Prostitution. . ID!) NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WHY SHOULD it BE ILLEGAL? SELLING IS LEGAL! i ... IS LEGAL! WHY ISN' T SELLING LEGAL'?!?. Drinking is Legal. Driving is Legal. why isn't driving while drinking legal? It doesn't work that way, that's why. george carlin prostitution
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User avatar #1 - joshofsouls (05/28/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Drinking is Legal.
Driving is Legal.
why isn't driving while drinking legal?

It doesn't work that way, that's why.
#23 - toastableduckling (05/28/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Going to school is legal.
Shooting at a shooting range is legal.
Why isn't shooting at a school legal?
#49 - fleszar (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
babies are legal
eating is legal
eating babies is illegal
#53 - worstposter (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
knives are legal
butts are legal
people are legal
but inserting knives in peoples butts is illegal
User avatar #9 - nastoy ONLINE (05/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Well, in Denmark it's legal to be a prostitute, just as long as you don't work for someone as a prostitute.
Fx. a girl wanna be a prostitute, she can actually just hang a sign outside her door saying, sex for money or something like that.
But having a guy owning a building, where he have girls hired as prostitutes (or forced), then it's illegal.

Most likely ain't like that elsewhere, but that's how it works here.
#40 - quazyjash (05/28/2013) [-]
Just record it and say you're making porn.
#140 - froggets (05/28/2013) [-]
******* is legal
Having kids is legal
Having kids with you own kids is illegal
User avatar #128 - icameheretotroll (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
******** is legal
Going in a library is legal
******** in a library should be legal
#52 - unknownprofile (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#67 to #52 - apocalypseboyz (05/28/2013) [-]
#21 - yourociroll (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's legal here.

I know from experience
#148 - waffies (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**** yeah Nevada!
User avatar #143 - esmebuffay (05/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What i really don't understand is how prostitution isn't legal yet porn is. It's morally the same thing, people having sex in exchange for money, just because both people get paid it's legal. If one's legal the other should be as well.
User avatar #146 to #144 - esmebuffay (05/28/2013) [-]
But they tax legal brothels and make sure everyone's clean, so why not just do that everywhere?
#119 - rprzombie (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #94 - mutzaki (05/28/2013) [-]
I think you should make it legal, but only in whore houses. And then you can make them as non-sleezy as possible, where the whores are treated well, and are checked up regularily for STD's and so forth. As long as said whore houses are placed kinda out of the way, so to speak, I don't see why they wouldn't exist.
User avatar #51 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Why don't we just set it up like it is in Australia. Where you can't buy a streetwalking hooker but you can go to a brothel where they have security for the women, and they're screened for std's regularly.
User avatar #41 - areo0420 (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

America claims to be "separated from Church," but some of our laws are only there due to religious factors.

For a medical procedure, the patient must have legal consent. To give legal consent, one must be in the proper frame of mind. According to religious beliefs (with some grounding in psychology, but even psychology provides limitations to this rule), a person in the right frame of mind wants to live. Due to this, Physician Assisted suicide is illegal.

Let's get real here though... when it comes right down to it, no "fact" is every really logical. Even the simplest of things doesn't make sense when evaluated.

1+1=2. Why does it work?
because if you add 1 to 1, you get two.
circular reasoning

What goes up, comes down.
why? because Gravity.
What's Gravity?
If you said anything to do with it being a force, you're wrong. Gravity has instantaneous effect on other objects from a distance, something a force (as defined by Newton) cannot do.
User avatar #47 to #41 - HarvietheDinkle (05/28/2013) [-]
Gravity most certainly does not have an instantaneous effect.

Example: If the sun disappeared, the waves associated with gravity would take more than 8 minutes to get there (slower than the speed of light), and the earth would keep rotating around the now-gone sun for those 8 minutes. When the effect of the lost gravity is felt after 8 minutes, then and only then will it fly off in a tangential orbit.
User avatar #13 - nimba (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In UK selling sex is legal ;)
#15 to #13 - kalendric (05/28/2013) [-]
you lucked out there.

seeing how it's the only way you'll ever get any
User avatar #70 - ctenop (05/28/2013) [-]
If it was legal there'd be more legit whorehouses, with no diseases and the women are treated safely, and have security. It's either this and have them addicted to drugs, beaten, killed etc. Actually a good idea to at least make whorehouses legal?
User avatar #48 - yunablade (05/28/2013) [-]
I think this is more of a health issue.

As it is prostitution is a bit shady, and many people that would use the "service" don't do it because it's illegal and frowned upon.

Making it legal (or more available) will increase it's demand, and would increase the risk in the population to adquire an STD.

I think america has enought economic loses caused by the diabetes and obesity in their population to now add a new pandemic of dumb ass 18+ kids getting STD for hiring hookers every friday night.
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