Prostitution. . ID!) NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WHY SHOULD it BE ILLEGAL? SELLING IS LEGAL! i ...FUCKONG IS LEGAL! WHY ISN' T SELLING FUCKING LEGAL'?!?. Drinking is Legal. Driving is Legal. why isn't driving while drinking legal? It doesn't work that way, that's why. george carlin prostitution
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User avatar #1 - joshofsouls
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Drinking is Legal.
Driving is Legal.
why isn't driving while drinking legal?

It doesn't work that way, that's why.
#73 to #1 - anon id: a4c80751
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Ah, but drunk driving is a danger to others on the road.


Is paid sex dangerous for others? No.
#74 to #73 - anon id: 08a2353b
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The way it's set up now, it is. Do you really think prostitution is safe?
User avatar #175 to #74 - bulbakip
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safe for the people doing it, no. Safe for me ******* about my regular life, yes. I have not in any way been affected by two other people ******* for money.
#92 to #1 - anon id: 412e99b6
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Maybe because ******* and buying (person to person) involves only 2 people with their consent and neither of that that, separate or combined (which would be a case with prostitution legalized and talking about legal brothels) actually poses threat to other people health or life (that are not involved in actual action), which does not apply to yours example, because it posses a threat of injury or death to any one that you might meet in yours way...

Have a nice day.
#116 to #1 - anon id: 5eede581
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I get your point, but it's not really fair to compare because, generally speaking, having sex doesn't kill people.
#186 to #116 - anon id: 46579365
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what kind of boring sex do you have?
#152 to #1 - anon id: a516124b
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The government shouldn't tell us what to do with our bodies. Prostitution isn't going to hurt those who don't do it. As to where drinking and driving will hurt those who don't. **** off.
#169 to #1 - bulbakip
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That's the worst argument ever. Drink driving can kill someone. prostitution is just awesome. plus, it has consenting adults. also! prostitution is legal in many other countries. AND it's the oldest profession in history.    
   
Just because YOU don't want to **** a prostitute doesn't make it okay to make it illegal. I can't believe this is top comment. losing my faith in humanity.
That's the worst argument ever. Drink driving can kill someone. prostitution is just awesome. plus, it has consenting adults. also! prostitution is legal in many other countries. AND it's the oldest profession in history.

Just because YOU don't want to **** a prostitute doesn't make it okay to make it illegal. I can't believe this is top comment. losing my faith in humanity.
User avatar #181 to #169 - joshofsouls
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Man, so many angry people.
User avatar #174 to #1 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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It was supposed to be a joke, not a serious argument. He is a comedian after all.
User avatar #11 to #1 - rifee
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(05/28/2013) [-]
That comparrison doesn't really work as well as you think
User avatar #139 to #1 - Spitfirex
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Because i never heard of "10 dead in horrible accident of Prostitution".
#156 to #139 - blanketandpillow
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Besides for like, the abusive pimps....
User avatar #45 to #1 - superafromanxd
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I kinda get what your trying to say but when it comes down to it courtship in general is prostitution, you find someone you want to mate with, possibly go on a few dates then finally have sex. Now if your goal was to have sex in a sense you have just paid for sex just had to wait for it to be delivered
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/28/2013) [-]
are you sure that george carlin, the comedian, was being completely serious?
#5 to #2 - anon id: fc5ce581
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Comedy can and is being used to further political agendas.
He may have exaggerated, but he probably thinks it shouldn't be illegal
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#3 to #2 - schnizel
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Right as rain.
#25 to #1 - reptilian
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Sodium is poisonous.
Chlorine is poisonous.
Why isn't Sodium Chloride poisonous?
#66 to #25 - albodude
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(05/28/2013) [-]
Hydrogen burns. H
Oxygen helps burning. O2
But why H2O (water) doesnt burn?
User avatar #93 to #66 - ponieskilledmyacc
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****, now I will spend the whole day thinking about it.
WHY?!
#114 to #66 - anon id: 47ca58ee
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Because burning 2 H and O makes H2O. Thats like asking why ashes dont burn so well anymore. Because it already has.
#23 - toastableduckling
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Going to school is legal.
Shooting at a shooting range is legal.
Why isn't shooting at a school legal?
User avatar #32 to #23 - wernstrom
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Because murder is illegal.

Try harder, faggot.
#33 to #32 - toastableduckling
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I never said you would be shooting at people. I just said "Shooting at a school".
User avatar #36 to #33 - wernstrom
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True.

But aren't guns only illegal at schools because the school itself prohibits them? and also, you can't just walk around shooting your gun, anyway.
#37 to #36 - toastableduckling
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That's why I said it was illegal.
User avatar #176 to #37 - wernstrom
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You never said anything about it being illegal, da fuq
#177 to #176 - toastableduckling
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"Why isn't shooting at a school legal?"
That implies that it is not legal (illegal).
User avatar #178 to #177 - wernstrom
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yeah, but that's obvious and a bit irrelevant to what Carlin was getting at.

