What would you choose?. No weapons allowed... MFW I read "Horse-sized Dick" and after that spent several moments trying to figure out why anyone would compare that to Duck-sized horses.
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#5 - lordfluffs (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I read "Horse-sized Dick" and after that spent several moments trying to figure out why anyone would compare that to Duck-sized horses.
#6 - aerosmithsongs (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
To those who don't know. Its a game:
Super duck punch
http://www.kongregate . com/games/kongregate/super-duck-punch
#19 - distor (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I read "fighting" as "fisting", looking at this with disgust. Had to re-read 2 times to get it right.
#7 - sanguinesolitude (05/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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i vote for 100 duck sized horses. I find the thought of a horse sized duck utterly terrifying.

I mean an ostritch is terrifying and its like a 1/4 the size of a horse.

imagine this duckling running at you. Only its horse-sized... and wants to mate.
#32 - sketchfactor (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
One horse sized duck, the cube-square law means that the legs of a horse sized duck wouldn't be structurally sound.
#74 - afaggot (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ducks are the sexualdeviants of the animal world.
They have massive penises in regards to body size and are very aggresive in regards to mating.
Their penis literally rocket out of thier crotch.


That said I'm fighting the duck, upon it's defeat it would become my mighty steed and none would challenge me.
#78 to #74 - dissectedtesticle (05/28/2013) [-]
You're implying you will not get raped by said dick in the first place.
You're implying you will not get raped by said dick in the first place.
User avatar #63 - scatmanjohn (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A duck-sized horse would end up freezing to death and a horse-sized duck would end up toppling itself over it's own weight, so I'd pick the duck sized horses just because I can stomp their dead bodies.
#64 to #63 - WaffleROFLSlice (05/28/2013) [-]
Man, you must be really fun at parties
User avatar #55 - deftonesjunkie ONLINE (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kill 99 of the duck sized horses and keep the 100th horse as a pet and have people pay me to see the little tiny horse
#95 - yunablade (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Fight the duck sized horses?

Hell no, I would open a pet store, you know how much mone I can make selling it as pets for bronies little girls?

I would be rich!
User avatar #75 - cedrock (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #57 - evilanakie (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tame the horse sized duck
ride it into battle against mini ponis
User avatar #71 - morallygrey (05/28/2013) [-]
I imagine the horse-sized duck to be much like fighting a dragon in Skyrim.
#46 - Womens Study Major (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well i started monster hunter 3 a while ago and am now a master in the art of giant bird assassinations. so bring on the horseduck
#47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (05/28/2013) [-]
Qurupeco ftw
User avatar #83 - nevrit ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
That game was ok. I think I'll have to say from experience I'd rather fight the duck sized horses.
User avatar #61 - guiguito (05/28/2013) [-]
ducks are devil's spawn, so yeah i'll go with the horses
User avatar #59 - tinglyturtletaint (05/28/2013) [-]
Duck sized horses. Ducks are ******* evil as is. The fact that horses have hooves makes it easier get an advantage over them, climb up on a chair and randomly stomp the ground = profit.
User avatar #52 - herberto (05/28/2013) [-]
Relative to size, horses are actually weaker than humans.
This will make your choice easier.
User avatar #36 - xXMAQXx (05/28/2013) [-]
that game is pretty addicting until you get to the ******* hydras
User avatar #33 - tommygo (05/28/2013) [-]
why argue do it for yourself
www.kongregate.com/games/K ongregate /super-duck-punch
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