Xbox One gets you drink drank drunk. 100% OC . it XBOXING PRESS CONFERENCE i: i) ilgili: let a bouble of friends together or do it alone. whatever thtats vow ma eat a Dick
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Xbox One gets you drink drank drunk

100% OC *****

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it XBOXING
PRESS CONFERENCE
i: i) ilgili:
let a bouble of friends together or do it alone.
whatever thtats vow mat. than a nettle or two of
Hour taverns minor. Pull no the Klimt one reveal
online. [let ready to net weer melting drunk.
RIMS
1. When the word "television" or "" is staid, tality a shot.
2. When the word "shorts" is , a shot.
3. When the Tall of until" is sald, taitaa a shot.
That' s it.
Have tun. trv not to rage at the ********* at
Microsoft. and don' t worry... You should only
have a mild ease of cirrhosis of the liver hit
the time vows done.
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Submitted: 05/28/2013
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User avatar #31 - wacemindu (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
here's the designated driver's version of the game.



When they mention the word "game" take one shot
User avatar #8 - Maroon (05/28/2013) [-]
No thanks, I don't feel like dying of alcohol poisoning
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (05/29/2013) [-]
Bonus Level:
Whenever 'Next Gen' is mentioned take a shot
Whenever 'Graphics' are mentioned take a shot
Whenever anything actually cool is mentioned, drink a pint of water

If you are sober at the end you either have an alcohol problem or are watching the wrong launch video.
#28 - awesomanium (05/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Half of the **** hasn't been confirmed. You're just raging at Microsoft because they're including TV and sports as well as games.
What's that I hear you say, Jimmy?
"But Awesomanium, the Xbox won't have games"?
That's where you're wrong, Jimmy, you ******* retard.
15 exclusives in the first year and $1 billion invested into companies to develop more games for the Xbox One. That sounds like quite a few games.
#32 to #28 - tynerd (05/29/2013) [-]
What the 						****					, man? We don't want a home entertainment system, called "Xbox", we want a game console, focused on games, games, and games.If I want to watch TV, I will switch to TV.If I want to watch sports, I switch to sport channels.Oh my god, only if I could watch TV without telling it to my console.Yeah, why not a new Xbox Live, with enhanced social features on games?
What the **** , man? We don't want a home entertainment system, called "Xbox", we want a game console, focused on games, games, and games.If I want to watch TV, I will switch to TV.If I want to watch sports, I switch to sport channels.Oh my god, only if I could watch TV without telling it to my console.Yeah, why not a new Xbox Live, with enhanced social features on games?
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User avatar #3 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like how everybody hates microsoft because of the tv and sports and ****
how is that a bad thing?
It's not like you have to use it unlike the kinect....
User avatar #9 to #3 - xladeterinas (05/29/2013) [-]
Honestly the region lock aside, let's look at the fact that the only thing they brought to a "Gaming Console" reveal that was remotely related to gaming was pre-rendered graphics and "AI" that existed back in Super Mario 64 (you know, the fish swimming away when you're close)...oh and the almost promise that the one thing you'll feel any emotional attachment to during the campaign will die (likely saving your ass from some unlikely scenario as is want to happen in Call of Duty campaigns).

It's not the fact that they have TV and Sports connectivity, rather they seemed intent to show us these as the cornerstones to a gaming console and not bring any games to the party.

It'd be like revealing a new type of flash drive that allows exponentially more data to be stored that will be standard in the next couple years (and I'm talking like a straight jump from 16GB to 16TB just for illustration purposes) and instead of focusing on the amount that you're increasing you instead just talk about the fact that it can easily interface with USB 1.0, 2.0, AND 3.0 ports and don't actually make any mention of the size increase.
#29 - buriedstpatrick (05/29/2013) [-]
Better yet, try "Experience" and "Content".

>mfw Microsoft conference.
#47 - clechyl (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Going to be hard.
#11 - missjessicaparker (05/29/2013) [-]
And another drinking game.
Take a shot whenever they say something about an actual video game and not T.V. or sports.
Have fun being sober.
User avatar #10 - travismackie (05/29/2013) [-]
They forgot whenever Skype is mentioned.
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (05/28/2013) [-]
Or do it with this clip, and save yourself some time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
User avatar #50 - mooghens ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Hardcore version: In addition to abovementioned, whenever the words "content" or "experience" in either singular or plural are said, take a shot.
#46 - twistedtheturtle (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't know everyone hated innovation...
#48 to #46 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
phailtroll
#36 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you'd die of alcohol poisoning in the first 30 seconds.

however if you think your cool dissing xbox you should know they own you completely regardless of what you buy or use.

just look at SKYPE owned and operated by Microsoft since 2011
#1 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
If you have Liver Failure, you lose.
A lot of people will be losing from this, though.
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