Employee of the month. . I' m at the gym the other day and I hear this from an older man, not in the best physical condition, who asked the trainer: as u I want
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Employee of the month

I' m at the gym the other day and I hear this from an older man,
not in the best physical condition, who asked the trainer:
as u
I want to impress that beautiful tph over there.
Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside the gym."
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#10 - nervaaurelius (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In this case an ass
#31 - manirock (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#17 - fecal (05/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I always annoys me so much that when people think of a funny yoke they make up some kind of 			********		 scenario where they heard somebody say it in real life or when they said it themselves. I mean the joke is ok but this is just such obvious 			********		 I can't even enjoy it anymore
I always annoys me so much that when people think of a funny yoke they make up some kind of ******** scenario where they heard somebody say it in real life or when they said it themselves. I mean the joke is ok but this is just such obvious ******** I can't even enjoy it anymore
#22 - inbardo (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#5 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine
>ATM Machine
>Automated Teller Machine Machine
#37 to #5 - pollepolle ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
> ATM has three letters
> 3
> Half-Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #12 - sulaco (05/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ATM machine is a classic example of PNS syndrome. The M in ATM stands for machine, making the second "machine" redundant.

PNS stands for PIN number syndrome.

PIN, of course, stands for Personal Identification Number.

Personal Identification Number Number Syndrome Syndrome.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNS_Syndrome
#28 - thunderstorm (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hey, you should make a post with a HUGE picture of a hot woman in it with tight workout clothes.

Then make up some ridiculous scenario that's totally fake and try to pass it of as if it actually did happen.

And make sure no one can get to the punchline without seeing that giant hot body of that chick.

It matters so much more that you whore-out with a hot woman rather than actually make funny content!
#81 - killerpiemaster (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#64 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
After some research I found out her name is Anette Down. I'm getting pretty good of this kind of thing.

Pic related, it's the clean picture.
#68 to #64 - confusedasian (05/28/2013) [-]
Anette Dawn*


I used to look her up a lot when I was younger. Then I just stopped. Don't really know or remembered why, but I don't know.
#79 - cuffeman (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ATM Machine = Automated Teller Machine Machine
User avatar #35 - leglesslegolegolas (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Automated transfer machine machine .-.
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#1 - admit has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gigsta (05/27/2013) [-]
you counted the words in the post?
#3 - ancel (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ancel rolled a random image posted in comment #639856 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** this one
#20 - slesbian (05/28/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, people saying ATM machine really grinds my gears. They are basically saying automated teller machine machine. Same as PIN number which is personal identification number number.
Rant over
#100 - cluediamond (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #94 - laspussy (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man this is an old ass joke
User avatar #62 - HarvietheDinkle (05/28/2013) [-]
wait there's text on the bottom?
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User avatar #42 to #41 - PartyPanda (05/28/2013) [-]
It is the Gallifreyan language from doctor who, and someone actually managed to create a way to read it.
The symbols in picture spell out brazzers, even though it was written a little incorrectly.
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