05/29/2013) [-]
well, a ballsack is like a money engine....just whack it for free money until you run empty. Then just wait until the next day...
#11 - harshy (05/29/2013) [-]
$3.2 billion!
$3.2 billion!
#24 - dashgamer (05/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Actually, I just recently got accepted into a sperm donation program, and they are paying me $500 a month for a commitment from six months to a year. And, when you think about it, the reason eggs are so expensive is because you can't just wank them out of your body.
#83 - tinglyturtletaint (05/29/2013) [-]
3.2 billion for eggs? you've gotta be yolking.
3.2 billion for eggs? you've gotta be yolking.
User avatar #22 - tumuchsugar (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This post brought all the girls to the yard.
#51 - xsap (05/29/2013) [+] (18 replies)
actually your testicles are worth way more.
some sperm banks pay you 200$ per donation.
lets calculate how much money you could make if you started donating from the age of 18 to 60, twice a day.

60-18 = 42 years
42 * 12 = 504 months
504 * 30 = 15120 days
15120 * 2 = 30240 donations
30240 * 200 = 6,048,000$

Your balls are worth 6 billion dollars...
#93 - sweetellie (05/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What would a man's life be like he actually got his ballsack removed and just gave them to science..? Would it change anything?
What would a man's life be like he actually got his ballsack removed and just gave them to science..? Would it change anything?
User avatar #96 to #93 - schneidend (05/29/2013) [-]
Your body would produce a lot less testosterone. You would gain weight in terrible places, and generally be less assertive/aggressive.
#66 - whatsbutthurt (05/29/2013) [-]
**whatsbutthurt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at diffiCULT decission ** MFW i dont have a 3.2 billion dollar uterus.
**whatsbutthurt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at diffiCULT decission ** MFW i dont have a 3.2 billion dollar uterus.
#37 - anonomysmonkey (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Just BTW.
Men: you can sell your testicles to science for $80,000 each.
#20 - vaginismus (05/29/2013) [-]
Shiiiiit... Where can I sell my uterus? I'm satisfied with even a few millions
User avatar #8 - evilanakie ONLINE (05/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
time to sell!
i dont want no ************* kids
User avatar #103 - mjformj (05/29/2013) [-]
It's like they're ******** out pearls!
User avatar #19 - imahugecunt (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god. I should totally sell them.

It's not like I even want a ******* kid. Dammit mum, I'm not giving you fgtandchildren.
User avatar #149 - mrgoodlove (05/29/2013) [-]
I'd be pretty damn pissed if $8000 just went into a ******* pad too, but I guess that's how a lot of people who own Ipads feel huh.
User avatar #117 - srskate (05/29/2013) [-]
you forgot, someone must want those eggs, and no one wants your genetics if you browse tumblr or funnyjunk
#3 - fefe (05/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
the real amount would be about 3.5 million. 8000 $ per egg times 12 eggs a year times an average of 37 years of furtility
User avatar #13 to #3 - abiku (05/29/2013) [-]
Women are actually born with approximately 1.5 million oocytes, which all have a chance to fully develop into eggs. only about 400 are released in a lifetime because many simply degenerate before they aree fully formed. Potentially still sellable, I believe. So it reallly could be in the billions.

if you stole the eggs from a baby's ovaries..
User avatar #113 - jouten (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How much did Yahoo pay for this site again?
#157 - Cambro (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There is actually a large ethical debate going on right now about how ethical it is for women to be able to sell their eggs. Many college girls, hurting for money, get hired as egg donors by doctors. The doctors give the girl hormones to produce an insane amount of eggs (so much so she some times hurts from the swelling) and then they scoop them back out. The entire process takes about a month and the girl can walk away with anywhere between $2000 and $6000. While this a great monetary gain, some ethicists and feminists wonder if this is egg prostitution.
User avatar #17 - subbajubba (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
get your period
push blood in a vial
egg will be covered in blood but it will be in the vial.
Sell your egg for 8 ******* thousand dollars!!
#28 to #17 - zafara (05/29/2013) [-]
Actually, your egg desolves before it comes out in the period, so you would just be giving the doctors a vial of period blood and a useless dissolved egg. I don't think any real doctor asides from scientists who want to study period blood are going to buy your vial. Unless you went to a third world country where the doctors aren't as educated.
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