PLus it was a joke.

PLus, i like your pictures.
#60 to #23 - anon id: 1526df67
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public disturbance is not legal
#64 to #60 - toastableduckling
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Neither is prostitution.
Neither is prostitution.
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#68 to #23 - xheavymetalx
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... maybe because the school is not a ******* shooting range...?
#79 to #68 - toastableduckling
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Obviously I was not being serious when I wrote that comment.
#153 to #23 - anon id: a516124b
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That's a bad example of the joke. Possible ********* brewer
User avatar #50 to #23 - yunablade
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>Masturbation is legal
> being in public areas is legal
> Why is masturbating in pblic illegal?


>Driving with a license is legal
>Drinking when over the age of 21 is legal
>Why is driving drunk illegal?


>******* is legal
>Climbing up a tree is legal
>Why is clibing on a tree then ******** the cars that pass by like a giant pidgeon-man illegal?

(I like where this thread is going)
#49 - fleszar
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babies are legal
eating is legal
eating babies is illegal
#86 to #49 - anon id: c21f6d73
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I have a modest proposal for you....
User avatar #120 to #49 - nighthit
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Some babies aren't legal in China.
User avatar #61 to #49 - fuckallnamesrtaken
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WAIT! YOUR TELLING ME IT ILLEGAL!?
#53 - worstposter
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knives are legal
butts are legal
people are legal
but inserting knives in peoples butts is illegal
User avatar #62 to #53 - fuckallnamesrtaken
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Say who?
User avatar #130 to #53 - vonspyder
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Not true. You just need a license and a willing participant. Just ask your local Proctologist. They insert knives into people's butts all the time. Make damned good money doing it too.
#106 to #53 - albaniantroller
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User avatar #9 - nastoy
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Well, in Denmark it's legal to be a prostitute, just as long as you don't work for someone as a prostitute.
Fx. a girl wanna be a prostitute, she can actually just hang a sign outside her door saying, sex for money or something like that.
But having a guy owning a building, where he have girls hired as prostitutes (or forced), then it's illegal.

Most likely ain't like that elsewhere, but that's how it works here.
User avatar #18 to #9 - tylosaurus
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Selling is illegal too if you don't pay the taxes of what you sell.
As far as I'm concerned.
User avatar #24 to #18 - nastoy
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That is true, but only if it's your main source of income, which basically means having it as an official job.
But if you have a job, and sell yourself on the side, they can't demand tax for it, as long as the income does not go above your income at your job.
User avatar #26 to #24 - tylosaurus
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Uhm, wut?
I do believe it's illegal to sell anyways, as it is a form of job.
da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sort_arbejde
User avatar #31 to #26 - nastoy
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The link you've put here is only about illegal work, it does not specify anything about prostitution.
The word is litterally not even mentioned
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User avatar #58 to #31 - tylosaurus
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Ah, so it doesn't count as "sort arbejde" since it can't be a profession/job or anything like that.
User avatar #19 to #9 - shadesofbacon
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That's how it is in the UK too
#27 to #9 - anon id: 1cec31e4
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Brothels are legal in the eastern states of Australia, but illegal in the west (Whilst prostitution is legal throughout).
#56 to #9 - anon id: 9279d854
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Heh in Sweden it's legal to sell sex, but illegal to buy sex.
User avatar #39 to #9 - pappathethird
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Also, we can **** animals if we like
#42 to #39 - nastoy
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Indeeed
#40 - quazyjash
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Just record it and say you're making porn.
#140 - froggets
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******* is legal
Having kids is legal
Having kids with you own kids is illegal
User avatar #128 - icameheretotroll
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******** is legal
Going in a library is legal
******** in a library should be legal
User avatar #132 to #128 - mummyslittlebitch
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. . . it is
#134 to #132 - icameheretotroll
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#135 to #134 - icameheretotroll
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#136 to #135 - icameheretotroll
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#52 - unknownprofile
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CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT CAN NOT CONTROL PROSTITUTION & THE INFECTION RATE WOULD INCREASE DRAMATICALLY.
User avatar #131 to #52 - vonspyder
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Not at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Regulation has made it perfectly safe.
User avatar #171 to #52 - bulbakip
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Infections increase with illegal prostitution. Brothels provide a safer enviroment for the prostitute because they can check their clients for disease and safely turn away clients who have diseases.
#67 to #52 - apocalypseboyz
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Amsterdam.
Amsterdam.
#21 - yourociroll
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It's legal here.

I know from experience
#78 to #21 - anon id: 08a2353b
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Yes and no: "In Canada, the buying and selling of sexual services are legal, but most surrounding activities, such as public communication for the purpose of prostitution, brothels and procuring are offences under the law."

So, sex for money is legal. Its getting that arrangement that can be difficult to achieve without breaking any laws.