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Sleep with 4 Victoria' s Secret h
models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
t ', ' Victoria' s Secret models and
I _ have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Always have a '
popcorn kernel 1
in your throat
OR have
forever?
Wipe with
sandpaper...
OR Saran
wrap?
WIU/ Ilk
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell.
OR have everyone
hink you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Have the ability to M
fly, but every time i
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
Work your dream job
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive _
DR sit naked in a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
Fall down every
staircase you _ J'
come across...
OR shut your
I hand in every door
you open?
...
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User avatar #6 - traelos (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dream job with no wages.

My dream job is playing video games while getting a blowjob as somebody stuffs $100 bills into my pockets that I get to keep.
User avatar #9 - monstersz (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fly naked.
Not even gonna give it a second thought.
Fly naked.
#5 - heafi (05/28/2013) [-]
> be invisible
> sneak into tv studio every time some universality hated person is interviewed
> psychic effect forces them to talk **** about me
> everyone thinks I must be a pretty cool guy
> become famous
> profit
#33 - tekoronia (05/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Sleep with them. My memories and my experience matters to me, not to the world.   
2. Popcorn kernel, I think I could get used to it.   
3. Somehow Saran wrap sounds better.   
4. Smell it myself, I would get used to it. It's actually pretty amazing what you can get used to.   
5. Fly naked because 						****					 yeah.   
6. Dream job. It's more or less what I'm planning anyway, and I think it will give me more happiness than money can. Especially with the risk of going insane...   
7. James Earl Jones I guess.   
8. Shut my hand in every door, seems less dangerous.
1. Sleep with them. My memories and my experience matters to me, not to the world.
2. Popcorn kernel, I think I could get used to it.
3. Somehow Saran wrap sounds better.
4. Smell it myself, I would get used to it. It's actually pretty amazing what you can get used to.
5. Fly naked because **** yeah.
6. Dream job. It's more or less what I'm planning anyway, and I think it will give me more happiness than money can. Especially with the risk of going insane...
7. James Earl Jones I guess.
8. Shut my hand in every door, seems less dangerous.
#55 - davvi (05/29/2013) [-]
sounds like 9-hour faps every day for me
#2 - crazyolitis (05/28/2013) [-]
I would like to fly naked, so they can see my raging boner.

Get it? because the pic? eh? No? Okay then.
#37 - villagekid (05/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
1) Sleep with the models, don't need fame.
2) Cheeto-fingers forever, deliciousness whenever I want and wear gloves when needed.
3) Sandpaper, use the backside to wipe (if it's not double-sided, in which case saran wrap).
4) Smell a fart all day, get used to it and not have to worry about people thinking you smell like **** .
5) Be invisible and beat the **** out of them every time they bring up my name.
6) Sit in the white room, sleep in there after nights of doing whatever I want with the $5 million, and quit and pursue dreams when enough wealth amassed.
7) Morgan Freeman, then I could make it a movie and profit.
8) Shut my hand in every door, make sure I have gloves on at all times due to cheeto fingers, win-win (and falling down the stairs hurts like a b*tch...)
That is all....
#121 - angelusprimus (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Combine two things and you get awesome one.
Sit naked in empty room from 9-5 while Morgan freeman narrates your life. So you just sit there and think of your past and Morgan Freeman is telling you your own best memories.
And you get paid 5 mil a year.
#53 - eminesser (05/29/2013) [-]
just turn day and night around so from monday to saturday 8 to 5 you're fast asleep, problem solved and you're rich
#162 - leredspy (05/29/2013) [-]
Sleep in white room. Spend money on equipment to fight crime at night.
Become Batman.
User avatar #127 - asianthatfailsmath (05/29/2013) [-]
Don't sleep with the models because if the word gets out I lured 4 Victorians secret models to sleep with me without the use of roofies, girls will wonder if i have god like sexual prowess, then proceed to sleep with me, thus giving me infinite sex. (they'll be disappointed though)
#71 - jonnyfunk (05/29/2013) [-]
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**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Batshit Crazy Amy ** some of these are just idiotic
User avatar #126 - dreigamos (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sleep with the models. Who gives a **** what everyone else thinks? you did it with four models.
Popcorn Kernel, I think i could get used to it, and i hate sticky/icky fingers
Saran Wrap, i could work my way around it.
Smell a fart all the time, be like your own breath; you'd eventually get used to it and wouldn't notice it.
Naked. It'd be epic to fly, plus i could fly high enough no-one could see me and blow my load onto some one in a city, or **** in an annoying neighbors chimney.
Empty room, i would go into my own mind for boredom, and only have to do it a couple years, then quit.
Morgan freeman. No doubt about it.
Stairs, not too many sets of stairs everywhere, but there are always doors. Plus i'd rather suffer a few bruises than ruin my hands. Y'know for masturbating and stuff
#103 - neoexdeath (05/29/2013) [-]
It was a tough call, but I managed to talk them down to six million if they gave me a desk, a laptop, and a fat Asian whore to linger under the desk for the duration of the work day.
User avatar #93 - bemmo ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Sleep with the models - No-one would ******* believe me even if I told them, so who cares.
Cheeto-fingers - Permanent flavour attached to your fingers, and you can wear gloves if you have to.
Wipe with sandpaper - Clingfilm would still feel unpleasant, and at least sandpaper would actually work.
Smell a fart all day - Get used to the smell/ stop giving a **** / grow to like it (if you're into that...)
Be invisible - Flying when naked would be ******* freezing. Ignore the **** talkers, then materialise next to them to scare them ******** .
White room - Accumulate cash and interest while living life 5 onwards and on sundays, eventually retire with so much money you can live off the interest.
Morgan Freeman - Personal taste
Fall down staircases - Eventually get strengthened bone structure from repeated microfractures, impress friends by falling down stairs and just shaking it off. Or you could just use ramps.
#22 - tokitoki (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sure, why not.
- If I were attracted to women, I'd sleep with them. Since I'm not, I'd rather hear what they have to say.
- Cheeto fingers, because gloves are a thing.
- Saran wrap.
- I'd rather smell it, because I have enough social problems without smell like **** .
- Fly naked. It's a win-win.
- Dream job
- Morgan Freeman
- Fall down staircases.
#100 - schrodngrscat (05/29/2013) [-]
I think I could choose for a couple of them. As for the rest...
I think I could choose for a couple of them. As for the rest...
User avatar #98 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Whats the relevance of being naked in the EMPTY room if there's no one around?
User avatar #92 - tripscausedthis (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stay at home all day and masturbate for welfare,

Or sit in a white room 4 days a week and masturbate for $5M a year......

at least if i choose the second one I can go home and do the first as well.
User avatar #79 - drastronomy (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who the **** would choose NOT to sleep with the models?

srs
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